Peeps like me! They really really like me!
Yami: -_- And we're simply _ever_ so thrilled about it.
You know, you should be a lot nicer to me Yami....
Renamon: Nice knowing you kiddo. *flees*
*Bolt of lighting hits Yami*
Yami: O_O
And here we see Yami sporting a very - snort - attractive designer gown. You'll note the meticulously placed cuts where we can see Yami's - giggle - Dark Magician Girl boxers showing through....
*Yami Bakura, Seto Kaiba, and Yami Malik appear, and start taking pictures*
Yami Bakura, Kaiba, & Yami Malik: Muwahahahahahahah! Ebay, here we come! *they run off*
Yami: ;_;
Ken: Yes, um, well...while everyone else is busy...I think I'll just get the fic going now....
Disclaimer: What's not mine still ain't mine.
Claimer: What's mine is mine.
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Yami went right over to check on the tiny orange Digimon. "He's just exhausted," Youkomon's voice came from behind
him. "He'll be fine after he wakes up." Yami had to agree with her - after less than a minute later the Digimon began
coming around. "…Why does my head always feel so sore after that happens?…Ugh, hey, where am I?" "Safe," Yami said. "Are
you all right?" "Nothing a few gallons of ice cream won't cure. Wait a second…" The Digimon looked around, seemingly
expecting someone else. "Don't worry; the Digimon Emperor took off after I defeated you," Youkomon said. "That's a relief -
holy toothpaste, you're a Dark Digimon!" Yami felt very confused as the two stared each other down in front of him. "So
what if I am?" Youkomon said, not thrilled with the smaller Digimon's tone. "No offense or anything, but Dark Digimon are
evil!" "If I'm evil, then why did I just save you from the Digimon Emperor?" "Uh…well…" "Excuse me," Yami piped up, "But
can someone inform me what the problem is?" "Dark Digimon are considered to be evil, because most of them usually are,"
Youkomon explained. "Hold up! Is that a human? Why would a Dark Digimon be going around in the Digital World with a
human?" "Shut up and listen, will you? One, I only Digivolved to this form a few minutes ago, and Two, this happens to be
my partner." "Partner?" Yami sighed and held up his Digivice. "A Digivice? You really are partners! It's a -" "Small
Digital World after all?" "How'd you know I was going to say that?" "Because the Biyomon we met said the exact same thing.
She said she had a partner too, a human named Sora." "That's a real coincidence! I know both of them! My partner's Tai,
and I'm Agumon!" "This is Yami, and I'm Youkomon." Yami, meanwhile, was scanning the sky nervously. "I think we should get
moving," he said, "Unless we want to be found by the Digimon Emperor again." "Good plan. Hop on, you two!" Agumon and Yami
clambered on Youkomon's back, and she took off. "So, where're the two of you headed?" Agumon asked. "We're looking for
some friends of mine. I don't suppose you've seen anyone that looks like a shorter me?" Yami asked the last part a bit
half-heartedly. "Well, I haven't, but I know exactly what to do in this sort of situation! We can find Tai, and our friends
can help you find your friends!" "How do we find your partner?" Youkomon called over the rushing wind as she ran. "That
depends. Do you know where you met Biyomon?" "Noll City. Step on it, Youkomon!" "Aye aye, captain!"
As they reached the edge of the forest, and Noll City came into view, Youkomon told her passengers to get off. Then
she glowed and de-Digivolved to Renamon. "Why did you change color when you Digivolved?" Yami asked as the three of them
made their way into town. "Actually, it was entirely your fault." Yami looked a bit put out. "Forgive me for trying to
help out, then." Renamon laughed. "You take everything so literally, Yami! What I meant was because you happen to be a
dark spirit, when I Digivolved I took on related characteristics. With anyone else, I would have changed into Kyubimon, the
blond, silver-fired version." "Oh. Um, did you want to be Kyubimon?" "Now, I think it'd be uncomfortable. What you
Digivolve to is what you get, anyway." The remainder of their conversation was interrupted when Agumon found Biyomon,
causing a great deal of happiness in both parties. "Miss me, Biyomon?" "Miss you?!?! We've been scouring the Digital World
silly for you, Agumon! You know how depressed Tai gets when you go missing! Oh, hi again!" "Hi Biyomon. Agumon said you
could help us." "You can call everybody, and then they'll be able to help Yami and Renamon!" "Good plan, except I don't
think I can get to where they are very quickly. I'm grounded until I get back to Sora." "No problem - we can ride on
Youkomon!" "Wait, aren't Youkomon Dark Digimon?" "Don't hate me just because my Champion Form is beautiful," Renamon said
without looking at them. Yami swallowed a laugh, instead letting a smirk show. "Now I'm just confused," Biyomon said.
There was a lot more confusion until Biyomon finally got the idea. Then she suggested getting a ride with someone
else first because the Digidestined were a really long way away. A little persuasion on Biyomon's part got them a free trip
with a passing Blimpmon. It was a very windy ride, and none of them particularly minded when they bade Blimpmon goodbye
seven hours later. "I need time to recover from that grueling experience, who's up for some lunch?" Agumon and Biyomon went
to get lunch, and Renamon and Yami followed at a slightly more moderate pace. When they finally found the others, they were
stuffing their faces in a big patch of wild berries. Renamon ate some too, and at the insistence of an incredulous Agumon
Yami also ate a berry. When the Digimon weren't looking, he stuck the rest of the generous handful in his pocket. As soon
as the Digimon were full, which was a longer time later than it should have been, Biyomon lead the way through the woods.
"If I remember right, there's plenty of open space at the edge of this forest. And before I left, Sora said they would be
headed this way, so if we're really lucky we won't have too far to go after all!" They reached the forest edge just over an
hour later. They had spent the time listening to Yami telling as much as he remembered of his life in Egypt. Agumon was
plagued by an insatiable curiosity about the subject, and asked so many questions Biyomon finally blurted he was beginning to
sound just like Izzy and Tentomon. Yami and Renamon had no idea what she was talking about, but Agumon spluttered something
and stopped asking questions. It was just as well, because an unpleasant sight welcomed them at the wood's edge.
The plains were there, but something else was too - a bunch of somethings. "Where did all these Control Spires come
from? They weren't here last time I was here!" Yami looked at all the dark towers, shivering without realizing it. "Those
are most certainly not natural, I hope." "They sure aren't! The Digimon Emperor puts those up. They stop normal
Digivolution, and they direct the Dark Rings when he isn't here to do it himself." In the distance, a faint explosion marked
where one Control Spire had stood moments before. "Somebody's knocking down the Spires - it's got to be the others!" Agumon
and Biyomon started running as fast as their little legs could carry them, which turned out to be pretty fast. Yami followed
them, and Renamon used her agility to get to the tops of the Spires, leaping from one to another easily. But before any of
them could get too far, several Digimon appeared in front of them. There were two Hagurumon, a Gazimon, and a Centarumon
wearing a Dark Ring. "Look, some more of those Digimon the boss wants us to get rid of!" Said Gazimon. "Get them, you
guys!" The Hagurumon charged, and a few moments later were deleted by Renamon. "Uh-oh," Gazimon said nervously as he was
suddenly outnumbered. "Hold up! I don't need to waste my precious time on you! Centarumon, get them!" "Solar Ray!" They
dodged the attack. "Pepper Breath!" Agumon tried to break the Dark Ring but missed, hitting a Control Spire and cracking
it. Biyomon tried with her Pecking Attack, but couldn't get close to the rampaging Champion. Neither could Renamon. "He's
too strong!" "Don't those Spires stop Digivolution?" "Normal Digivolution only," Renamon said. "Well then, there's no
problem for us." "Good point."
"Renamon, Digivolve to…Youkomon!"
"Fox Tail Fire Balls!" The red flames shot forward, and though Centarumon dodged most of them, one hit the Dark Ring and
destroyed it. The other six hit the Control Spire Agumon had hit earlier, causing it to crumble and be destroyed.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Well! There's another chappy for you lot!
Yami: *is curled up in corner, tramatized*
Renamon: *sighs*
Ken: *sighs*
Um, R&R? Please?
Yami: -_- And we're simply _ever_ so thrilled about it.
You know, you should be a lot nicer to me Yami....
Renamon: Nice knowing you kiddo. *flees*
*Bolt of lighting hits Yami*
Yami: O_O
And here we see Yami sporting a very - snort - attractive designer gown. You'll note the meticulously placed cuts where we can see Yami's - giggle - Dark Magician Girl boxers showing through....
*Yami Bakura, Seto Kaiba, and Yami Malik appear, and start taking pictures*
Yami Bakura, Kaiba, & Yami Malik: Muwahahahahahahah! Ebay, here we come! *they run off*
Yami: ;_;
Ken: Yes, um, well...while everyone else is busy...I think I'll just get the fic going now....
Disclaimer: What's not mine still ain't mine.
Claimer: What's mine is mine.
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Yami went right over to check on the tiny orange Digimon. "He's just exhausted," Youkomon's voice came from behind
him. "He'll be fine after he wakes up." Yami had to agree with her - after less than a minute later the Digimon began
coming around. "…Why does my head always feel so sore after that happens?…Ugh, hey, where am I?" "Safe," Yami said. "Are
you all right?" "Nothing a few gallons of ice cream won't cure. Wait a second…" The Digimon looked around, seemingly
expecting someone else. "Don't worry; the Digimon Emperor took off after I defeated you," Youkomon said. "That's a relief -
holy toothpaste, you're a Dark Digimon!" Yami felt very confused as the two stared each other down in front of him. "So
what if I am?" Youkomon said, not thrilled with the smaller Digimon's tone. "No offense or anything, but Dark Digimon are
evil!" "If I'm evil, then why did I just save you from the Digimon Emperor?" "Uh…well…" "Excuse me," Yami piped up, "But
can someone inform me what the problem is?" "Dark Digimon are considered to be evil, because most of them usually are,"
Youkomon explained. "Hold up! Is that a human? Why would a Dark Digimon be going around in the Digital World with a
human?" "Shut up and listen, will you? One, I only Digivolved to this form a few minutes ago, and Two, this happens to be
my partner." "Partner?" Yami sighed and held up his Digivice. "A Digivice? You really are partners! It's a -" "Small
Digital World after all?" "How'd you know I was going to say that?" "Because the Biyomon we met said the exact same thing.
She said she had a partner too, a human named Sora." "That's a real coincidence! I know both of them! My partner's Tai,
and I'm Agumon!" "This is Yami, and I'm Youkomon." Yami, meanwhile, was scanning the sky nervously. "I think we should get
moving," he said, "Unless we want to be found by the Digimon Emperor again." "Good plan. Hop on, you two!" Agumon and Yami
clambered on Youkomon's back, and she took off. "So, where're the two of you headed?" Agumon asked. "We're looking for
some friends of mine. I don't suppose you've seen anyone that looks like a shorter me?" Yami asked the last part a bit
half-heartedly. "Well, I haven't, but I know exactly what to do in this sort of situation! We can find Tai, and our friends
can help you find your friends!" "How do we find your partner?" Youkomon called over the rushing wind as she ran. "That
depends. Do you know where you met Biyomon?" "Noll City. Step on it, Youkomon!" "Aye aye, captain!"
As they reached the edge of the forest, and Noll City came into view, Youkomon told her passengers to get off. Then
she glowed and de-Digivolved to Renamon. "Why did you change color when you Digivolved?" Yami asked as the three of them
made their way into town. "Actually, it was entirely your fault." Yami looked a bit put out. "Forgive me for trying to
help out, then." Renamon laughed. "You take everything so literally, Yami! What I meant was because you happen to be a
dark spirit, when I Digivolved I took on related characteristics. With anyone else, I would have changed into Kyubimon, the
blond, silver-fired version." "Oh. Um, did you want to be Kyubimon?" "Now, I think it'd be uncomfortable. What you
Digivolve to is what you get, anyway." The remainder of their conversation was interrupted when Agumon found Biyomon,
causing a great deal of happiness in both parties. "Miss me, Biyomon?" "Miss you?!?! We've been scouring the Digital World
silly for you, Agumon! You know how depressed Tai gets when you go missing! Oh, hi again!" "Hi Biyomon. Agumon said you
could help us." "You can call everybody, and then they'll be able to help Yami and Renamon!" "Good plan, except I don't
think I can get to where they are very quickly. I'm grounded until I get back to Sora." "No problem - we can ride on
Youkomon!" "Wait, aren't Youkomon Dark Digimon?" "Don't hate me just because my Champion Form is beautiful," Renamon said
without looking at them. Yami swallowed a laugh, instead letting a smirk show. "Now I'm just confused," Biyomon said.
There was a lot more confusion until Biyomon finally got the idea. Then she suggested getting a ride with someone
else first because the Digidestined were a really long way away. A little persuasion on Biyomon's part got them a free trip
with a passing Blimpmon. It was a very windy ride, and none of them particularly minded when they bade Blimpmon goodbye
seven hours later. "I need time to recover from that grueling experience, who's up for some lunch?" Agumon and Biyomon went
to get lunch, and Renamon and Yami followed at a slightly more moderate pace. When they finally found the others, they were
stuffing their faces in a big patch of wild berries. Renamon ate some too, and at the insistence of an incredulous Agumon
Yami also ate a berry. When the Digimon weren't looking, he stuck the rest of the generous handful in his pocket. As soon
as the Digimon were full, which was a longer time later than it should have been, Biyomon lead the way through the woods.
"If I remember right, there's plenty of open space at the edge of this forest. And before I left, Sora said they would be
headed this way, so if we're really lucky we won't have too far to go after all!" They reached the forest edge just over an
hour later. They had spent the time listening to Yami telling as much as he remembered of his life in Egypt. Agumon was
plagued by an insatiable curiosity about the subject, and asked so many questions Biyomon finally blurted he was beginning to
sound just like Izzy and Tentomon. Yami and Renamon had no idea what she was talking about, but Agumon spluttered something
and stopped asking questions. It was just as well, because an unpleasant sight welcomed them at the wood's edge.
The plains were there, but something else was too - a bunch of somethings. "Where did all these Control Spires come
from? They weren't here last time I was here!" Yami looked at all the dark towers, shivering without realizing it. "Those
are most certainly not natural, I hope." "They sure aren't! The Digimon Emperor puts those up. They stop normal
Digivolution, and they direct the Dark Rings when he isn't here to do it himself." In the distance, a faint explosion marked
where one Control Spire had stood moments before. "Somebody's knocking down the Spires - it's got to be the others!" Agumon
and Biyomon started running as fast as their little legs could carry them, which turned out to be pretty fast. Yami followed
them, and Renamon used her agility to get to the tops of the Spires, leaping from one to another easily. But before any of
them could get too far, several Digimon appeared in front of them. There were two Hagurumon, a Gazimon, and a Centarumon
wearing a Dark Ring. "Look, some more of those Digimon the boss wants us to get rid of!" Said Gazimon. "Get them, you
guys!" The Hagurumon charged, and a few moments later were deleted by Renamon. "Uh-oh," Gazimon said nervously as he was
suddenly outnumbered. "Hold up! I don't need to waste my precious time on you! Centarumon, get them!" "Solar Ray!" They
dodged the attack. "Pepper Breath!" Agumon tried to break the Dark Ring but missed, hitting a Control Spire and cracking
it. Biyomon tried with her Pecking Attack, but couldn't get close to the rampaging Champion. Neither could Renamon. "He's
too strong!" "Don't those Spires stop Digivolution?" "Normal Digivolution only," Renamon said. "Well then, there's no
problem for us." "Good point."
"Renamon, Digivolve to…Youkomon!"
"Fox Tail Fire Balls!" The red flames shot forward, and though Centarumon dodged most of them, one hit the Dark Ring and
destroyed it. The other six hit the Control Spire Agumon had hit earlier, causing it to crumble and be destroyed.
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Well! There's another chappy for you lot!
Yami: *is curled up in corner, tramatized*
Renamon: *sighs*
Ken: *sighs*
Um, R&R? Please?
