First Chapter

"WILL YOU SHUT UP! WHAT THE HELL RAN ME OVER!"

"That is soooo OOC," Christie said. "What have I doneeeeeee…"

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"I'm going to KILL you!" Kai said, struggling with the various assortments of constraints that tied him to a bed. A rope, a chain of ties, three belts, and duct tape kept him from getting up and massacring them all.

"Ok, I can analyze what's wrong with him, but I'll need a blood sample." Kenny said.

"No… get away… I don't feel-"Kai said, his speech slurred a bit.

"OHMIGOD! He's like, wasted! He's stoned!" Christie said, unbelievingly.

"My head…dizzy…AHHHHHHGETAWAYFROMME!" He suddenly became hyper, struggling furiously as Kenny approached.

"The side effects are taking place!" Kenny said worriedly. Kai ripped a tie and unstuck some duct tape that was holding down an arm. He quickly undid the other arm, and kicked his legs free. He was up in an instant, running for the door. "Sorry!" Christie yelled as she launched her green blade at his feet to make him stop. He was barefoot, so his feet got cut. It didn't stop him, though, and he dived out the door and hid somewhere in the living room of the house. "This'll do" Kenny said, as he quickly put a small spot of blood that was on the floor onto a glass slab. "Dizzi, tell us what happened to him."

Three hours later

"I'm worried, I still can't find him." Max said for the umpteenth time. "You guys! We got the results!" Kenny said, waving a piece of paper in the air. "He's well, basically hyper, not himself, and he's easily influenced. Whatever the Special Side Effect is, he hasn't got it yet."

"Easily influenced?" Rei questioned.

"Yeah."

Christie got an evil smirk on her face.

Ten minutes later.

Everyone was out of the house, as Christie had instructed. Except for her and Kai, wherever he was. She sat down on the couch and turned to her favorite show. In front of her, on the table, were bowls of Doritos, popcorn, cans of Diet Coke, and chocolate. Commercials were on, and she waited patiently, munching on the orange chips. The show came on. Jackass started. Her grin got eviler as she heard a small noise coming from behind her. In a matter of seconds, Kai was sitting on the other end of the couch, watching in amazement as Steve-O (my IDOL!) stapled letters that spelled 'JACKASS' to his butt. After the Mexican Sledding, she turned off the T.V. She turned and faced Kai. "That was a GREAT show, wasn't it?" She said, trying to keep a straight face. Kai ran out the door. "TYSON!" he yelled. "DO WE HAVE ANY SLEDS!"

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easily influenced kai wants to try and perform the stunts on jackass. This will be good.

no matter what ANYONE says, that was really bad. Flame it if u want, as long as you

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