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"My bologna has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R, my bologna has a second name it's M-A-Y-E-RRRRR I love to eat it every day and if you ask me why I'll sayyyyyyyyyy..."
Christie opened her eyes, sat up, looked at what was singing at the foot of her bed, and screamed.
"HE'S SO KAWAII!"
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"Ohmigod! Kai has the cutest little brother EVER!"
"He doesn't have a brother."
"Cousin?"
"I don't think so…"
"Then who are you?"
"Guess."
"Um… nephew?"
"How can he have a nephew if he doesn't have any brothers or sisters?"
"I dunno…"
"Baka."
"What-a?"
"BAKA!"
"Um...okay…"
"Where's Tala?"
"Who?"
"TALA! THE REDHEAD, YOU BAKA!"
"WHAT'S A TALA, WHAT'S A BAKA!"
"They're both the same thing."
"…Really?"
The five-year old snorted. "Yes."
Ray came in the room. "Who screamed- who's THAT?" Ray said, taken aback by the boy before him. "Are you-"
"He doesn't have a brother." Christie sighed.
"Cous-"
"Doesn't have one."
"Acquaintance of a friend of a relative?"
"Didn't think of that…"
The little boy sighed. "Where's Tala?"
"How do you know Tala?" Ray inquired.
"Tala's a person?" Christie asked, confused.
"Yeah. Redhead." Ray explained, forgetting that she doesn't know him.
"Ohhh…. Then what's a baka?"
Ray sighed.
"Yah. Just dial the number and press 3. When the voice tells you to, dial this number." The small boy said, pointing to phone numbers he had written down. "Er...Okay…" Ray picked up the phone and dialed. Another voice responded through the phone:
"Allo. Please press 1 to contact the governor, 2 to place a call to Eastern Europe, 3 to reach Russia, and 4 to contact our manager. Thank you for using Former Soviet Union Telephone service."
"Former… Soviet…Union?" Ray raised an eyebrow. He hit three and punched in a number. A recorded voice picked up.
"Sorry, but ze phone you ave requested is not in service right now. Please call 555-2498 to request an address or find an additional number for…"
Another recorded voice came on.
"The abbey."
Ray hung up after Boris's voice said those two words. He turned to the blue-haired five year old, for the first time noticing he had crimson eyes. The little boy looked up at him, and the two teens also realized that he had blue triangles on his face.
"KAI?" they both yelled very loudly at the same time.
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that was the most useless chapter ever, as we already knew who it was…
REVIEW so I can get the next chapter going.
