Smasher Royale
Author's Note: This is going to be my first fic, so don't become a raving lunatic if I do bad. Also, if you end up enjoying this fanfic, don't get too comfortable in this killing. I will be doing something rather unlike this fic a lot…yes, Romance. Especiallly tragic romance. If you recognize my pen name and know me in real life or on another site, DO NOT tell anyone I like romance. ESPECIALLY if you actually know me. Ahem, let the fic begin.
Link: Yeah, I'm getting bo- WAIT, YOU'RE SAYING THAT YOU MIGHT MAKE ME SOMEONE'S BOYFRIEND!
Me: chased by Link At least I don't do gay pairings! Chased by my favorite SSBM character…
Fox: Wonder why Link's chasing after the author…oh well. Let's join in, Falco! Falco and Fox start shooting
Chapter 1
25 (Sheik and Zelda are separate) people of different kinds appeared on an island, invited to an award ceremony.
Five pipes protruded from the ground. From each one popped a different person. Two Italian plumbers appeared, one red and the other green. A giant dragon-like creature emerged, his eyes glaring at the red plumber. A princess emerged from another, and from the last, a doctor appeared that looked like the red plumber (couldn't get another idea of how Dr. Mario could appear).
An egg washed on the shore with green dots speckled over it. It cracked and a small, green dinosaur came out. A giant ape came from the water and panted from swimming in the ocean.
A flying race car landed on the island and a bounty hunter went through the door, his hand in a salute. A spaceship hovered above the island; a fox and bird jumped from it, landing harmlessly, taking out their guns to finish a pose.
A small boy flew threw the sky, falling onto the sand. Electricity sparkled around his body. Two kids who looked like Eskimos crashed onto the ground, dropped by a red condor. Then, a small star twinkled, growing closer and closer until it was seen that a small…puffball was riding on it. He hopped down, hands flailing up and down to greet everyone.
There was another spaceship and a bounty huntress jumped down from it, wearing a space suit. Four portals formed on the sand; two swordsmen (well ONE swordsman from two different times), a princess, and an incredibly insane warlock walked out of them. The one that the princess strolled out of stayed open and a ninja came from it. The swordsmen were glaring at the warlock, their gazes locked.
Four pokemon faded into existence, thanks to the tallest and menacing of them. A hole opened in the sky (it's a plot hole; we don't know how the person got here thanks to it) and screaming, a two-dimensional man dived down. From it, two more swordsman came crashing onto the sand. The older swordsman of the two "twins" counted the people. There were 25.
All of a sudden, they were all teleported to the center of the island, where there was a medium-sized building.
"Where are we? This better be good! I'm missing my manicure," one princess, Peach, sniffed. (Okay, I'm going to use their names from now on.) Another plot hole opened up and closed, after nametags flew onto their proper owner's clothes.
"You are here for the Smasher Royale," a voice chuckled. Suddenly, a hand formed into the room everyone was in.
"I've read about this," Ness gasped. "They gather 25 people, and then they fight to the death on an island."
"Correct," another hand announced, entering the room as well. "We will give you each food, drink, and a random weapon. Weapons you usually have are gone. That means no magic, swords, or special abilities. You can not escape the island unless you are the last one! Now, we'll give everyone weapons one by one." Reluctantly, everyone agreed to fight, except for a few battle-mad smashers. Here is what everyone got:
Dr. Mario- Scalpel
Mario- Cane
Luigi- Rubber chicken
Bowser- Scimitar
Peach- Pistol
Yoshi- Pot lid
Donkey Kong- Gauntlets
Captain Falcon- A monkey tail
Ganondorf- Staff
Falco- Sig Sauer
Fox- Rope
Ness- Golf club
Ice Climbers- Broken glass (yes, I count them as 1 person)
Kirby- Link Plushie
Samus- Pictures of Master Hand's grandma
Zelda- Longsword (ends up with Wand)
Sheik- Chain
Link- Bulletproof vest (ends up with Longsword)
Young Link- Wand (ends up with bulletproof vest)
Pichu- Knife
Pikachu- CD player
Jigglypuff- Binoculars
Mewtwo- Laptop
Mr. Game&Watch- A blank contract
Marth- Bow
Roy- Sniper Rifle
"You have five minutes to get away from everyone as far as possible before the slaughter begins," one hand informed them. "This building is off limits. Form teams…if you dare."
Everyone began running in opposite directions, but forming teams as well. This would be a torment.
The Teams:
Mario, Luigi, Peach
Bowser
Dr. Mario
Yoshi, DK, Captain Falcon
Ganondorf
Jigglypuff, Mewtwo, Ice Climbers
Falco, Fox
Ness
Kirby
Samus
Zelda, Link, Young Link
Pichu, Pickahu, Mr. Game&Watch
Marth, Roy
Author's Ramblings
Me: Please review and avoid flames! DK jumps and chases after me Come on! All I said was that I may write romance.
Link: Exactly!
Fox and Falco: Get him! keep on shooting
