Well hello there. My tenth chapter…I think I should stop while I'm ahead and leave all you readers out there dying to know what's going to happen next for like…three years, when I could type it up in three hours…mwahahahahahahaha. Nah, I'd never do that! So yeah, keep reading, because there will definitely be more to come. Hm…I was thinking about some stuff today…and I was just so lost in my thoughts. I go to my thoughts to escape, but today…was different I guess. And then I caught a bout of my depression, but I had to deal with it. So yeah…but yeah, if I would have had more time, I'd have posted it on my livejournal. By the way, if you're brave enough to see what goes on in my weird little mind (Not like that! Omae wa hentai da!), then my livejournal link is: http/ Have a good time reading that. I usually put whatever is on my mind in there, and take really cool quizzes and stuff. Yeah…but unless you're not listed as one of my friends, then you probably won't get to read the really interesting entries. XD Hahahahahahaha! Sorry, but that's just funny, someone out there is probably all like: Awwww man! Well, if you really want to read them that bad, then I suggest you catch the infection of the addiction to live journaling! (Hehe Bryce-kun, NOW I'm advertising livejournal….) Yup, you can sign up for a free account and do really cool stuff with it. Post your stories and poetry…like I do, but talk to people too! 'Cause I met a really cool stranger on there…yeah, he posts on my LJ sometimes, and he's funny! But mostly, my buddies from Butler High school are on there, and my mom (for some ODD reason) doesn't let me talk to them, so that's another way I like to touch base with them, because they'll know how I'm doing and stuff, without me having to email them all the time. It's like…a special place that we meet. Yeah, it's pretty cool…. Well, I think you all know what time it is…
Disclaimer: Well, apparently, it had been made known to me, by a very special friend (Hehe, I might as well tattle. Thanks Reifujinmarusakitora), that I do not have to post a disclaimer on every single chapter…like I've been doing for the past nine chapters…but guess what? You people are sooooo slow, that I have to keep putting these up! No, I'm just kidding! Lol! . Uh…you can put down your clubs and knives…and pitchforks and torches…oh…and you have guns too? –Lip quivers- But I said that I was just kidding…! Don't kill me now! Seriously, these are very fun; I enjoy putting up the disclaimers. Then I get to say witty things. And poke fun at Capcom…but, maybe I should stop doing that…because they've tapped my phone lines…and –Whispers- I think they put hidden cameras in my house…
Geez, they'll do anything to get proof—huh? Fine, I'll say it! I own Devil May Cry 3 and all the stuff that I've been saying that I don't and Capcom does!
Capcom: We've got her! Let's move move move! –Bursts through front and side and sliding door…-
Me: AHHHHH!
Capcom: We're taking you to court! We're going to milk you of all the money that you have so that we can have even more money from the profits we've made because of our video games! Especially Devil May Cry 3! Mwahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Me: Uh…wait! I was just about to say: SIKE YOUR MIKE! I was just kidding you losers! XP So there, everything that I said was all in fun and jest! Ha!
Capcom: Damn! Okay, let's go find another possible lawsuit…-Files out of Author's house-
Me: Whew! That was a close one…I'm never doing that again! O.o But, just to be on the safe side: I don't own Devil May Cry 3. And no matter how badly I want to own Dante and his hot evil twin brother, Vergil…and maybe even insanely/innocently sexy Lady (I'm Bi. There, I said it!)…that's just not going to happen…unless…I buy Capcom…nah, not gonna happen either, oh well…-Sighs- It's nice to dream though…
Dante: -Picks up Ivory in sleep and shoots the phone-
Me: WTF!
Dante: -Uses gun to scratch his head, and then talks into it…just like the phone that he just shot…- Devil Never Cry? How may I help you? –Snores- Oh yeah? A demon? You don't say…well, handle your own damn problems…-Snores-
Me: Hm…there's got to be a way out of here…I know! –Slides hand onto Dante's crotch-
Dante: Mmmm….-Moves arm-
Me: Whew! –Slips out of Dante's grasp- And now to get out of here!
Lady: -Tip toes into the room- So, the little bastard is asleep eh? Dante! Dante, wake your demon scum ass up!
Me: O.o What are you doing! And I thought you were naked?
Lady: Me? No, that was my stunt double…like I'd ever go out in public naked… -Nervous laugh and scratches head-
Me: Not even on a nude beach?
Lady: Well, of course…I mean, it's a nude beach…you'd have to be an idiot not to be naked! But…that's not the point…the point is, I'm about to kill Dante! –Loads grenade launcher-
Me: But how can you kill someone so sexy? Come on…you're cute yourself, must there be violence involved?
Lady: But I hate demons…and I don't care that he's a half demon either!
Me: But…can't you just picture yourself with him…you know…whatting? –Raises eyebrows suggestively-
Lady: Well…I must say…I might have thought about it at one time or another…but he's so damn cocky! What a turn off! He thinks it's all about him!
Me: Well…then let him think that way. As long as you're gettin' some, it shouldn't really matter. I'll bet he's good in the sack too. .
Dante: Only one way to find out.
Me: O.o Ahhh! He wasn't supposed to be awake! –Slowly turns around to see Dante wearing absolutely nothing- (Heh, I know you Dante fans are happy about that!) Hm…so that's how big it is…niiiiiiiiiiice….I mean, EEEEK! Your thing is hanging out, gross! –Blushes-
Lady: See? Exactly what I'm talking about! He just strips when no one's even asked him to! Do you know that he's fought me like that! I would've cut his thing off…but…well; he beat me up because it was distracting me! I mean, what ever happened to the traditional way of gettin' laid? You know, you start off kissing, and then you undress each other, get in the bed or the back of a car…
Dante: Sounds like you want an unfulfilled fantasy to be a reality…hm, like right now. –Wink-
Me: I'm getting out of here, this is too weird. I must be dreaming….-Pinches cheek- OW! Nope…well, I'm still getting out of here.
Lady: What? You can't leave now!
Me: Why not! I never asked to be chased by you people! I want out!
Dante: Yeah right, you know you're enjoying every minute of this…-Smile-
Me: Perhaps…but that's not the point!
Lady: Oh shut up and let's have a threesome already…God, you could have just said it yourself…
Me: O.o Are you serious? Hm…cool…-Grin- I mean…WHAT! You can't be serious, I'm an underage minor!
Lady: How old are you?
Me: 16!
Dante: Eh, that's good enough. You look sexy to be 16 though…I don't do the whole under 16 thing…well, I've never…but there's a first time for everything….
Me: I must be losing my mind! No, you guys have lost your minds! –Points finger- That's it! That's what it is! Hahahahahaha! Brrr la de dop doop!
Lady: -Grabs author and whispers in ear- It's okay if it's your first time…we'll be gentle…-Licks-
Me: -Sigh- Okay, that just made me so fucking horny…I'm giving up the act of innocence—alright! I mean, what would you do if you were in my position audience! This just happens to be my lucky damn day…
Audience: -Snickers- Which position?
Me: Haha, very funny. But I'm about to have some fun…and it's censored. –Nyah- -Draws the curtain-
(. That whole scene was just ridiculous. And yeah, some people probably hate me for it, but I say: SCREW THEM! They can make their own damn scenes, they don't own the characters, so they can't tell me what the hell to do with them…. Yeah! Okay, on with the story. .)
Catherine and Obsidia ended up in the basement. Catherine held her bleeding leg.
"Goddamn it!" she growled, "This shit hurts!"
"Well, if you would have killed Linda sooner, we could have finished off Madeline too and been away from the scene of the crime before Dante could have shown his face." Obsidia said, "And just what the hell happened with you back there? Why'd you hesitate?"
"I became weak." Catherine said in a low tone.
"What!" Obsidia yelled, her eyes glowing with an inferno of anger.
Catherine looked at her leg and it was slowly beginning to heal. She lowered her yellow eyes.
"In a moment…I became weak…Linda's words…touched my heart. The hatred that I have for my own mother caused me to hate myself…and in turn…hate my own children…because they are a reflection of myself." Catherine said. A tear rolled down her cheek.
Obsidia growled and whipped a hand across her face.
"No! I will not allow you to talk such rubbish! You will not be weak, and you will do as I say! Linda and Madeline, they are of no use to you, and are only slowing me down from attaining the power that I deserve!" Obsidia said.
Catherine straightened up. She didn't even rub her face which held a red handprint on her cheek. Her eyes glowed.
"Okay." She said numbly.
Obsidia smiled. "Good. Now we have to wait down here until your leg is healed."
Catherine played with the bell collar around her neck. Obsidia smacked her hand.
"Don't play with that darling." She said. 'It's my only source of control over you.' She thought.
Dante had just cleared two rooms, so he quickly made his way to go check on the girls. Linda and Madeline were in the library.
"We just got through checking a room, as well as this one—no sign of any demons." Linda said.
"Except for us." Madeline said with a smile.
Dante smiled. "Good." He looked at the clock. '9:40' it read. "Time sure goes by fast in this house."
"Hm…you're right. I'm beginning to wonder if the realm of time inside of this house is even aligned with the time outside of the house."
"Probably not." Dante said, "Which is why we've gotta keep moving."
"Four more rooms." Madeline said.
"Let's go take care of them." Dante said.
They all ran across the hall to where the last four rooms were to be cleared. Linda poked her head in a room and a lightning bolt was thrown from a fallen.
"Ahh!" she said as she closed the door and ran, but it still exploded upon impact.
"What was that?" Dante asked.
"Fallen." Linda gasped.
"Ah. I'll take those." He said as he ran into the room.
Linda swallowed hard and peeked into the next room. 3 Soul Eaters. She peeked into the next, A Hell Vanguard, and the last…2 Gigapedes...
"Hm…which one to choose?" Linda said dryly, "Because I just have such a lovely variety."
She ran into the room of the three Soul Eaters.
Madeline transformed. She gathered her energy and made a cage of darkness around a Soul Eater. Then she crushed the cage with her mind until it disappeared. Linda ran up to one and slashed it. Madeline continued to make the cages and then they were finished. They waited for Dante. Linda looked at the clock. '10:10' it read. They waited…and waited. '10:30' it read.
'I wonder what's taking him so long?' She thought.
Dante entered the room. "Sorry, those things were real bastards." He said while shaking his head, "What's next?"
"Those next two rooms." Linda said.
"I'll take care of them for you." He said.
"We're going to make it to the basement on time after all!" Madeline said.
"I wouldn't get my hopes up so high." Linda said, "Even if we do try to get downstairs, they'll be demons to try and stop us."
Madeline sighed.
"You girls stay here." Dante said, and he went into the other rooms to finish off the last of the demons upstairs.
When he came back, he had a large cut on his arm.
"You're hurt!" Linda cried.
"I'll be fine." He said with a reassuring smile, "Let's go."
They all went out of the room and went downstairs. Demons were all in the halls.
"Well, that makes it a lot easier." Dante said, "They've come out of all the rooms and positioned themselves in the halls."
The demons advanced on to attack them. Dante took out Ebony and Ivory and began firing away. Demons began falling like flies. Linda was slashing through demons. She glared, thinking about her mother and aunt.
'This is almost over. Our emotional and physical torment…we'll be free from it all…' She thought.
They cleared the first hall and proceeded to the second hall that led to the kitchen.
They fought hard and succeeded in getting to the kitchen.
Linda looked at the clock. "Holy shit." She said. It was '11:50.'
"Damn." Dante said, "We've gotta get to the basement—and now."
They raced to the basement before it was too late.
Catherine watched as her leg scarred and then the scar disappeared. She smiled evilly. Just then, Dante and the girls ran down the basement.
"It's so nice to see you all again." Obsidia said evilly, "But you're too late."
The demon portal began to glow.
"She's right." Linda said, "We've all gotta fight them…me and Madeline aren't strong enough to take them on ourselves."
"No. Remember what I told you. Since this is a family affair, I'm going to let you handle it. I'll worry about the door." He said.
Demons began to pound on the demon portal. Dante ran over to it, darkness seemly consuming him, because it was in far in the back of the basement.
Catherine cracked her neck. She stepped up and smiled. Linda felt her anger slowly seep into her veins.
'This is it.' She thought.
