I do believe someone asked me why I put Anzu in here if I was just going to "off" her. Well, it wouldn't be Anzu bashings without her, would it? Besides, I need her for this part .-
"Problem, Officer Takashi?" He asked, and Takashi tapped his pencil on his clipboard.
"Only problem, here Ryou-kun, is that you still won't give me your phone number." He said, grinning a stupid lopsided grin. Ryou shrunk down even more, and he saw his Yami tensing up, like a tiger about to pounce.
("Don't do anything, we'll be arrested!") He thought to him.
("This guy is just asking to die!") Bakura thought back.
("That may be, but don't forget whats in the back of MY trunk.")
("Fine.") Takashi shined his flashlight in the car.
"Seems like you have a regular party here," He said, "Wow, is the kid sitting next to you your twin? He looks dead on you, 'cept his hair's done a little diffrently." Bakura grinned evily.
"We may look alike, but I assure you, I'm bolder then he is," He said, looking very exotic to the Officer.
"'Zat so? Well maybe I ought to give up on Ryou and me and you could have some fun." Ryou felt a slight flush creep up unto his cheeks, an Yami Yugi poked Bakura in the back.
"What the hell do you think you're doing?" He hissed.
"I've got a plan here, you stupid pharoh," He growled back, "I'm going to get this stupid officer off our backs."
"You could take a little ride with me," The officer grinned, "'Cause the only place I'm headin' is home." Bakura open his door, and got out. Jounouchi noticed that before he'd gotten out, he'd take something from the glovebox. What did he take, he thought to himself. Bakura was walking back to the patrol car with Takashi, and Jounouchi poked Ryou.
"Whats in your glovebox?" He asked, and Ryou shrugged.
"Flares, maps, I think there's a knife in there, 'cause my dad like to huntohmygod," He said, scarmbling his words, "He didn't get into glovebox, did he?" They all scrambled out of the car to get to Bakura before he did something, but it was to late. By the time they all got out, he was walking back, dusting his jeans off, which were suspiciously speckled with what looked like blood.
"Bakura...did you do what I think you did?" Yami demanded, and Bakura looked at him innocently.
"It depends on what you think I did." He said, "But I'll give you a clue. They only way he'll be seeing me is if I go to hell. Oh, by the way, we can dump Anzu here." He pointed to the woods, which didn't seem very inviting at night, "Kaiba! Get the girl." He barked, and Kaiba glared at him.
"You go get her. You murdered her."
"I'll put this nicely. Go get her and I wont kill you. Or your brother." Kaiba grumbled, and walked over to the car.
"You have to be nicer to people," Ryou said, "Thats why no one wants to do stuff for you."
"Then why do you do stuff for me?" Bakura asked, pulling out a ligher and flicking it close to Ryou's shirt, "We can burn this shirt right now, 'cause I got no problem with you walking around topless." (a/n we could only dream...::sighs::) They all heard Kaiba gasp, and they joined him at the trunk.
"I told your pansy ass to get the body!" Bakura yelled, annoyed.
"If you would stop ordering people around, you might've noticed that Anzu's body is gone!" Kaiba yelled back at him angerily. The trunk was empty, and there was a bloody trail leading off to the side of the road. Yugi clutched Yami.
"I've got a bad feeling about this..." He whispered, and Yami hushed him, straning to listen. They all were quiet for a minute, and they heard the rustling of grass, and the swaying of the wind. Kaiba took the moment to whisper to Jounouchi;
"Don't worry Puppy. I'll protect you." Jounouchi rolled his eyes, but didn't reply. There's not much you can say to that, is there? Suddenly, Yami felt something wrap around his ankle, and pulled his leg hard, causing him to fall down and momentairly see stars. He looked behind him, and saw a magled looking Anzu clutching his ankle.
"Yaaaammmiiii..." She hissed, "I'm thheee oonne yyouu'rre suuppossed toooo beee wiitthh..." (a/n I'm sorry if you can't read that XD)
"SHE'S A FUCKIN' ZOMBIE!!" Bakura yelled, and Jounouchi and Yugi pulled Yami out of her grasp, and they all started running. Anzu got up, and staggered after them.
"N-Nice job Bakura," Yami huffed, "Now we're g-gonna be eaten by her!"
"H-Hey! I didn't k-know she was gonna do that!" He yelled, sticking out his leg to trip Yami, but Ryou pulled Bakura forward, so he couldn't. They saw an abandoned house, and they ran inside.
"We should be good in here, right?" Kaiba asked, and Jounouchi shrugged, trying to see out of one of the borded up windows.
"This is so unfair," Bakura complained, "I'm gonna get mauled by a friendship-loving zombie, and I still havn't gotten sex from Ryou tonight yet!" Yami hit Bakura in the head.
"Is that all you think about?!" He demanded, "Nevermind, don't answer the question." He said, realizing he really didn't want to know.
"While we're on the subject," Bakura said, nuzziling his hikari's neck, "Just how far have you two gotten anyway?" He said, looking at Yami and Yugi.
