Omg this is OOC XD but funny! I guess thats all that matters XD. Maybe I should make a lemon part and post it on another site and just give you guys the URL. What do you think?

Yami and Yugi jumped and glanced at each other.

"Yeah," Mai said, "What exactly HAVE you two done?" Yugi shrugged, blushing heavily. Bakura half crawled over and grinned at them wickedly.

"Have you done it?" Ah the awful "it" word. Such power it had over them, for they both pushed Bakura back on Ryou at the same time.

"God Bakura, you're so lewd." Yami said, rolling his eyes. Bakura grinned and slid a hand under Ryou's shirt, while nibbling on his ear. Jounouchi felt Seto take his arm, and he shifted uncomfortably. He still wasn't with the idea of expressing...this so openly. A loud banging reverberated throughout the shack, causing them all to jump. Anzu was banging against the door, screaming unearthly sounds. Yugi tentatively looked out the window, and saw her with blood still spilling down the front of her shirt.

"DAMMIT YYAAAMMII YOU MUST LOVE ME! BAKURA! YOU GOT BLOOD ALL OVER MY SHIRT!" Bakura growled.

"Does she EVER die!" He yelled, holding up the door to keep her from getting in. They quickly all scrambled out the back window, while she continued to bang on the door.
"That wont last long," Seto said, "She'll figure out we're not in there after she breaks in."

"You credit her too much." Mai said, holding up the top of her shirt, "She'll probably stare blankly into the room for about ten minutes."


Back at the cabin Anzu pushed against the door one last time, and it fell open. She stared blankly into the room for ten minutes.


Ryou leaned against the tree, gasping for breath. They all paused.

"I-I think we can s...stop running now." He gasped. They all nodded in agreement. Jounouchi glanced around, trying to figure out where they were. Woods and darkness surrounded them, only pierced by the pale sickly yellow light of the flashlight. Strange moaning sounds emanated from all around them. Then Seto hit Bakura who had his hands in dangerous places on Ryou, and the sounds stopped.
"Hey, I don't know about you guys," Mai said, "But I've seen this movie before. We're all gonna die, save one, and then no one believes that one because the one who lives has a history of medical illnesses, and then they die later!"

"I think we all know what the logical thing to do here is, then," Seto said, "KILL BAKURA BECAUSE HE'S THE ONLY ONE WITH A MEDICAL HISTORY OF BEING PSYCHO!"

"JUST TRY IT YOU PANSY-ASSED, WHINEY..." Bakura started screaming back, but Ryou covered his mouth.

"Be quiet for a minute," He urged. They all listened. Footsteps...they weren't regular footsteps, it seemed as though one leg was being dragged. They huddled together (except Bakura) and stared in the direction the noise was coming from. They all screamed as someone burst into the clearing. Bakura rolled his eyes.

"Its an old man! Grow up!" He yelled. They all stopped, and stared. An old hobo looking man stared curiously at them.

"I see y're lost," He said, grinning a crooked smile, "If ya'll want to come back to my home, I'll help you." Mai shook her head, but Seto spoke up.

"Fine. As long as you don't want money or favors." The man smiled and hobbled forward, motioning that they should follow him. Seto took Jounouchi's arm and pulled him forward. They followed him quickly, and he led them back to a rickety old shack, with dead crows hanging from the trees.

"Psycho..." Jounouchi whispered, staring at them. The old man laughed, a wheezy sick sort of sound. "They keep the other crows away." He explained. Yami glanced around, and saw what looked strangely like human bones about a yard away from him. He poked Yugi and pointed. Yugi's eyes widened, and he pointed them out to Mai, and so on.

"Uh, its been nice," Seto said, "But, uh, we really gotta go. You see, this crazy dead chick is after us and..." The man grabbed a dead crow.

"TELL SUSAN THAT! SHE WANTS COMPANY! DON'T YOU WANT TO EAT WITH HER?" He screamed, thrusting the dead bird into Seto's face. They took off running again. It seemed hard for them to run, like running through jell-O (like the people on Baywatch!) They all ran gloriously, and Mai's top came off in the process. She shrieked, scrambling for it.

"You know," Yugi huffed to Yami, "If she wore a less skankier shirt, it wouldn't do that." (Honest, I do love Mai). Suddenly, Anzu loomed out of the darkness.

"MAI!" She screamed, "YOU WILL PAY FOR FLIRTING WITH YUGI WHEN YOU FIRST MET HIM!" Anzu ripped her own shirt off, and all of them screamed, covering their eyes.

"BEHOLD!" She bellowed at Mai, "For my boobs are bigger then yours!" Mai stared at her for a minute, and punched her in the face. Anzu's head rolled off, and the rest of her body dropped to the ground, trying to reclaim the excuse for a head. They took off again. Finally, they had to stop. They were all exhausted.

"We should take turns gaurding." Yugi suggested, "And since its your fault we're in this, you be the first one." Bakura shrugged.

"Fine. But don't think just because she doesn't kill you doesn't mean I wont try."

Well, what do you think? Lemon part next? I'll ask your opinion, if you do, then between who?