Chapter 16. After going back and revising chapters 14 and 15…rereading over them…over and over again…just to be sure they were okay…they were. Otherwise I wouldn't have posted them. . But, I had gotten scared because I was like: 'Oh no…my fic has made a sudden turn for the worst…' and then I thought I'd have to use many more chapters…than absolutely necessary…to fix those chapters, if I would have left them in that state of course. But yes, we're winding down to Obsidia's fate, if you haven't noticed, then I'm telling you. –Wink- This fic will soon be over…but I loved writing it. Just like I'm going to love writing other fics…besides Devil May Cry…anyone out there love the anime Hellsing? Well…I'm going to do great things with that. Also, I think that I'm still sick, but I feel waaaaaay better than I did in the beginning stage of my illness. Bleh…hehe. So yeah…on with the disclaimer…and a few other fun things that I haven't put in here for awhile…


Disclaimer: I do not own Devil May Cry 3…and of course, anything affiliated with Devil May Cry…

And as soon as Capcom realizes that they have no reason to keep harassing me…the world with be a better place…

That…or I'll just have to deal with the harassment…


Author and Dante make it out of…wherever they were to begin with…

Me: But I do know you! I mean…we've even had sex…

Dante: -Raised eyebrow- Really? Man…was I drunk?

Me: Ow. That hurt…a lot…I'm not unattractive you know! It's a mystery why all the guys aren't after me…

Dante: Maybe they are…maybe your so-called 'modesty' is preventing you from seeing that…

Me: -Raised eyebrow- What?

Dante: You know, I may not remember you…but you are kinda looking hot right about now…-Smile-

Me: -Blush- Why…hehe…I am speechless. You're very sexy…and now you're saying that I'm—

Dante: -Grabs author and kisses-

Me: -Blink blink-

Dante ran down to the place that he was supposed to have been meeting Heidi.

It was a park.

Heidi was sitting on a bench.

"Heidi?" he asked with a small frown.

She got up and ran to him. She hugged him. "I knew you'd come." She said happily.

"Wait, I thought you were in trouble…" he said.

"Well…I was. See…I was supposed to be retrieving you Dante…and now that I have you…I'm never going to let you go." She said with a laugh.

"What?" he asked.

Heidi grew claws and stabbed Dante in the back. He growled in pain, but when he looked up, he was in a large throne room.

"Welcome to my home." Heidi said with a smile as she took a seat upon her throne. She transformed back into Obsidia, "I hope you enjoy your stay…for as long as you live anyway."

Lady was hidden behind a pillar. She had ran through the portal when Obsidia opened it, but it was so dark, she hadn't noticed that Lady had entered the room.

"Dai." Obsidia said.

Dai appeared. "Yes Mistress." She said.

"Go and get Vergil. Tell him that I have Dante." Obsidia said.

"Yes Mistress." Dai said as she disappeared.

Dante glared.

"What? You're angry at me? Oh come now…it's your own fault for wanting a good lay in the first place…and then trying to save a petty little human…" Obsidia said.

Dante grabbed Ebony and Ivory. "I'll kill you for deceiving me…" he said angrily, "I wouldn't sleep with you if my life depended on it."

"Oh but darling…you would've if you hadn't known it was me…" Obsidia said with a laugh, "That's what I love about men like you—you can't live without sex. Always gotta please your little dicks above all else…"

Dante pulled the trigger. Obsidia blinked. Her crown fell off of her head and lay on the floor, broken in half. She glared and snapped her fingers. Her demon army arose from the shadows and surrounded Dante.

"Beat his ass until he bleeds." She commanded.

Dante began firing away, but the army overpowered him and began to beat him up…

Lady ran out from her hiding place and began shooting some demons.

But demons grabbed her from behind.

"Stop." Obsidia said.

Dante breathed heavily with anger, blood seeping from his lip and scrapes all over his chest and arms.

"What do we have here? Lady?" Obsidia asked dramatically, "Why, darling…where have you been? Long time no see…"

"Fuck you!" Lady said. A demon hit her in her side, making her kneel in pain.

"Glad you know you're place. On your knees, you little bitch." Obsidia said.

"I'll kill you!" Lady said with a growl, "If you thought it was bad when I kicked your ass the first time, just wait 'til I get my hands on you again!"

"Now now…no need for making any empty promises. You'll soon join Dante in death…" Obsidia said.

Vergil walked into the room. He clapped.

"Good work." He said as he stood before Obsidia.

"Thank you my Lord." She said with a smile.

"And now Dante…it's time for you to die." He said.

"What? You're not going to at least take the time to explain why you want me dead in the first place? What are your evil plans?" Dante asked.

Vergil glared. "Do you take me for a fool? You actually think that I'm going to sit here just so you can buy the time to get yourself out of your predicament?"

"Of course not…but I'm about to die…I didn't think that it would matter that much…" Dante said.

"Fine…if it tickles your stupid little fancy…" Vergil said, "I'm going to kill you so that I can achieve my goal of becoming the devil, and then creating a world of evil."

"I see..." Dante said.

Vergil unsheathed his Yamato. "Any last words before you die?" he asked.

"Um…" Dante said with a smirk, "I'm afraid that I'd have to say…that's not going to happen today…"

Vergil narrowed his eyes as his grip on his sword grew tighter.

Then, something swooped down and knocked Vergil to the ground. Dante elbowed the demons holding him and grabbed his sword, killing them. Lady wrenched free of the demons holding her and fought them. Christian flew to Lady and gave her the guns that had been taken from her.

"Thanks." She said with a smile.

"No problem." He said.

"How'd you know that we were in trouble?" Lady asked.

"Word spreads quickly in these parts." He said.

"Ah." She said as she finished off the last of the demons.

Dante and Vergil were about to face off.

"Hey, I'll fight him." Christian said, "You two go take off and uh…Destiny will take care of Obsidia."

Destiny walked from behind a pillar and winked. She was holding a spear.

"You think you can handle me?" Obsidia said with a laugh.

"Don't underestimate me." Destiny said. She ran up to her, but Obsidia disappeared.

"You're not worth my time." Obsidia said.

"Touché brother." Vergil said with a glare and disappeared as well.

"Damn." Christian said, "Oh well…at least they're off your case for now."

"Yeah, but Obsidia needs to die." Lady said with a glare.

"Yeah…well, you'd better get of here." Christian said, "We don't need recruits."

Dante nodded. "So you're the guy that helped Lady get out of here?" he asked with a smile.

Christian smiled. "Yeah…and you must be the guy that she was having such a hard time telling me about…"

"Really?" Dante asked, averting his attention to Lady.

"Yes, very much so." Christian said.

"Well…it's not like I'm fond of talking about my enemies." Lady said, crossing her arms.

"What?" Dante asked.

"I'm getting the vibe that what you just said isn't entirely true anymore…" Christian said.

"Look, both of you seem to like each other very much, so go fuck one another, and leave me the hell alone." Lady said, storming off.

"Ouch." Dante said.

"Yeah…well, I hope the two of you work it out." Christian said, "By the way, name's Christian."

"Dante." Dante said, "See ya around."

"Alright then." Christian said with a nod, "Come on Destiny."

Destiny ran up to him and hugged him. She kissed him on the cheek.

"Uh…I thought I said not to do that in public…" he said with a nervous smile.

Dante smirked. Then he went to go find Lady.

As he walked through unfamiliar halls, he thought that he had gotten lost. He felt someone grab him and he pulled out Ebony.

"It's just me!" Lady said.

"Oh…" he said.

"I know the way out of here…so just follow me…" Lady said.

Dante pushed her up against the cool marble wall.

"I think that we have some unfinished business." He said huskily.

Lady looked away. "Not now—okay?" she said.

Dante kissed her softly.

Fire swept through Lady, and she kissed back, running her fingers through Dante's silky soft hair.

She pulled away. "No…I can't…" she said, "Not until we get out of here."

Dante smiled. "But I don't think that I can wait that long."

"Well I can." Lady said with a scowl, "Now let's go."

And she walked back into the hallway, with Dante following behind her.