I know I should be updating Premonitons, but this idea came into my head and wouldn't go away. Plus, I have writers block when it comes to said story. I'll try to update tomorrow when I'm in ICT Key Skills. Please read and review this in the meanwhile!

Kiss and make up

"John Sheppard! I can't believe you!"

John Sheppard pulled the towel from across his eyes. He'd just been for a shower after his last mission. Looking out, he found himself staring at a very, very angry Elizabeth Weir.

"What's up honey?"

Elizabeth had her hands on her hips. She looked at John. He had that mischievous twinkle in his eye.

"Don't honey me! I can't believe you kissed her?"

John's smile faded.

"Oh…Look it was nothing."

"For Pete's sake John! You kissed another woman!"

John put on his trademark smirk.

"And who's this Pete?"

Elizabeth threw her hands up into the air and spun around. After calming herself down a bit, she turned back to him.

"John, I'm not joking. You are supposed to be going out with me, unless I missed something somewhere between you saying you loved me and now?"

John bit his lip. Elizabeth was really mad, and right. They'd been seeing each other for a few months now. It had started last October. Just three weeks ago, they had moved into larger quarters together, which is where they were now.

"Look, they said it was part of the ceremony. I knew nothing of it till she kissed me. It will never happen again. I promise."

"Maybe we should look at your track record for that. Chaya?"

"We weren't dating."

"Meela?"

"We weren't dating."

"Suki?"

"Hey! She kissed me, I had nothing to do with that!"

"Jade?"

"Christmas party. We were all very drunk."

"Kate?"

"Same reason."

"Teyla?"

"Same reason, plus, it was a dare."

Elizabeth sighed. Maybe he was right. Shaking her head, she turned away from him again. John watched her as she loosened off her jacket and let it drop to the floor. Taking it as a sign, John pulled his t-shirt over his wet hair and dropped it on the floor too.

"Hold on."

Elizabeth turned round at the sound of john's voice. She continued to unbutton her shirt as she watched his face.

"I don't know why you're dragging Teyla into this. You kissed her too."

Elizabeth had to smile.

"Well, it was the Christmas part and we were very, very drunk."

Dropping her shirt on the floor with her jacket, she smirked wickedly at John. Things were looking decidedly better. They both kicked off their trousers before heading towards the spacious double bed.

Before getting in, Elizabeth grinned wickedly at John and said,

"Besides, you dared me to kiss her."

Once in bed, John leaned across and kissed Elizabeth lightly on the cheek. She turned her face to look at him.

"Am I forgiven?"

"Yes. But don't do it again."

"I won't."

With that they both began to kiss a little more passionately. John's hand began to slide its way up under her vest. She pulled back quickly.

"Just because I forgave you, doesn't mean I'm going to have sex with you. Sorry. Goodnight John."

With that, Elizabeth rolled over to sleep. John sighed; at least he'd tried.

A thought came into his head as he tried to sleep. The thought made him smirk. He was so engrossed in the thought, he didn't realise Elizabeth had rolled back over. In fact, he didn't realise anything until he heard her whisper in his ear.

"John Sheppard, stop thinking about that kiss between me and Teyla or you'll have no sex for a week."

John opened one eye and stuck his tongue out at Elizabeth. He'd never quite worked out how she always knew what he was thinking. Elizabeth just smiled. She'd get him back.

One day.