Disclaimer: I own anyone you don't recognize and everyone else belongs to Anthony Zuiker.

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Tim glanced up as a very happy Sammy walked into the kitchen.

"Morning Daddy." she smiled. Tim raised an eyebrow.

"Morning Sammy... did you crash your Jeep again?" he asked. She laughed lightly.

"Nope. Just a wonderful day."

Tim nodded.

"I guess you had fun last night." he said, turning back to the newspaper. Sammy nodded.

"Jason McMahon asked me out."

Tim froze, his eyebrows arched and his hands gripped the sports section.

"R-Really?"

"Yeah." Sammy nodded. She put a few pieces of bread into the toaster.

"What did you say?"

"I was on cloud nine!" Sammy exclaimed, a dreamy look on her face. "Of course I said yes."

"Of course." Tim mumbled. The toaster went off and Sammy grabbed a plate, then walked back towards the door. But not before stopping by Tim. She hugged him tightly and kissed his cheek.

"I still love you Daddy."

"Go eat your breakfast and go meet Jimmy."

"Jason." Sammy smiled.

"Whatever." Tim rolled his eyes. "I want meet him."

"Yeah. Mom said bring him by tonight." Sammy walked out of the kitchen and the twins walked in.

"She's amazing." Danny was saying.

"She's a nasty person Danny and you shouldn't like her." Megan said.

"You're just weird."

"Thanks a lot."

"What's going on?" Tim asked, trying to get the thought of his little girl going on dates out of his head.

"Danny's in love." Megan replied.

"Oh God not you too."

"...with the snobbiest girl in all of our school."

"Is she pretty?"

"God she's gorgeous." Danny grinned. Tim had to remind himself he was talking with his eleven year old, not Eric.

"Megan, honey please tell Daddy that no one has asked you out or you like anyone." he begged, turning to his youngest child. She rolled her eyes.

"Guys in our school are stupid and no one in their right mind would want to ask me out. Besides school is a lot better than making out with someone at the movies."

"Well gee times have sure changed since I was eleven." Calleigh smiled, walking into the kitchen. She leaned down and kissed Tim quickly.

"What is it with everyone and love in this house? Sammy's got a boyfriend..."

Danny burst out laughing.

"Someone actually wants to date her?" he gasped.

"I heard that!" Sammy called.

"...Danny likes some girl..." Tim went on. "Jeez..."

"Oh honey you like someone?" Calleigh asked, a smile on her face. Danny turned red.

"No Mommy." he lied.

"He still calls you Mommy." Sammy smirked, walking in. "How sweet."

"You still call Dad Daddy." Danny retorted.

"That's different. Every girl calls their dad 'Daddy.' I thought you were a big boy Dan."

"That's not true!"

"I know it's not. I always thought you were a bit younger than they say." Sammy said.

"I mean about girls and stuff." Danny said. "You're just wimpy and obviously this guy has no taste if he's dating you."

"And what's your girl look like Danny Boy?" Sammy asked. "A booger?"

"Very close comparison." Megan said dryly.

"Meg's just jealous." Danny smirked. "But she's got a right I mean... this is Sarah Jenkins we're talking about."

"Yes and, excuse my language, the school's biggest b—."

"Hey you may hate her but no foul language in this house." Tim warned, bringing his coffee to his mouth and winced as it burned his tongue. "Dammit!"

"Nice going honey." Calleigh smirked. "No foul language remember."

Tim rolled his eyes.

"Listen to me... all three of you. I don't care what Sarah Jenkins is like, your sister is way better than her, got it Meg? Dan stop picking on your sister. Sammy... please.. I love you to death but I don't want to hear about Johnny."

They rolled their eyes in a very Speedle way but nodded.

"Daddy it's Jason!" Sammy corrected.

"Whatever."

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Tim had been call into a crime scene and had a hard time focusing on the case.

"What is with you?" Eric asked.

"My kids grew up too fast." Tim replied. "What did you find?"

"Nothing. Guy knows what he's doing. What are you talking about?"

"Sammy's dating some kid... Jerry... Johnny... Jason... Jason McMahon. I heard all about him."

"Well you're Daddy." Eric smiled. "She confides in me."

"Yeah but guys... say hello to Mom and good bye to Dad." Tim muttered. "And Danny has decided to be like you. Found some bitchy, hot girl to fall in love with apparently."

"Speed, he's eleven. He hasn't hit puberty yet. What about Megan?"

"The only smart one left of the Speedles." Tim grinned. Eric shrugged.

"Sometimes that's a bad thing. She could be like this for a long time and be the one the girls pick on because she doesn't have a boyfriend." he said.

"Good. I won't have to worry then."

"Ah... what a father will sacrifice so his girl is a dork." Eric smirked. "Bad boy."

"I don't care if she's a social outcast. I was one and I turned out... okay."

"Mhmm keep thinking that."

"Well I'm not letting her become one of the whores that walk the streets and hang around corners waiting for guys to pick them up."

"I'll tell Sammy that's what you think." Eric winked. Tim pretended to chuck the camera at him. "So you meet this kid yet?"

"No. Tonight. Sammy is having him over for dinner." Tim rolled his eyes. "Think there's anyway I can get out of it?"

"Well... um... let's see... no."

"Great help you are."

"Man, she's seventeen. In about eight years she's going to get married and you'll have to walk her down the aisle, give her away to whatever man she chooses..." Eric's smirk grew as Tim paled.

"Please... you're just making it worse."

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A/N: Next chapter... Jason vs. Tim... who will survive? LOL.