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Akki: 'Sweatdrops' "Yeeeah, alright. While she's lost in the words, I'll just give you the disclaimer. She don't own Naruto, and neither do I. NOW READ THE EFFING STORY!"


"Well?" Naruto tapped his feet impatiently. His dad sighed.

"Boy, you haven't changed at all. One would think that a decade as a human would have changed you but nooo, you're still as reckless and impatient as ever."

Naruto stretched his arms over his body with a loud crack and yawned. Then he smiled brightly and caught his father in a hard embrace. "I've missed you pops!" The demon smiled and patted his sons' head.

After a while Naruto let go and scratched the back of his head with an embarrassed smile.

"Uhm, so where's sis now?"

His father shrugged. "Don't really know. D'you remember the day of the bet? Well, you both got transformed into humans and were planted into human families, while I created a distraction. Remember?"

"Yup. And about the bet, I believe me and sis won that, didn't we?" The former human boy said with a smirk. His dad sighed again.

"Yeah, you did. And we'll decide on the price after we've found your sister and released her mind too."

Naruto stared at his father.

"You don't know which body she's in!" He screamed.

Kyuubi backed of, covering his ears until his son was done screaming.

"No, I don't know, however, I do know that she should be about the same age as you were, or maybe a year older."

"So how do we know which one's right?"

"Tell her something only she'd know, and if she responds, you wake her memories."

"Me? Why do I have to do it?" Naruto whined, his ears drooping miserably.

Kyuubi sighed. Why did his son have to be so immature?

"Because I'm technically not here, since it was my bunshin that was sealed in you, remember? And the real me is about two hundred kilometres away, so it should be here soon. Now go and find your sister!" He yelled out the last words.

Naruto flinched. "Sheesh pops, relax a little, I'm going!" And with these words, he faded away, leaving the demon lord alone once again. The bunshin smiled and disappeared with a poof.


Naruto opened his eyes. He was currently falling,(A/N: duh!) since a visit in the mind only takes a second. He screamed and prepared for the impact, but then he remembered that he was a frikkin' demon and could jump. So he just grabbed the cliff wall and bounced up. (A/N: Must. Not. Think. About. Bumbi Bears.)

Jiraiya was sitting next to a fence, giggling like never before as he looked at the naked women on the other side. He was still giggling when Naruto bounced up and landed just in front of him. He was so deep in his peeping, that he didn't notice a thing. Narutos' tails flickered back and forth irritatedly. And then it looked like he got an idea, for his eyes narrowed and an evil smirk spread across his face.

He sneaked up next to the giggling pervert and opened his mouth.

"PERVERT!" He screamed at the top of his lungs.

The white haired man flew up, dropping the notebook he was holding.

"Naruto!" He yelled. "Oh, sorry mister, I thought you were someone else. By the way, I don't think I've ever seen you before, wha-." And then he stopped. For he'd just noticed a tail flicking behind the, for him, unknown man. Screw one tail, four others just cam into view. He stumbled back, his hands beginning to form seals.

"Demon!" He yelled.

The demons' eyes flashed with hurt. "Ero-sensei, don't you recognize me?" He whispered.

Jiraiya flinched and looked more closely at the person in front of him. "Naruto? Is that you?"

The boy nodded, now smiling. "Yup! It's me!"

"B-but what happened to you? You're tall, almost as tall as me! And your eyes are red, and you've got five tails! Did the Kyuubi break free?"

Naruto stared at the man in confusion. "Wha- Oh, you mean these? Naa, they're my own. Pops' got nine, but he's way older than me. Imouto only got three, but she's after all much younger."

Jiraiya stared. "P-p-p-pops?" He stuttered.

"Yep. Mommy died long ago, I barely remember her."

"Naruto, wait. What are you talking about? Kyuubi can't be your father, it's a demon!" He yelled out the last words.

Naruto shrugged.

"Well duh, so am I. What's so strange with that?"

"But what happened to the bright boy we all loved?" (A/N: coughyeahrightcough)

"Helloooo! He was a guise so I could win the bet! And by the way, you humans really suck in making seals. You didn't even notice when pops switched us with humans and had a bunshin attack your village. Not even when you sealed the bunshin inside me did you understand. Feh, ningens."

"Wait, are you saying that we sealed a bunshin inside of you? But that means the Kyuubi is on the loose! What if it attacks us! What if it's here already!"

"Actually, he's about two hundred kilometres away, but he'll be here really soon. And I have to find sis before that, so I'm going!" And with that, the demon bounced off, (A/N: Yep, bounced. He's really hyper for some reason…) leaving behind a stunned Sannin.

"I need sake. Lot's of sake." The man muttered.


Aaaaaaaaaaand there it ends! Uber short, but it'll do for now. Promise I'll update soon. If not, I'll... Let Akki rule for the next week! 'shudders'

Akki: "Hell yeah! Wait, why am I behaving like this!"

'whistles innocently'

Akki: "Just you wait, I'll get to you..." 'goes away to plot in secret'

'sweatdrops' Yeah, now please review, pleeeease, pretty please? 'gets puppy eyes'