Konichiwa minna-san! I'm back! I know it's a really late update, and I don't really have an excuse, but... Oh well, let's blame the seagulls this time, or the icky frogs! Eeew, I don't like frogs...
Eherm, anyways, on with the story!
Disclaimer: Don't own, never will I'm afraid. If I did, then Sakura would be eaten by a gigantic icky frog, who then mysteriously would disappear. 'Cause frogs are icky.
Naruto stopped and pulled out a note pad, where five names were written. Sakura, Ino, TenTen, Temari and Hinata. He drew a big black line over the first name and stuffed the pad back in his pocket. (A/N: Yes he has pockets, everyone does! Who the hell have pants without pockets!)
He smiled happily at his fox companion. "Well, one down, four more to go. Now let's go and find them Bob!"
And with that, Naruto and Bob bounced down the empty street (A/N: Yep, the townsfolk are still gone, you didn't think they would return that quick, did you?), searching everywhere for the girls. (A/N: That include under rocks and behind trees, Naruto isn't exactly known for being smart, and a fox named Bob… Well, he just has to be more dumb then Naruto, right?)
Somewhere in a tower not so far away, a woman was currently snoring with her head on a desk. (A/N: Well, maybe not right now, because some unfortunate soul just slammed open the door and tried to wake her up, only to find themselves embedded ten inches into the wall.)
She opened her eyes slowly and yawned, ignoring the man shaped hole in the wall as she got up and walked to the door, where another person stood, shaking miserably.
"What is it?" The woman grumbled.
"H-hokage-sama! We have received some disturbing reports according the Kyuubi child!" The man said with a quick bow. (A/N: If you don't know who she is by now, you're either really stupid or completely new to reading Naruto!)
The woman tensed and narrowed her eyes at the man, who paled visibly and seemed to shrink a few inches. "What?" She asked in an icy voice.
"I-it seems like t-the Kyuubi has b-broken f-free, Hokage-sa-"
The end of his words was blown away in a sudden wind that raised a huge dust cloud. (A/N: Yes, a dust cloud. Where it came from? How should I know? Maybe her office was dirty, maybe the cleaners were on a break, maybe she cleaned herself and felt lazy today? HOW SHOULD I KNOW!)
When the dust cleared away, it revealed an empty and very messy room. The man sighed deeply and dried the sweat off his forehead.
Naruto and Bob stopped. Something was not right, they could both smell it. Suddenly Narutos' eyes widened. "I sense dang-oomph!" His last words were muffled by a tackle that forced him to the ground. He stared wildly at the person holding him firmly to the ground.
He blinked.
"Obaa-chan?"
"Naruto." The woman hissed, her eyes gleaming with anger,"what have you done!" (A/N: If you wonder how she recognized him when Sakura and Sasuke didn't, it's because she has some cool Hokage powers they don't, and because… just because!)
The demon boy scratched his head and wriggled uncomfortably. "Uh, I'd tell you baa-chan, if you just released me, cuz I kinda can't breathe."
The woman quickly scrambled off him, but not leaving him with her eyes. "Now tell me!"
"I haven't done anything! It's otou-sans' fault! He should have released us earlier, but now imouto's lost and I've got to find her before he comes, and…" He was stopped by a hand hitting down on his head. "Owieee! Why'd you do that for?"
"You talk too much." She replied calmly, secretly relieved to discover that he was just as immature as he used to be. "And what's that talk about your father? And why on earth do you have tails?"
"But baa-chan, I've always had tails! And tou-san, Kyuubi's his name, is soon coming here, which is really good, since I've missed him."
Tsunade closed her eyes irritated. "No, you have not always had tails, as far as I know you where tail-less yesterday!"
Naruto laughed and scrunched his eyes happily. "Oh, you mean that. Well, it's kinda because I was turned human for a couple of years. I've looked like this for about… Uh, a few hundred years I guess, can't really remember how old I am. Demons tend to forget such silly things as age, you know." Tsunade only stared at the smiling boy, before she promptly fainted.
The demon looked confusedly down at the woman, then shrugged and lifted her up. "Hey Bob, let's find the old pervert, he can take her, and then we can go and search again!" And with that, the fox and the demon bounced down the empty street.
Inside of a dusky bar, the old perverted hermit known as Jiraiya sat, accompanied by several empty bottles and a man sized frog, who obviously had indulged itself a little too much in beverages. (A/N: Yes, a frog! What, he doesn't have too many friends, and frogs are nice! Well, they're actually not, I think they're icky, but he likes them!)
" And then, the boy schays he'sch a deeeemon, aand that he'sch got a daddy!" The white haired man slurred, waving an almost empty bottle around. The frog nodded with a stupid grin on its face, its head slowly falling to rest on the table. Jiraiya ignored it and gulped down the rest of the bottle. He was just about to call for another one, when suddenly a heavy weight was dropped in his knee.
"Huh?" He exclaimed, his eyes blinking owlishly at the boy-demon standing in front of him.
"Hi Ero-Sennin! Could you take baa-chan for a while, I think she kinda got a shock. Bye!"
And before the man could protest, or even speak, the boy-demon disappeared.
After five minutes of staring at the door, he finally decided that he needed more sake. So he ordered it, oblivious to the heavy weight in his lap. (A/N: Helloooo! He's a ninja! They can carry loads and loads of weights, and I don't even think Tsunade's that heavy! Right? Oh well, he's drunk, let's just ignore the fact that he's got a passed out woman in his lap…)
Suddenly, right in the middle of the empty street, the fox-boy stopped. His fox companion eyed him questioningly. "I think I smell something…" Naruto said slowly, winding his eyes. (A/N: Why he was winding his eyes? How should I know? Maybe he felt like it, maybe demons do that when they smell something, maybe it's just a stupid thing to make you laugh…)
" What, cuz I don't smell anything suspicious?" The fox asked with a puzzled expression.
"I smell… RAMEN!" And with that, the demon-boy ran off, his fox companion struggling to follow.
Hope you like it! I dunno, I don't really like this chapter, but you might. 'shrugs' Oh well...
And remember, frogs are icky
