Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing or any of its characters. I also don't own any of the products portrayed in my story. But you already knew that, right?

Authoress Note: Ok, I know this idea is a common one, but the commercials I'm using are actual ones from TV or radio. All I'm doing is inserting the GW cast for humour sake. In order for you to get the jokes, I'll put in a scene description. So sit back, relax and have some fun reading this! Peace out!

The World of Products

Taco Bell

Scene: Trowa and Duo are working in a storage room. Duo's checking box labels when Trowa walks by with a stack of boxes.

"Yo, Duo! Guess who got full this weekend?" Trowa grins.

"You dawg!" Duo grins back.

Scene changes to Relena and Heero talking to Milliardo and Relena's Mom.

Heero glances at Relena nervously. "We have an announcement to make."

Relena grins, "We're full!"

Scene changes to Quatre on stage in front of millions of people.

Quatre smiles at the cheering crowd and talks into a microphone. "It's the first time I've ever felt this way. I'm full! And for only a small price to pay, you-can-be-too!"

Sprite:

Scene: Duo is sitting in the cinema. On both cup holders at his sides he has a bottle of Sprite in each. Heero, Quatre, Trowa and Wufei walk in and sit in the row right behind him.

"Hey guys! What's up?" Duo turns around to talk to the others.

"Hey Duo," Heero leans forward, staring at the 2 Sprite bottles. "Why do you have 2 bottles of Sprite?"

"Well, let's say some big oaf sascwatch sits here." Duo indicates the left bottle, "I'll be over here on my right with this bottle."

"Ok, but what about the left?" Quatre pointed out.

"Oh that's easy!" Duo replied. "If some sweet honey sits there, I'll be over there with her!" Duo's eyes go wide when two beautiful girls sit on either side of him. "Ohhh, Ohhh, this is gonna be interesting. Show them my motto!" OBEY YOUR THIRST

Rice Krispy Cereal:

Scene: Snap, Krackle, and Pop (Duo, Quatre, and Trowa) are trying to promote their cereal. They're testing kids to see if they like the cereal. They are behind a two way mirror, so they can see the kids, but the kids can't see them.

Quatre nervously looks at the kids. "Are you sure they can't see us in here?"

Trowa frowns, "Relax. We're just finding out how kids like our cereal."

Kid #1 squeals while listening to the cereal, "I hear Duo and Trowa!" (Snap & Pop)

Quatre pales, "What about Quatre!?!"

Kid # 2 eating, "And Quatre! (Krackle) She's cute."

"She!" Quatre falls into his chair. "They think I'm a girl!!!!"

Trowa turns to look at Quatre. "It's a common mistake."

Duo grins, winks at Trowa, and turns towards Quatre. "It's gotta be the vest. Just look at it, it's purple!" Quatre pulls off the vest, throws it to the floor and stomps on it.

All boys turn towards the camera saying, "Duo, Quatre, and Trowa! Kellogg's Gundam Krispies!"

"Maybe my voice is too high." Quatre squeaks. Duo and Trowa are seen in the background, shaking their heads.

Rice Krispy Cereal (again):

Scene: Duo, Quatre and Trowa are waiting in a room. Relena dressed in all pink walks in.

"Thanks for coming." Relena shakes hands with the boys. "I'm Ms. Pink from research and I want to show you this." She walks over to a drapery and pulls it off. A pink version of the boys' cereal box is seen.

"It's pink!" Duo screams in horror.

"It's pink!" Quatre squeals.

"People don't want their cereal box PINK!" Trowa shouts.

"We want to conduct a vote to see who wants to change the colour." Relena smiles smugly.

The boys turn pleadingly towards the cameras, all shouting, "Vote BLUE!!!!"

Pizza Pocket:

Scene: Mariemaia Khushrenada is slouched on a puffy couch and watching TV. Her dad, Trieze Khushrenada is just coming home from work when a vicious dog runs up to him, barking like mad. Trieze can't find his keys to the front door.

"Mariemaia! Open the door! Mariemaia!"

Mariemaia, if she even hears him, completely ignores the vicious ripping noises from outside.

"Help! Mariemaia, open the DOOR!"

Gurguh. Mariemaia looks at her rumbling stomach, shrugs and goes to get herself a Pizza Pocket. Trieze comes in, looking very angry. His clothes are all torn up.

"What happened to you Dad?" Mariemaia looks away from the TV. Trieze's answer? He takes the TV off. There are some things you just can't ignore. Your rumbling stomach is one of them.

Diet Pepsi:

Scene: Wufei is sitting at his office desk, drinking a Diet Pepsi. A Pepsi official approaches him.

"Hello sir. Can I ask you what thing in your youth you'd like to have back?"

Wufei considers for a moment, then answers, "I'd like to have my old mobile suit again. You know, the Altron Gundam."

Wufei envisions himself wrecking havoc in his Gundam. People are running and screaming, and there's destruction everywhere. Wufei shakes his head, looks at the Diet Pepsi and say, "On second thought, I'll stick with my Diet Pepsi"

Taste the one that's forever young. Diet Pepsi.

Caramilk:

Scene: Heero and Trowa are sitting on a bench in the park. Trowa pulls out a Caramilk bar and starts eating it.

"Hey Heero!" Trowa points to the candy bar, asking, "Ever wonder how they get the caramel in there?"

"No."

Heero sees himself in a pick up truck full of caramel, driving haphazardly. He rights the curb at full speed and rams into a tree, with full force.

Heero smiled, "Actually, there was this one time…"

Molson Canadian radio commercial:

Scene: It's a hot day at the beach. Zechs is wandering around, then spots Noin sitting near the railing to a cafe and wanders over to her.

"Hey Noin, it's pretty hot out here, eh?" Zechs leans over the railing to talk to her.

"Oh, yeah it is." Noin looks over her shoulder at him.

"I see you're drinking Molson Canadian." He checks her out. "So, how much?"

Gasp! Slap!

"No, Noin, you're mistaken. I meant how much was that case of Molson?"

"Oh I'm sorry Zechs. I had a coupon, so it only cost $32.00."

"Cool! So you want to make out?"

Gasp! SLAP!!!

Raisin Brand Crunch:

Scene: Duo Maxwell is sitting at his little cubicle at the Preventors Headquarters. His boss, Ms. Une walks past, sees him eating the Raisin Brand Crunch and stops.

Ms. Une stops at Duo's desk, growling, "Maxwell! What are you doing here? Didn't I fire you? Didn't I fire you yesterday? In fact, didn't I fire you every day this week?" Blah Blah Blah Crunch Crunch Crunch

Duo can't hear a thing she says, but continues to eat.

"Maxwell! I want you OUT!" Ms. Une jerks her thumb up to indicate the 'out' she expected. Duo, who still has no idea what she's saying, smiles, thinks she's giving him the thumbs up sign and gives her one back.

"Huh?" Ms. Une gives him a weird look and decides to just leave it here for today. She'd tell him again later.

AN: Yeah! I hope you all liked this. If not, too bad! Hehehe. But seriously, review and let me know what you think. Did it make you laugh till you belly flopped? Did you fall out of your chair? Whatever, just drop me a line and tell me what you think, okay? Thanks!