The World Of Products – Chapter 2: Here We Go Again!
Authoress Note: Wow! You guys really liked this last time so I've decided to make a second chapter. It's all new stuff, once again from TV or Radio commercials. Have fun! Sorry if there seems to be more "couples" in it, but that's how the new commercials are!
Disclaimer: I don't own GW characters or commercial products!
Scotties Tissue:
Scene: It's movie night! Zechs and Noin are comfortably seated on their plush sofa watching a romantic movie.
"Sophie! I have never loved another like I have loved you!"
Noin is calmly taking in the scene. But, alas! Poor Zechs is crying like a little baby. Noin, without taking her eyes off the screen of the TV, quietly hands Zechs a tissue box.
Scotties. Be Soft. Be Strong.
Zoo Tycoon 2:
Scene: Being the animal lover that he is, Trowa Barton is currently employed at the local zoo, and is enjoying his time there immensely.
"Hey everyone!" Trowa's talking to a video camera that's recording his every moveas he throws fish into the otter exhibit. "I'd just like to say it's great working here at the zoo. I love the animals and they love me too!" As if! The fish Trowa just threw flies back at him with full force, knocking him unconscious.
The camera quickly cuts away and a voice sounding suspiciously like Wufei announces, "If working at the zoo is a little extreme for you. Try the new Zoo Tycoon 2 for PC. Control your fees, expand your park and win awards. It's just that simple. Oh, and could someone get Trowa out of here? The otters don't particularly like him."
Dimetapp:
Scene: Sally and Hilde are sitting at the kitchen table finishing off their breakfast. Sally's reading the morning newspaper when Duo enters the kitchen.
Hilde, raising an eyebrow at the once sick Duo, gives him the once over. "So…I guess you're feeling better." It was more of a statement than a question.
Smirking, Duo mimics her, "I guess you're feeling better."
"Well that's a definite yes." Hilde gets up to leave the kitchen.
"Well that's a definite yes." Duo replies and follows her into the hallway.
Looking over her shoulder at Duo, Hilde glares. "Are you going to say what I say all day?"
"Are you going to say what I say all day?"
"ARGH!"
Sally couldn't help but smile behind her newspaper. Dimetapp: the number one recommendation for getting rid of colds.
Swifer Duster:
Scene: Relena is at her office, struggling to get everything ready in time for her peace conference when Heero calls to tell her about the Swifer Duster.
Relena is straightening her papers when her vidphone rings, interrupting her in the process. Sighing, she answers it.
"Hey Relena! You won't believe how easy it is to use this Swifer Duster!" Heero exclaims, giving it an admiring glance.
"Uh-huh," Relena is only half listening to him.
"I can clean the floorboards; I can get the ceiling fan. Oh! And the mantel place. There's a picture of you, you look so sweet."
"That's great…" Relena replies, looking up as the peace delegate, Hilde and Duo enter the room. She gives them a small, embarrassed smile.
"Know where I'm gonna clean next?"
"Where?"
"Our bedroom, my little pookey, smookey –" Relena quickly cuts Heero off by disconnecting the vidphone, but not before Duo heard what he had to say.
"Nice." Duo smirked.
Stop cleaning. Get the new Swifer Duster.
Radio Beer commercial:
Scene: Duo and Trowa are walking down the street when Duo brings up the new beer sale.
"Wow! Hey Trowa I almost forgot to tell you about the new beer deal!" Duo grins.
"Oh yeah?" Trowa answers, raising an eyebrow.
"Yeah, you can now get 24 beers for only $30.00!"
Thump!
"Hey, you ok buddy?"
"Yeah, sorry, I faint when I hear a good deal." Trowa said as he picks
himself off the concrete sidewalk.
"Oh really…" Duo smiles mischievously, a plan forming in his wicked mind. "So…if I say 24 beers for $30.00 you –"
Thump!
"Ohhhh," Trowa moans, picking himself up again.
"Hehehe, sorry about that." Duo grins, struggling not to burst out laughing.
"That's ok."
They continue walking for a minutes before Duo lets out another, "24/30!"
Thump!
"Please stop doing that…"
A word from the wise: when it comes to beer, please talk responsibly. Thank you.
Honey Nut Cheerios Cereal:
Scene: Zechs and Noin are packing their suitcases to go on vacation.
"Hey Zechs, did you remember to buy the film for the camera?"
"Yeah, it's downstairs." Zech replies, walking into the room with 2 boxes of Honey Nut Cheerios cereal.
"Alright, I'll get it." Noin bounces out of the room and down the mahogany stairs. While she's gone Zechs attempts to fit the 2 cereal boxes into the suitcase. He frowns when he tries to zip up the bulging suitcase, but to no avail. Taking a good look at the problem before him, Zechs decides to take out Noin's clothes and replace them with his cereal.
At their hotel…
Standing on the hotel balcony, Zechs is happily munching on his Cheerios. Until–
"Honey, where's my clothes!"
The motto of this story? It's ok to love them this much.
Kit Kat Chunky with Peanut Butter:
Scene: Heero and Duo are sitting at the skate boarding park, just chilling out or rather, "having a break".
So Heero turns to Duo, who's currently munching away on his Kit Kat Chunky bar, and says, "So my girlfriend says 'I think we need to take a break' and I'm like 'sure no problem'".
"Hehehe, you know, have a break have a Kit Kat." Duo grins stupidly, still chewing on his chocolate bar.
"Yeah, and then she's like 'I think we should try something new' and I'm like, cool, try new Kit Kat Chunky with peanut butter."
"Yeah! It's totally new and different – It's got peanut butter, hehehe!" Duo laughs.
Heero thoughtfully looks at his own Kit Kat bar. "Hey, do you think she's trying to tell me something?"
"Dude, they're always trying to tell you something!"
Crescendo Rising Crust Pizza:
Scene: Quatre is looking through the filing cabinet at the Preventors headquarters when his boss, Lady Une approaches him.
"Hello Quatre." Miss Une calls out as she approaches the filing cabinet.
"Oh! Hello!" Quatre replies with a cheery smile. However Miss Une is taken aback by the strip of sunburn going across Quatre's usually sunburn free face.
"It must have been fun." She said, thinking that he must have been vacationing early this year.
"Uh…yeah," Quatre replied, giving her a weird 'what are you talking about?' look before continuing his quest through the filing cabinet.
Seeing that Quatre hadn't understood her meaning, Miss Une continued on. "It must have been fun, you know, your vacation."
Quatre gives her another freaked out look before answering, "No. I don't leave until next Friday."
"Oh!" Totally confused, Miss Une decides she just doesn't want to know. Nodding goodbye, she turns around and leaves.
Wufei, who also has a strip of sunburn across his face, caught the end of that scene and approaches Quatre. "What's up with her?"
"I don't know." Quatre replies, shrugging.
Crescendo rising crust pizza will rise right before your eyes….And possibly leave you with sunburn if you stare at it through the oven window. Viewer discretion is advised!
Smarties Bars:
Scene: Wufei and Heero are sitting in an airport terminal watching everyone walk by them when Trowa arrives, handing them each a different flavour of Smarties Bar.
Nodding to each other with mute understanding, they start on their quest to match smarties in the bar to the various colours of girls' clothing.
"Red!" Wufei points out, biting off a red smartie. Trowa and Heero do the same.
"Orange," Heero nods toward the girl, taking care of the orange smartie in his bar. The others follow his lead.
"Green," Trowa announces, sinking his teeth into a green smartie. This goes on until they're all down to the last bite of Smarties bar. The last girl walking down the passageway is not only wearing green, but orange and red as well!
Glancing at each other, the boys nod simultaneously, and pop the last piece into their mouths. Oh yeah, it's all good.
McDonald's Chicken Nuggets:
Scene: Relena and Dorothy are sitting outside, eating their Mcdeal lunch.
Dorothy is busy chewing away at her hamburger when she notices Relena madly searching through her McDonald's Chicken McNugget bag. After a few minutes it downs on her exactly what Relena was looking for. As Relena sighs and frowns, Dorothy decides it was about time to say something.
"Miss Relena, the 'big people' combo doesn't come with a toy."
Juicy Fruit Blue Gum:
Scene: Duo is strumming on his guitar in various locations trying to express his love for a certain blue flavoured gum.
"Hey everybody. Grab a stick of juicy fruit, the taste is gonna move ya! Take a sniff, pull it oooooouuuuuuut. The taste is gonna move ya when you pop it in your mooooouuuuuth! Juicy fruit is gonna move ya!" Duo continues singing when…
In front of his house: Hilde walking up to him and grabs his guitar, bringing it down on the cold, hard concrete sidewalk. No matter, he gets out another one and continues to sing, or at least he tries to.
At the Preventors headquarters: Relena, frowning because she can't concentrate on her speech notes, pulls Duo's guitar out of his hand and smashes it against a wall. No matter, he keeps singing.
In Arabia: Rashid, a head ache brewing in his head, seizes Duo's guitar, throws it on the ground and proceeds to jump all over it. No matter, Duo pulls another guitar out of nowhere and continues to sing.
In England: Zechs is guarding a delegate meeting outside of London Parliament. As promised, he was to keep his cool, a goal très difficult with a tuneless Duo hanging around. Zechs' resolve? Bash that guitar like there's no tomorrow.
At the circus: Catherine can no longer concentrate on her knife throwing act. Turning toward the ever graceful Duo, she tries aiming her knives at him. So angry she's shaking, Catherine throws her knives to the ground, stomps over to Duo, grabs his guitar, and brings it down across her knees, therefore snapping it clean in half.
Heero and Trowa, who happen to own a guitar repair shop at the moment, burst out laughing while chewing on some Juicy Fruit Blue. "Sweet!"
If the taste doesn't move you, Duo's singing will.
Future Shop:
Scene: It's way past midnight, but Heero is busily surfing the Internet in the downstairs living room when Relena comes to investigate.
Slowly walking down the stairs, Relena stifled a yawn. Glancing into the living room she called out, "Honey, what are you doing?"
Heero who had lazily been viewing something on the Internet immediately straightened up in his seat. With a guilty expression he tried in vain to disconnect and exit the page, but with no success. Panicking now, Heero grabbed the bulky monitor off it's desk and turns it downwards, hence hiding the monitor's screen.
"Nothing…"
To avoid such an event in your home, come into Future Shop and get a laptop!
