The World Of Products – Chapter 3: More Fun!

Authoress Note: Sorry it took so long for me to update this story. But look on the bright side, now I have more information for an awesome third chapter. Happy reading! Please review and tell me what you think; have you seen any of these commercials?

Disclaimer: I don't own GW characters or commercial products!

Skittles:

Scene: Quatre is sitting on a table, swinging his legs and eating a bag of sour Skittles. Wufei is sitting near by and watches as Trowa approaches.

"Hey Quatre! Can I have some Skittles?" Trowa asks politely.

"Sorry. It's not up to me." Quatre replies, popping another Skittle into his mouth.

"So who's it up to?"

"The sour man," Quatre points to Wufei. Said Chinese boy gets up and quietly circles Trowa. In a sudden movement he jumps at Trowa yelling in a weird war cry like way. Trowa quietly regards the weird ceremony and raises an eyebrow. Turning to Quatre, Wufei gives him the go ahead.

Satisfied that Trowa was worthy of the sour Skittles, Quatre smiles and hands over the bag. Skittles – Feel the Rainbow; Taste the Rainbow.

Doritos Dill Flavoured Chips:

Scene: Everyone's over at Quatre's for a weekend house party: Duo, Hilde, Relena, Heero, Zechs, Noin, Wufei and Sally make up most of the important people.

Seeing as everyone is just standing around, Quatre, an idea forming in his mind, grabs a bag of Doritos. Pouring it into a large bowl, Quatre cracks the Doritos into puzzle like pieces with the objective that people could match them all up and pair up for the party.

As he passes the bowl around, Hilde and Duo realize they have a matching pair of chip pieces. Everyone else looks around, pair up, and walk off. Relena and Heero are the last ones left. Shyly they come together to match up their chips.

Before they could walk off, Relena suddenly notices a small corner of her chip is missing.

"Yeah! Hahaha!"

Zechs screamed happily, running over with the missing piece of the chip to join Heero and Relena. Lodging himself between the two, he put his arms over both of them. Clearly he wasn't going to leave his sister alone with Heero. What a threesome and their Doritos Dill-icious!

Diet Pepsi:

Scene: A Pepsi representative approaches Trowa with a preposition.

"Hello sir. I see you're drinking a Diet Pepsi. I was wondering, is there anything youthful you'd like to experience?"

"Umm," Trowa stopped to think, and then smiling he turns to the representative and says, "I'd like to kick it old school!"

With MC Hammer's song "Can't Touch This" playing in the background, we see Trowa dressed gangsta with his black baggy pants five sizes too big and his baseball cap turned sideways on his head. His bling bling golden chains hang loosely around his neck, reflecting all the radiant sunlight.

Gangster Trowa spray paints graffiti onto a garage door and shrugs at the police officer who comes to arrest him. At a photo shoot with his family, Trowa is bopping around, pulling gangsta finger signs. His family is ignoring him. Busting his moves to his blaring boom box music, we see Trowa dance around a wedding couple in a church. Flipping over, Trowa crashes into a table, which snaps in half, sending wedding cake flying everywhere.

Shaking his head of the bizarre vision, Trowa glances at his drink. "On second thought, maybe I'll just stick with my Diet Pepsi."

Lava Cake:

Scene: Zechs and Noin are having dinner and have invited Relena, Heero and Wufei over.

As dinner is coming to a close, Noin clears away the table and brings out delicious rich chocolate Lava cakes. Savouring his first bite of the cake Zechs puts down his fork and passionately turns to Noin, "I love you."

Immediately Wufei stops eating, looks up at Noin and quickly says, "I love you."

……..Awkward silence……...

Coffee Crisp:

Scene: Lady Une is taking a much needed break. Sitting on the edge of her desk, she peacefully eats her favourite Coffee Crisp chocolate bar. Duo and Quatre walk by her office, stop and step in to say hello.

"Hey Miss Une! What'cha doing?" Duo asks with a mischievous grin on his face.

"Having a Coffee Crisp Bar"

"Why?" Quatre asks, smirking. Both Duo and Quatre knew full and well why Lady Une was eating what she was eating. They were just trying to aggravate her with their silly little antics. Like wise, Lady Une knew they are just trying to aggravate her, but she's just not in the mood to give a damn really.

"Because it makes a nice, light snack." She replies, taking another bite of her bar.

"How?" Duo pretends to frown, but not before shooting another small smile in Quatre's direction.

"Yeah, how?" Quatre adds.

"Coffee Crisp has light, crunchy wafers smothered in delicious, smooth, silky chocolate. It weighs less than a ton. It really is just a nice, light snack."

Duo and Quatre glance at each other and frown as they see their little aggravation plan is not working on Une. Lady Une however continues on, not paying the least bit of attention to the two of them. "It really does make a nice, light snack. Seriously, you kids need to get out more often."

Clubhouse Spices:

Scene: Trowa is sitting in the Kitchen tent at the circus, watching an elderly circus trainer, a man who kindly treated Trowa like his grandson, cook.

"You cook?" Grandpa asked Trowa, jogging Trowa out of his trance.

"Huh? Oh. No I don't"

"You should. Women like men who can cook." Grandpa replied, adding a pinch of spices to his mixture.

"Oh yeah? Is it hard?" Trowa gets up, walking over to the elderly man to get a better view.

"Doesn't have to be." They continue talking about food for a while until Trowa thought of something.

"So, did grandma marry you because you can cook?"

"No."

"Then why did she marry you?"

Grandpa fully stops his activity to give Trowa the look. Realizing the answer to his question, Trowa backs up and stares at Grandpa with admiration.

"Whoa."

Smarties:

Scene: Relena and Dorothy are sitting in Relena's office, eating smarties.

"What are you doing Miss Relena? I thought you were supposed to eat the red ones last?" Dorothy Catalonia asked, watching Relena arrange the Smarties by colour groups and eating the red ones first.

"Yeah I know. But I tried eating the red ones first yesterday." Relena mumbled through the smarties in her mouth.

"So?"

"So, you know Heero from Technicians?" Relena asked, turning to fully face Dorothy.

"Yeah, what about him?"

"He walked past my office yesterday."

"So?" Dorothy answered, truly not understanding where this conversation was going.

"So, he never walks past my office!" There was a quick moment of silence before both girls grinned.

"Hello!" They shouted, while giving a high five to each other in mid-air.

Post Honeycomb:

Scene: Quatre tries to get his breakfast cereal and must resort to distractions to get it.

Quatre rubbed his eyes as he entered the kitchen to get breakfast. Hilde, Relena and Dorothy are already there, munching away on Quatre's Honeycomb cereal. Frowning, Quatre was about to say something when he remembered he had prepared himself for this very situation.

Smiling, Quatre walked over to the kitchen window and pulled the cords of the shades, opening them to the display the sunny world outside. The girls look over, eyes widening and huge smiles forming on their faces. Then they all simultaneously rush over to the window.

The girls don't really care about the sunny day; they're actually watching the hot guy next door trim his plants. Actually, the guy's not even their neighbour – it's merely Trowa in a muscle shirt, playing along with Quatre's plan of distraction, flexing his muscles and winking at the girls.

While the, ahem, ladies continue to bat their eyelashes and make goo-goo faces at the oh so sexy Trowa, Quatre quickly and quietly steals his cereal box and runs up to his room to eat it in peace.

Post Honey comb cereal – Get What You Want!

Garnier Long + Strong:

Scene: All the girls and pilots are at the beach when Quatre plays a little prank on Zechs, Dorothy and Duo.

While everyone goes up to the sandwich bar to hang out and eat, Quatre, signalling to those around him not to give him away, begins Operation Hair Tie.

He takes Dorothy's, Zechs' and Duo's long hairs and ties them in a knot on the bar of the stand. They don't even notice until it was time to leave, when they began walking and were yanked back by their hairs. Noticing Quatre's grin, they glance at each other, glare at Quatre and pull their hair from the bar with such strength they broke it.

Shrugging, Quatre turned to run as three angry individuals chased him along the sand.

Juicy Fruit:

Scene: Hilde, Relena, Rashid, Zechs, and Catherine are in an anger management facility and are in their last session.

"I'm in my happy place. I'm in my happy place. I'm in my happy place." The monotonous chanting continued until the instructor, one Lucrezia Noin, stepped forward.

"Alright everyone," She started calmly. "I believe you've all progressed enough for the final test. Bring him in boys." Heero and Trowa walk into the room. Between them is Duo and his guitar…again…you know where this is going don't you?

Taking a deep breath, Duo smiles and begins his song. "Get your skis shined up, grab a stick of juicy fruit, the taste is gonna move ya." The patients look at each other, eyebrows raised, sitting quietly in their chairs.

"Take a stick, pull it ooouuuttttt – " Crash! Bram! Crack! Duo stops singing for at that exact moment, the normally calm Noin had yanked the guitar out of Duo's hands and was currently smashing it to pieces on the hard concrete floor.

Grinning at each other, Heero and Trowa, who still have their guitar repair shop, turned and high fived each other. "Sweet!"

AN: Yes! I'm finally finished. This took forever to write up. I especially liked the Muscular Trowa bit; I had quite a bit of fun with that one

Also, all the characters play different roles in all the different commercials. For example, Relena was a ditz in the Honeycomb commercial, and then an anger-prone teenager in the Juicy fruit commercial. I mean no harm in it; I'm just sick of the extremely stereo-typed versions of the characters. Besides, it's more fun this way!

Bye for now! Expect to see more from me soon