Disclaimer:- I do not own Star Wars, or Dixon's and I mean no disrespect to the Chinese people or most of their products.
The Jedi's Most Important Lesson
Obi-Wan was training Anakin in the use of Lightsabers.
Insert zooms and zums where appropriate.
Then suddenly as Obi-Wan took a swipe at Anakin, his Lightsaber switched off with a zink! At the same time as Anakin brought his own Lightsaber up to parry the blow, his own also switched of with a fatal zink!
Obi-Wan stared for a moment and then calmly stated, "There's a lesson to be learnt from this young Anakin - never buy cheap imports from China! Now let us go down to Dixon's and get them to fix these. Miracle workers them."
Anakin frowned slightly at this, but then followed immediately.
Authors Note:- I don't know if Dixon's is only in Britain, but if so it is one of those useless electrical stores that you only use if you want something obscure, or something fixed!
