Dudsies! More from me! I'm pretty sure everything's staying pretty much
the same; Artemis is going to a different boarding school. For the record,
it's a coed boarding school, with separate girl and boy dorms.

Disclaimer: I own squat! Well, I own Nikki, Kelly, Anya, and anyone you
don't recognize. I also don't own the long-lost twin deal; that totally
belongs to Githoniel. Yay you! And Aseret Kitsune is totally helping me!
So, if it sucks, IT'S HER FAULT! Yes I'm pathetic; I can't write or come
up with my own ideas, but bygumit! I can ask for ideas, and get help! Wow,
that was a long off subject disclaimer.

And if there's spelling mistakes, I'm a total dunce, and if I upload it late
at night, I'm more than likely tired and have no ever loving idea what I'm
doing.

Chapter 1!

"Arty, you're going to love this new school!" Angeline Fowl told her son in
the back of their limo. Artemis Fowl the second just stared out at the
scenery, if you could call it that. He got kicked out of St. Bartlbys; they
were tired of hiring new counselors. Butler pulled into the large parking
lot.
"Here we are." Butler got out and opened the door for Angeline, and the two
Artemis'. They heard music coming out of one of the buildings. A group of
girls came out.
"Anya! I don't want you to go!" one cried.
"Dude, Kelly, I'm just going to get the new kid and show him around the
school while his parents do the paperwork."
"Did you say him?"
"Yes Nikki."
"Can I come?"
"You'll have to ask him." Then they noticed the Fowls and Butler. One
cleared her throat and hurried over. She looked up. She looked exactly like
Artemis. The same raven black hair, blue eyes, and bone structure.
"Holy cumquats!" she said, then shook her head. "Hi, I'm Anya Finch. I'm
supposed to show all of you to the office then show, umm…"
"Artemis."
"Artemis, around the school." Then Kelly and Nikki caught up.
"Whoa! Anya, he looks exactly like you!" Anya rolled her eyes.
"It must be a coincidence." Anya said.
"Either that or you two are long-lost twins." Kelly said.
"Lay off the soaps." Anya said. " That doesn't happen in real life."
"So does! I saw this thing on-" Nikki started.
"You stop watching so many talk shows. So, let's move on." She led them to
the office.
"This is where the parents leave the tour." Angeline and Artemis (1) walked
into the office. Butler stayed with the teens.
"This is the boys' dorm. The cafeteria, the gym, that includes the locker
rooms, then the best place in the school, other than the girl dorms, the rec
building!"
"The rec building?"
"Yeah, it's where we hang, watch TV, karaoke, straight out perform, play
cards, doodle, and it's got computers for the kids that don't." they walked
in.
"Yo! Finch! Come on do 'do wa diddy'!" Anya rolled her eyes.
"Later, I'm doing a tour." They walked out. "Yeah, we aren't exactly 'well
behaved'. We rock this world!" Butler and Artemis stared.
"I'm having the 'tired sillies'." She said shrugging. "I'm cold."
"Anya, you're always cold."
"I know." Then she took them back to the office, where Artemis' parents
were finishing up.
"Well, I'm off." Anya said heading to the girl's dorms.

Anya's Diary:

Dear Diary,

Today was uber weird. I gave another tour, and the new guy looks exactly
like me! Right down to the icy blue eyes! It's not normal. Well, I'm looking
forward to next week, the annul white water trip!

Your faithful servant,
Anya

Wait, isn't Artemis a girl's name?