I'm back! I'm like SO sorry it took so long, but I'll give you the same
reason I gave Aseret. I've been swamped with work. I helped paint a friend's
grandma's porch. Then Sunday I had a gymnastics thing. After that I was in
pain. You can only do so many round off back handsprings into back flips
then ariel landing in a split. But I've updated, now to the great reviewers
(btw ptds is me).
YamiSeraphim -
PTDS - the words on the same side was an accident, during the passing back
and forth between me and Aseret it got messed up keep in mind, as far as I
know, Aseret and I aren't in the same continent though I'm pretty sure we
both live in America.
AK - Yeah, we both live in America, just not the same continent.
Lovelyreviewerperson -
PTDS - thank you I'm trying to keep Artemis in character. They are in
boarding school. I know, I went to boarding school for about a week, before
getting kicked out for my 'attitude'.
AK - I've never gone to boarding school.
Sgarecool321 -
PTDS - yeah, I figured that too. But that gave me a new idea that I will
mention in the bottom.
AK - We'll see what happens (I've got no idea).
PeanutButterOreoCookieGirl -
PTDS - cool, Anya is actually a mix of me, my friend Reily and my oldest
sister Serena.
AK - Cool, then you two can relate!
Githoniel -
PTDS - Yay! I'm glad you liked it! It makes me proud! (I'm pathetic)
AK - Glad you like.
Aseret Kitsune -
PTDS - any particular reason Ur reviewing Ur own fic?
AK - you, um, told me to, I think.
Lune-Solei -
PTDS - I didn't know there was a forth book, is it those lost files? I
must buy it! I need money! Yay! You listen! You are not like my
mother!
AK - there's a forth book!
Wow! 7 reviews for one chapter! Yay you tolerate me! You really, really
tolerate me!
I want to say one more thing, save the cows! (I'm a vegetarian! Have been
since I was six!) And all that took more than a whole page!
Disclaimer: I don't own Artemis Fowl. I don't own the plot, that belongs to
the great Githoniel and I only own half the story, the other half belongs to
Aseret Kitsune!
Chapter 2
The next morning Artemis walked to the cafeteria for breakfast. It was
practically a zoo, well a zoo compared to what Artemis was used to. He got
some "breakfast" and looked for a place to sit.
" Artemis! Over here!" Anya was standing on her chair screaming. Artemis
went over and sat down.
" Hey, I'm Nikki!" the blonde from last night (doesn't that sound
incriminating?) said.
" Kelly, Kelly Green." The brunette said.
" That's, interesting."
" Yeah well, whatcha gonna do?"
" Brandon." A red head boy said (Yay rhyming!)
" Geri." A blonde boy said.
" Hang with us!" Anya cried.
" Are they always this wild and crazy?" Artemis asked.
" No. to day they are somewhat calm." Nikki said.
" Are you serious?"
" Yeah." Artemis swallowed the last bite of his breakfast. Then he left the
cafeteria. Anya followed.
" What group are you in?"
" Excuse me?"
" Group. This school has kids in groups. We name the groups and new kids are
put into groups."
" Of course. It says 'Ubertachi'."
" That's us!"
" Ubertachi?"
" It means Uber group."
" And Uber means?"
" Major."
" So you're the 'major group?"
" Well, it sounds cooler as Ubertachi." Artemis raised an eyebrow. Anya
smiled and did a cartwheel.
" Gymnast?" Artemis asked.
" Yep!" Anya cried then did a back flip. That's when Artemis noticed she was
wearing Jean capris under her uniform skirt.
" Is that allowed?" he asked pointing to the jeans.
" The principal/ headmaster's really cool about it. She doesn't care."
Artemis nodded.
" Very interesting."
" Actually, it's good that she doesn't, it's hard to do a back flip in a
skirt." (It is, unless you don't care about showing your 'under garments' to
the world, or at least the people around) Anya said smiling.
" I wouldn't know." Artemis said. Anya laughed.
" I suppose not!" Anya said. Artemis was confused. He'd never 'warmed up' to
a person so soon. It took him 12 years to realize Butler was his friend.
Kelly, Nikki, Geri and Brandon walked over.
" Dude you do realize that class starts in 3 minutes and our books are in
our dorms." Geri said.
" Shoot! Nikki squealed and the three girls ran to their dorms. Geri and
Brandon dragged Artemis to the boys.
There I'm done! For now. Well, as I said up in the beginning.
It's up to the reviewers! Is Anya a twin, coincidence, or experiment gone wrong? I have ideas for all three so it won't put me out to choose.
Please review! I didn't write this for my health, in fact it made my pain
worse. Oh and a forewarning, the next chapter involves a sex Ed class, but it will only say sex, it won't have the actual speech.
