I'm back! I'm like SO sorry it took so long, but I'll give you the same

reason I gave Aseret. I've been swamped with work. I helped paint a friend's

grandma's porch. Then Sunday I had a gymnastics thing. After that I was in

pain. You can only do so many round off back handsprings into back flips

then ariel landing in a split. But I've updated, now to the great reviewers

(btw ptds is me).

YamiSeraphim -

PTDS - the words on the same side was an accident, during the passing back

and forth between me and Aseret it got messed up keep in mind, as far as I

know, Aseret and I aren't in the same continent though I'm pretty sure we

both live in America.

AK - Yeah, we both live in America, just not the same continent.

Lovelyreviewerperson -

PTDS - thank you I'm trying to keep Artemis in character. They are in

boarding school. I know, I went to boarding school for about a week, before

getting kicked out for my 'attitude'.

AK - I've never gone to boarding school.

Sgarecool321 -

PTDS - yeah, I figured that too. But that gave me a new idea that I will

mention in the bottom.

AK - We'll see what happens (I've got no idea).

PeanutButterOreoCookieGirl -

PTDS - cool, Anya is actually a mix of me, my friend Reily and my oldest

sister Serena.

AK - Cool, then you two can relate!

Githoniel -

PTDS - Yay! I'm glad you liked it! It makes me proud! (I'm pathetic)

AK - Glad you like.

Aseret Kitsune -

PTDS - any particular reason Ur reviewing Ur own fic?

AK - you, um, told me to, I think.

Lune-Solei -

PTDS - I didn't know there was a forth book, is it those lost files? I

must buy it! I need money! Yay! You listen! You are not like my

mother!

AK - there's a forth book!

Wow! 7 reviews for one chapter! Yay you tolerate me! You really, really

tolerate me!

I want to say one more thing, save the cows! (I'm a vegetarian! Have been

since I was six!) And all that took more than a whole page!

Disclaimer: I don't own Artemis Fowl. I don't own the plot, that belongs to

the great Githoniel and I only own half the story, the other half belongs to

Aseret Kitsune!

Chapter 2

The next morning Artemis walked to the cafeteria for breakfast. It was

practically a zoo, well a zoo compared to what Artemis was used to. He got

some "breakfast" and looked for a place to sit.

" Artemis! Over here!" Anya was standing on her chair screaming. Artemis

went over and sat down.

" Hey, I'm Nikki!" the blonde from last night (doesn't that sound

incriminating?) said.

" Kelly, Kelly Green." The brunette said.

" That's, interesting."

" Yeah well, whatcha gonna do?"

" Brandon." A red head boy said (Yay rhyming!)

" Geri." A blonde boy said.

" Hang with us!" Anya cried.

" Are they always this wild and crazy?" Artemis asked.

" No. to day they are somewhat calm." Nikki said.

" Are you serious?"

" Yeah." Artemis swallowed the last bite of his breakfast. Then he left the

cafeteria. Anya followed.

" What group are you in?"

" Excuse me?"

" Group. This school has kids in groups. We name the groups and new kids are

put into groups."

" Of course. It says 'Ubertachi'."

" That's us!"

" Ubertachi?"

" It means Uber group."

" And Uber means?"

" Major."

" So you're the 'major group?"

" Well, it sounds cooler as Ubertachi." Artemis raised an eyebrow. Anya

smiled and did a cartwheel.

" Gymnast?" Artemis asked.

" Yep!" Anya cried then did a back flip. That's when Artemis noticed she was

wearing Jean capris under her uniform skirt.

" Is that allowed?" he asked pointing to the jeans.

" The principal/ headmaster's really cool about it. She doesn't care."

Artemis nodded.

" Very interesting."

" Actually, it's good that she doesn't, it's hard to do a back flip in a

skirt." (It is, unless you don't care about showing your 'under garments' to

the world, or at least the people around) Anya said smiling.

" I wouldn't know." Artemis said. Anya laughed.

" I suppose not!" Anya said. Artemis was confused. He'd never 'warmed up' to

a person so soon. It took him 12 years to realize Butler was his friend.

Kelly, Nikki, Geri and Brandon walked over.

" Dude you do realize that class starts in 3 minutes and our books are in

our dorms." Geri said.

" Shoot! Nikki squealed and the three girls ran to their dorms. Geri and

Brandon dragged Artemis to the boys.

There I'm done! For now. Well, as I said up in the beginning.

It's up to the reviewers! Is Anya a twin, coincidence, or experiment gone wrong? I have ideas for all three so it won't put me out to choose.

Please review! I didn't write this for my health, in fact it made my pain

worse. Oh and a forewarning, the next chapter involves a sex Ed class, but it will only say sex, it won't have the actual speech.