DOCTOR WHO AND THE INVASION OF THE FURRY ALIEN DRAGONS

It was yet another morning in the city of London, and Rose was hanging out in the mall with Mick, her boyfriend, looking at fancy lingerie in John Lewis.

Mick got a pair of Calvin Kleins and tried them on in the changing room, while Rose waited outside and read a magazine.

Suddenly, out of nowhere, the Doctor appeared.

'Rose,' he said, 'There's been a problem.' They walked outside of John Lewis'sand as if on cue...

There was a brief ZAP! Sound and a vortex appeared. Out popped furry mustard-yellow dragon-like creatures with ray guns, torn yellow wings,large black eyes and big fangs pointed out from their top lip. They were small, (in fact about 2 feet tall!)but verydeadly.

Pandemonium happened - people ran around screaming, dropped their shopping bags but where halted in their tracks by the furry alien dragons wielding their rayguns.

The dragons backed entire crowds of people into the windows. Then - they gorged out the peoples livers so it was a bloodbath. Gore and guts spilled all over the shiney floor outside of John Lewis'sand corpses lay rotting on the floor.

One of the dragons came walking towards Rose, yelling strange words in an indecipherableand backing her into a shop window.

Foof! The Doctor jumped over the Furry Alien Dragon and somersaulted as he went. The dragon turned to spar, but the Doctor was too quick - he blasted his ownraygun straight into the beast's head and its brains exploded everywhere. Even onRose's brand newlilac dress.

Rose then realised that she had forgotten all about Mick. 'MICK!' She yelled, running back into the changing room, with the Doctor following her. Mick was all right, and he had changed.

'Rose!' He said. 'Where have you been? I've been looking all over - come on!' Mick grabbed her arm and ran out towards the precinct.

'NO!' Cried Rose, pulling away. She managed to break his grasp and ran towards the Doctor. 'Mick! There's Furry Yellow Alien Dragons out there!'

'Don't lie! I've had enough of lies Rose! You lie about 'travelling' you lie about aliens and you lie to me!' Mick yelled, storming off. 'In case it isn't clear, WE'RE THROUGH!'