Chapter 1
One day yugi was walking down the road and he saw a
card laying in the middle. He smiled thinking to
himself if its another Dark Magician it meant
threesome tonight. He lifted the card……. "DAMN! Its
only a Kiriboh there to bushy for me, I like the
golden pole. Just then the ground collapsed under
yugi's feet, he fell and hit his bulbus head on a
rock snaping his neck. There was a flash and some
funky theme music and yugi's dead body rose.
"Yugi! NO!". yami droped to his knees
"Why! Oh well." He then pulled out his
disposable shower kit. "Well if I'm gonna die at least
I died clean. And just then as he got finished with
his shower a rock mysteriously met his head killing
the one brave and wise pharo.
Chapter 2
After hearing about yugi tea could not stand it any
more, she called tristan "Get over here now I need
you!". "okay I'm on my way". Tea heard a schreech and
ran outside where unfoutnately she was hit by tristans
semi-truck. She splattered all over his windshield
"Damn it Tea! I told you not to run in the middle
of the road at random times, Stupid Bitch." He dragged
her corpse to the back of his semi where he had a
large meat hook and she hung there motionless he
smiled and jumped back in his truck and drove away.
Chapter 3
After Tristan got done hooking tea up to his meat
hook, nicely placed confidently on the back of his
truck, he sped off to the sound of her corpse banging
on the back of the truck. He ended up driving to the
gayest bar in town, the "pick me plumper" and he met
his 3 gay friends, Asa Povenmire, Tom Bridges, and
Morgan Gardener. They all sat at their same gay table
talking about the same gay thing. Queer eye for the
straight guy.
"Hey… Tristan, wanna goto my place for a huttubbing
adventure?" said Asa.
"Sure! Sounds fun!" said Morgan.
"Uh… fine." Said Tristan.
SO they hopped into the semi, while morgan groped the
dead carcass on the back, they went to Asa's house for
an awesome hottub. All four of em hopped into the
hottub, and it was warm as ever,
"Hey… who's hand is that!" yelled tom.
Asa stretched his arm back from underneath Toms butt
and smelled his fingers.
"So uh, guys what should we do now?" Tristan said.
"LETS ALL FUCK TRISTAN!" yelled morgan.
"Yeah!" tom and asa responded.
"But guys! Im not gay!" Tristan yelled as the hottub
cover mistakenly and unfortunately fell on top of the
hottub sealing Tristans fate as he was penetrated for
every hole and oraface.
