Chapter 1

One day yugi was walking down the road and he saw a

card laying in the middle. He smiled thinking to

himself if its another Dark Magician it meant

threesome tonight. He lifted the card……. "DAMN! Its

only a Kiriboh there to bushy for me, I like the

golden pole. Just then the ground collapsed under

yugi's feet, he fell and hit his bulbus head on a

rock snaping his neck. There was a flash and some

funky theme music and yugi's dead body rose.

"Yugi! NO!". yami droped to his knees

"Why! Oh well." He then pulled out his

disposable shower kit. "Well if I'm gonna die at least

I died clean. And just then as he got finished with

his shower a rock mysteriously met his head killing

the one brave and wise pharo.

Chapter 2

After hearing about yugi tea could not stand it any

more, she called tristan "Get over here now I need

you!". "okay I'm on my way". Tea heard a schreech and

ran outside where unfoutnately she was hit by tristans

semi-truck. She splattered all over his windshield

"Damn it Tea! I told you not to run in the middle

of the road at random times, Stupid Bitch." He dragged

her corpse to the back of his semi where he had a

large meat hook and she hung there motionless he

smiled and jumped back in his truck and drove away.

Chapter 3

After Tristan got done hooking tea up to his meat

hook, nicely placed confidently on the back of his

truck, he sped off to the sound of her corpse banging

on the back of the truck. He ended up driving to the

gayest bar in town, the "pick me plumper" and he met

his 3 gay friends, Asa Povenmire, Tom Bridges, and

Morgan Gardener. They all sat at their same gay table

talking about the same gay thing. Queer eye for the

straight guy.

"Hey… Tristan, wanna goto my place for a huttubbing

adventure?" said Asa.

"Sure! Sounds fun!" said Morgan.

"Uh… fine." Said Tristan.

SO they hopped into the semi, while morgan groped the

dead carcass on the back, they went to Asa's house for

an awesome hottub. All four of em hopped into the

hottub, and it was warm as ever,

"Hey… who's hand is that!" yelled tom.

Asa stretched his arm back from underneath Toms butt

and smelled his fingers.

"So uh, guys what should we do now?" Tristan said.

"LETS ALL FUCK TRISTAN!" yelled morgan.

"Yeah!" tom and asa responded.

"But guys! Im not gay!" Tristan yelled as the hottub

cover mistakenly and unfortunately fell on top of the

hottub sealing Tristans fate as he was penetrated for

every hole and oraface.