AN: This came to me Friday, and I was dying, because I couldn't wait to write it! Oh well, All City was fun; I went to bed at three in the morning. And we won third place for orals. Go us! Thank you to all who reviewed, I love you.

Eventually Remus had calmed down and stopped crying. However, neither boy made a move. Both just sat there contently, enjoying each other's warm presence. After a few minutes, Sirius had become concerned for his friend. While Sirius could stay like this all day, it didn't seem like something Remus would do. Sirius craned his neck sideways to take a look at Remus's face. He poked the werewolf's shoulder a few times and chuckled. Remus was asleep. Which actually made sense considering the full moon was only 3 days away. If you added that to the stress of coming out, and the hours spent crying, that made for one tired little wolf.

And, as worried as Sirius was about his friend's upcoming transformation, he was also a little excited. Not about the transformation, no. He had come up with the perfect revenge for James. Unfortunately, it involved a rather complex charm. Sirius groaned. That meant it also involved another trip to the library. Gods, Madam Pince probably had planted charms all throughout the library to monitor him; he had been coming so often. Oh well, in two days time it would be completely worth it. Oh yes, it would be a Sunday James never forgot.

With that in mind, Sirius lay his head on top of Remus's and quickly fell asleep.

Sunday morning had finally come, and Sirius was ready. Sure, it had taken an entire Saturday in the library, and a not so fun session of begging Evans to help, but the prank was ready. He woke up early and pulled on his school robes. While it was Sunday, and robes were not required, he needed them for his payback. He hadn't told Remus yet, as the prank was meant to kill two birds with one stone. In other words, he was going to get revenge against James, and come out. While he wasn't gay, he was ready to let the whole school know he was bisexual. He didn't care, and besides, he liked the attention.

Sirius concentrated and cast the spell on himself and James. Breakfast was going to be fun.

Sirius entered the great hall, and sat next to Remus. He was smiling so widely, that Remus was just sitting there, staring at him.

"Sirius, what did you do?"

Sirius merely smirked and responded, "You'll see, you'll see."

The charm really was a fabulous invention. While it was rather complex, the desired effect was well worth the effort. The charm allowed you to take on the form of another person in one person's eyes. However, to everybody else, you would remain in your normal body. In Sirius's case, he was going to look like Lily to James. He was going to have a lot of fun.

As James came into the great hall, Sirius stood up. He walked over to James, stopping him in his tracks. He placed a hand on James's shoulder, and said loud enough for the surrounding students to hear,

"Good morning handsome."

Everyone stared. However, they gasped when Sirius proceeded to kiss James right on the lips. A few shrieked when James responded, tangling his hand in Sirius's hair, and placing the other in the small of Sirius's back. And some fainted when it became apparent that tongue was involved. James moaned, and finally pulled away from Sirius, gasping. Sirius was beaming, looking the happiest anyone had ever seen him, and he was an extremely happy person by nature.

James was also smiling, and remarked, "Wow, Evans, I never knew you had it in you."

Those who had heard looked confused, while others winced. The smile dropped off of Sirius's face, and was replaced by sobs. Fake ones mind you. While Sirius's hands covered his mouth, he whispered the counter-charm, allowing him to appear in his natural form to James. He removed his hands and glared at James, who looked ready faint.

"How dare you, after all I've done for you! I finally decide we can go public, and what do you do? You say her name! Well, guess what Potter? It's over; go run back to your precious redhead, 'cause we're through! I never want to speak to you again, James Potter!"

With that, Sirius ran out of the hall towards Gryffindor Tower. James promptly fainted, and the Great Hall was buzzing with excitement. The Slytherins were laughing, the Ravenclaws were going on about how they had always known, the Hufflepuffs were gushing about how they made a cute couple, and the Gryffindors were gossiping, or attempting to revive James.

Up in the dorms, Sirius was lying on his bed laughing, tears rolling down his face. He barely looked up when Remus entered the room. Remus sat down on Sirius's bed and put a comforting arm around him, mistaking Sirius's laughter for sobbing.

"I'm so sorry Siri, I never knew. But don't worry, James is a dumb bastard, he'll come to his senses."

It was at that point that Sirius snorted and looked up at Remus.

"Merlin, Sirius, are you laughing? You must be in shock."

Sirius shook his head and responded,

"Nope, it was all a prank. A little revenge on James for treating you like crap. Also, my way of telling the school I'm bi. We never went out, I just used a charm so I looked like I was lily, but only to him"

Remus just smiled and flung his arms around Sirius's neck and hugged him.

"You did this for me?" receiving a nod he continued, "Thank you so much Sirius. You have no idea what this means to me. Wait, you're bi?"
Sirius nodded. "Yea, after you came out, you got me thinking. And I've discovered that, well I swing both ways."

Remus laughed. "You do know James is going to kill you right?"

"Yea, well the bastard deserved it."

Remus laughed and Sirius sighed. The boy was beautiful when he laughed. And smiled. And frowned. And when he was studying and sucking on the end of the quill that gave Sirius so many dirty thoughts. Wow, Sirius thought. He needed a hobby.

AN: When I said Sirius had begged Lily, he basically asked her not to come down to breakfast, so the prank wouldn't be ruined. He never told her why though.