In the misty mountains of Canada, Mr. Poe was driving the kids up to their Uncle Paul Smith. "I don't know anything about this uncle of yours except that he is a lumber jack man. He said on the phone he was going to do something very special with Sunny. What ever that is about. It's cold so I bought you these scarves. I hope nothing bad is going to happen with your stay. But I won't count on it because things usually do," Mr. Poe muttered the last part to himself. These orphans were a strange bunch. He had never seen orphans that had been switched to so many places.
They got all the way up the misty mountain until they reached the top. "Here we are" said Mr. Poe. Waiting for them was a strong muscular man. He was so muscular that he carried the three Baudelaire's bags and the three Baudelaire orphans on his head. So Mr. Poe left in his beat up car, back down the mountains. Uncle Paul carried them into his tiny igloo. "Igloo! Oh no your not putting me in there", said Violet. But Uncle Paul shoved the three Baudelaire's into the igloo. Then in sixty seconds, Sunny was frozen solid. Uncle Paul broke Sunny out of the ice with his fist.
The next day Uncle Paul woke them up at two in the morning and took them down the mountain in to the woods. He said, "If you guys don't cut down twenty trees in two hours, you will be sorry!"
Uncle Paul turned to Sunny and said, "You like biting things don't you?" She nodded her head. "Good. Now cut down 50 trees in an hour." This was like heaven to Sunny, so she cut and cut until she started to like Uncle Paul. At dinner, they had frozen fish which turned hot by the time they got them, but when they got in to the igloo they froze. When Violet saw the eye ball tattoo she knew that this person was not Uncle Paul. Uncle Paul never existed. It was Count Olaf in disguise again. Then Violet pulled out of her purse a cell phone. She had Mr. Poe on speed dial. "Help, Mr. Poe! Uncle Paul isn't really Uncle Paul! He's-", crack went the phone as Count Olaf crushed the phone. "You will never leave this igloo" said Count Olaf, and he put a lock on the igloo. 5,000 years later, they were still frozen in the igloo then Lemony Snicket was about 5,047 years old and found his beloved characters frozen in the ice and he was so old that he couldn't get them out but he rested there for the rest of his life.
Then two Mounties came and chiseled the three kids out. "They seem to be alive!" "Wow! What should we do with the old man?" "I say we give him a proper burial." "Ok."
Then the three kid's looked at the creator of them, "I guess this is good bye." Sighed the Baudelaire children. "What's this? Lemony Snicket's great grandson, George, is only 46 year's old." " Don't worry I can make the rest of the series." George said.
The week after that, they gave a funeral for Lemony Snicket. Years after that the books were a smash hit. Every kid in America wanted to get their hands on the last book of the series. Count Olaf gets pushed off a cliff to his doom and the children never see him again. Then Violet married a man named Oscar. Which has nothing to do with this whole story!
The End
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