((( AN: Hello this is my second fanfic... Mario is a stinky scum-bag. )))

Luigi was resting on the couch of his now ghost free house, when he herd a familliar scream...

MARIO : MAMA MIA!!!!

Luigi ignored the scream and continued reading his magizine, Paranormal Weekly... Professor E. Gadds' ad was in it for the Portugist 3000 which was now being mass-produced.

Got ghosts and not studying them??? Then buy my vaccum today, and the more ghosts you give me the more profit you can make!!! I'll pay $10 for each ghost you capture and the vaccum is only $50!!! Proven in the most gastly homes!!!

Luigi sighed after remembering how Mario never thanked him for saving him from King Boo...

MARIO : Luigi!!! I-I... I need your help...

LUIGI : Why don't you spray it with your water-gun???

MARIO : Umm...

Luigi hears the sound of the the water-gun being sprayed and laughs...

MARIO : It's getting bigger!!!

LUIGI : (Yet me guess it's an Ice Ghost) Use your fireballs...

MARIO : Okey Dokey!!! Want a spicy meatball???

Mario come out of the attic and...

MARIO : Luigi...

Luigi is shoked because he thinks that Mario is going to thank him...

LUIGI : Y-Yes, Br-Brother???

MARIO : The toliet's clogged can you fix it??

LUIGI : WHAT!!!

MARIO : The tol-

LUIGI : I heard you!!! Why don't you fix it?? you're the professonal plumber!!!!

MARIO : B-but your my brother....

LUIGI : I HAVE NO BROTHER!!!!!

MARIO : I thought-

LUIGI : Well, YOU THOUGHT WRONG!!!

Mario runs to his room crying and sniffling... Luigi goes to the next magizine a very old Nintendo Magizine....

(Mario and Luigi also known as the Nintendo brothers star in their 3rd game: Mario Brothers 3...)

LUIGI: Brothers my butt...

The next magizine was slightly newer...

(Mario and Luigi's history is revealed by Yoshi's island... Is Mario actually better than Luigi???)

LUIGI : *sigh* Maybe... but then again who saved mario from the ghosts...

The next magizine is in the age of Nientendo 64...

(Mario saves the princess again!! Where abouts of Luigi unknown...)

LUIGI : I was in the hospital...

(Mario squirts water-gun to save an island from grafitti...)

LUIGI : Wasn't even in the paragraph...

(Mario helps Luigi screw in a new extension for his vaccum...)

LUIGI : That didn't even happen...

Luigi hears footsteps going down and he sees who it is...

DAISY : Why are you so mean to Mario??

LUIGI : He always takes all the credit for what happens... I mean look at this report: Mario helps Luigi screw in a new extension!!! I mean it makes me look weak!!

DAISY : Well don't worry... I mean Nintendo isn't your friend who cares what they think!!!

LUIGI : That's it I got it!!

DAISY : What do you mean...

LUIGI : I got to burn all the stuff Nintendo gave me including this mansion... And burn all of Nintendo's things that I gave them!!

(((Woah!!! Is Luigi crazy?? After he gets rid of everything what will he do next?? Find out in the next chapter of... Farewell Luigi!!!)))