Luigi approches his dusty office to get his things from Nentendo... he put on his cap and walks out the door in a Casablanca way... (((If you don't know what Casablanca is dont CAPs me...)))

LUIGI : Don't mess with the youngest bro. (((Godfather "Don't mess with the family" sorry I feel in a parody mood...)))

Yoshi bumps into Luigi in the hallway...

YOSHI : Woahhh!!

LUIGI : Ohh... Yoshi, do you know where SONY is???

Yoshi jumps up in a surprised mood that only Mario Bros. understand...

LUIGI : You have a little friend who works for SONY??

YOSHI : Yahh...

LUIGI : Lets go... ((Accent reminds him of Nintendo so he doesn't use it...

At big SONY place thingie...

YOSHI'S LITTLE FRIEND : Hi, how can I help you?

LUIGI : Can I apply for a job?

YLF : We've been expecting you.

LUIGI : Huh? O_o

YLF : You see, ever since your role in Yoshi's Island, Yoshi and I have predicted a down fall in your role so I decided to start SONY.

LUIGI : Uhhh... ok...

YLF: Now... Age?

LUIGI : 20

YLF : Location?

LUIGI : Brooklyn, NY

YLF : okay... umm... that's it!

LUIGI : Cool!!!

YLF : Call me Dave!!

LUIGI : I didn't ask you... but okay....

DAVE : We're rehersing for Final Fantasy 14...

LUIGI : What about 12?

DAVE : This is your first business trip you have to go to Japan...

LUIGI : What about another role???

DAVE : Earthbound 2

LUIGI : That's Nintendo!!

DAVE : They gave up on that so we took it under our wing...

NESS : And they edited it so the same characters appear (with some new ones after we kill off Jeff)

JEFF : HEY!!

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