(((I finally decided to get off my lazy but and make another chapter of Farewell Luigi)))
LUIGI : What kind of Game Shark codes are for the game?
NESS : Do you mean Game Genie?
LUIGI : The last time I saw Game Genie was Mario is Missing!! You are way behind your time!
DAVE : Shh!! Don't talk about new cheat software in front of 16-bit wait 32-bit... Well any old charaters... They still think it's the 90's... ((Phew the 90's do seem old don't they??))
LUIGI : I've had my share of 16-bit wonders but I say change is good...
(Auditions for Cameos)
LUIGI : THIS is not what I ment when I Wanted to be in a non-nintendo game... I want to be a playable charactor!!
DAVE : Ok...
(Auditions for Seco..)
LUGI : This is NOT funny!!
DAVE : HA HAH AHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHA HAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LUIGI : I'm tired of being second player!!
(Auditions for 3 on 2 bat..)
LUIGI : You know when your next to 3 other people your not in the spotlight even though the spotlight is shared with everyone...
DAVE : Who listens to that kind of before battle speech?
(Aud..)
LUIGI : AHHHH!!! Fire! I'm on FIRE!!!
PAULA : Sorry I was beserk...
LUIGI : Go beserk on Jeff!!!
JEFF : Hey that's not funn- AHHHH! AHHH! AAHHHHHH! FFFIIIRRREEE!!!!!!!!!!!
(Backstage talk)
LUIGI : You know Poo... Were both on the edge of the spotlight when it comes to our series...
POO: And?
LUIGI : I just what to say... (hmmph.... hee hee) Your name is funny! Don't Poop on me okay!!
seconds later...
LUIGI : FIRE!!! AHHH! CRAP CRAP POO!!! FIRE!!!
flashback
LUIGI : AHHHH!!! Fire! I'm on FIRE!!!
poof
((How funny yet pointless))
DAVE : You know what Luigi...
LUIGI : What?
DAVE : Poo killed himself...
LUIGI : Why and how??
DAVE : Some idiot wearing "GREEN" made fun of his name..
LUIGI : Hemmph... POOP... he hehe
DAVE : We found him drown in...
LUIGI : POOP?
DAVE : How did you know?
LUIGI : Lucky guess... he bathes in poop... HA HAH HAH HAHAHA
DAVE : I'm going to give you a different assignment!
LUIGI : Okay but no one named Poo, PoPo, Peter, or Dick...
DAVE : Are you ready to learn the baisics of guns?
LUIGI : Yes...
(Dave's Gun Training)
Dave stands still while Luigi trys to shoot... Luigi fails to hit many moving targets but hit bullseye on stationary targets...
DAVE : OWW!! You idiot shoot the !%!$ targets you dumb #%!!!
LUIGI : Sorry
Amazingly Luigi got better and it was decided that they whould have him reherse for a game being only released in the taliban... Sadly they for got for second that Luigi's friend died in 9-11 ((GIVE BLOOD TO THE RED CROSS GUYS!))
LUIGI (trigger happy :P) : DIE-DIE-DIE-DIE-DIE-DIE-DIE-DIE
band boom bang pow pow pow bom-bomb phew phew tik tik tik tik tik... RINGG!!! RINGG!
LUIGI : YAH!! WHY HELL DID YA SEND ME TALBAN IF YOU DIDN'T WANT ME TO SHOOT 'EM???
DAVE : Umm... We were rehersing for a game being relesed in the taliban!!
LUIGI : oh poo... hee hee "poo"
DAVE : You're kinda fired...
/
flashback
LUIGI : FIRE!!! AHHH! CRAP CRAP POO!!! FIRE!!!
flashback
LUIGI : AHHHH!!! Fire! I'm on FIRE!!!
poof
(((Oh no!! This leaves him with only one more system!! I dare not speak it's name!!!)))
LUIGI : What kind of Game Shark codes are for the game?
NESS : Do you mean Game Genie?
LUIGI : The last time I saw Game Genie was Mario is Missing!! You are way behind your time!
DAVE : Shh!! Don't talk about new cheat software in front of 16-bit wait 32-bit... Well any old charaters... They still think it's the 90's... ((Phew the 90's do seem old don't they??))
LUIGI : I've had my share of 16-bit wonders but I say change is good...
(Auditions for Cameos)
LUIGI : THIS is not what I ment when I Wanted to be in a non-nintendo game... I want to be a playable charactor!!
DAVE : Ok...
(Auditions for Seco..)
LUGI : This is NOT funny!!
DAVE : HA HAH AHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHA HAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LUIGI : I'm tired of being second player!!
(Auditions for 3 on 2 bat..)
LUIGI : You know when your next to 3 other people your not in the spotlight even though the spotlight is shared with everyone...
DAVE : Who listens to that kind of before battle speech?
(Aud..)
LUIGI : AHHHH!!! Fire! I'm on FIRE!!!
PAULA : Sorry I was beserk...
LUIGI : Go beserk on Jeff!!!
JEFF : Hey that's not funn- AHHHH! AHHH! AAHHHHHH! FFFIIIRRREEE!!!!!!!!!!!
(Backstage talk)
LUIGI : You know Poo... Were both on the edge of the spotlight when it comes to our series...
POO: And?
LUIGI : I just what to say... (hmmph.... hee hee) Your name is funny! Don't Poop on me okay!!
seconds later...
LUIGI : FIRE!!! AHHH! CRAP CRAP POO!!! FIRE!!!
flashback
LUIGI : AHHHH!!! Fire! I'm on FIRE!!!
poof
((How funny yet pointless))
DAVE : You know what Luigi...
LUIGI : What?
DAVE : Poo killed himself...
LUIGI : Why and how??
DAVE : Some idiot wearing "GREEN" made fun of his name..
LUIGI : Hemmph... POOP... he hehe
DAVE : We found him drown in...
LUIGI : POOP?
DAVE : How did you know?
LUIGI : Lucky guess... he bathes in poop... HA HAH HAH HAHAHA
DAVE : I'm going to give you a different assignment!
LUIGI : Okay but no one named Poo, PoPo, Peter, or Dick...
DAVE : Are you ready to learn the baisics of guns?
LUIGI : Yes...
(Dave's Gun Training)
Dave stands still while Luigi trys to shoot... Luigi fails to hit many moving targets but hit bullseye on stationary targets...
DAVE : OWW!! You idiot shoot the !%!$ targets you dumb #%!!!
LUIGI : Sorry
Amazingly Luigi got better and it was decided that they whould have him reherse for a game being only released in the taliban... Sadly they for got for second that Luigi's friend died in 9-11 ((GIVE BLOOD TO THE RED CROSS GUYS!))
LUIGI (trigger happy :P) : DIE-DIE-DIE-DIE-DIE-DIE-DIE-DIE
band boom bang pow pow pow bom-bomb phew phew tik tik tik tik tik... RINGG!!! RINGG!
LUIGI : YAH!! WHY HELL DID YA SEND ME TALBAN IF YOU DIDN'T WANT ME TO SHOOT 'EM???
DAVE : Umm... We were rehersing for a game being relesed in the taliban!!
LUIGI : oh poo... hee hee "poo"
DAVE : You're kinda fired...
/
flashback
LUIGI : FIRE!!! AHHH! CRAP CRAP POO!!! FIRE!!!
flashback
LUIGI : AHHHH!!! Fire! I'm on FIRE!!!
poof
(((Oh no!! This leaves him with only one more system!! I dare not speak it's name!!!)))
