(((I finally decided to get off my lazy but and make another chapter of Farewell Luigi)))

LUIGI : What kind of Game Shark codes are for the game?

NESS : Do you mean Game Genie?

LUIGI : The last time I saw Game Genie was Mario is Missing!! You are way behind your time!

DAVE : Shh!! Don't talk about new cheat software in front of 16-bit wait 32-bit... Well any old charaters... They still think it's the 90's... ((Phew the 90's do seem old don't they??))

LUIGI : I've had my share of 16-bit wonders but I say change is good...

(Auditions for Cameos)

LUIGI : THIS is not what I ment when I Wanted to be in a non-nintendo game... I want to be a playable charactor!!

DAVE : Ok...

(Auditions for Seco..)

LUGI : This is NOT funny!!

DAVE : HA HAH AHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHA HAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LUIGI : I'm tired of being second player!!

(Auditions for 3 on 2 bat..)

LUIGI : You know when your next to 3 other people your not in the spotlight even though the spotlight is shared with everyone...

DAVE : Who listens to that kind of before battle speech?

(Aud..)

LUIGI : AHHHH!!! Fire! I'm on FIRE!!!

PAULA : Sorry I was beserk...

LUIGI : Go beserk on Jeff!!!

JEFF : Hey that's not funn- AHHHH! AHHH! AAHHHHHH! FFFIIIRRREEE!!!!!!!!!!!

(Backstage talk)

LUIGI : You know Poo... Were both on the edge of the spotlight when it comes to our series...

POO: And?

LUIGI : I just what to say... (hmmph.... hee hee) Your name is funny! Don't Poop on me okay!!

seconds later...

LUIGI : FIRE!!! AHHH! CRAP CRAP POO!!! FIRE!!!

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LUIGI : AHHHH!!! Fire! I'm on FIRE!!!

poof

((How funny yet pointless))

DAVE : You know what Luigi...

LUIGI : What?

DAVE : Poo killed himself...

LUIGI : Why and how??

DAVE : Some idiot wearing "GREEN" made fun of his name..

LUIGI : Hemmph... POOP... he hehe

DAVE : We found him drown in...

LUIGI : POOP?

DAVE : How did you know?

LUIGI : Lucky guess... he bathes in poop... HA HAH HAH HAHAHA

DAVE : I'm going to give you a different assignment!

LUIGI : Okay but no one named Poo, PoPo, Peter, or Dick...

DAVE : Are you ready to learn the baisics of guns?

LUIGI : Yes...

(Dave's Gun Training)

Dave stands still while Luigi trys to shoot... Luigi fails to hit many moving targets but hit bullseye on stationary targets...

DAVE : OWW!! You idiot shoot the !%!$ targets you dumb #%!!!

LUIGI : Sorry

Amazingly Luigi got better and it was decided that they whould have him reherse for a game being only released in the taliban... Sadly they for got for second that Luigi's friend died in 9-11 ((GIVE BLOOD TO THE RED CROSS GUYS!))

LUIGI (trigger happy :P) : DIE-DIE-DIE-DIE-DIE-DIE-DIE-DIE

band boom bang pow pow pow bom-bomb phew phew tik tik tik tik tik... RINGG!!! RINGG!

LUIGI : YAH!! WHY HELL DID YA SEND ME TALBAN IF YOU DIDN'T WANT ME TO SHOOT 'EM???

DAVE : Umm... We were rehersing for a game being relesed in the taliban!!

LUIGI : oh poo... hee hee "poo"

DAVE : You're kinda fired...

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flashback

LUIGI : FIRE!!! AHHH! CRAP CRAP POO!!! FIRE!!!

flashback

LUIGI : AHHHH!!! Fire! I'm on FIRE!!!

poof

(((Oh no!! This leaves him with only one more system!! I dare not speak it's name!!!)))