OK here is Chapter 5! Enjoy!
April stood there grinding her teeth as the four turtles ran around in circles like a bunch of idiots.
"You're not going to go anywhere by doing that." She said through gritted teeth. Then she continued grinding them. Of course why would anyone listen to her anyway? They were still running around in a circle. April glanced over at Casey who was now sleeping on the couch. April stalked over to him. This had better be good.
"RED ALERT! RED ALERT! YOUR MISSING VICTORIA'S SECRET FASHION SHOW ON TV!" April screamed in Casey's ear.
"AAAHHH! Wha? Where?" Casey asked looking all around him frantically.
"You moron! I only did that to wake you up! Honestly! You men are so predictable!" April exclaimed.
'Oh so since nothing important's going on, I can go back to sleep.' Casey said.
April grabbed his ear and yanked on it.
"Ow! Ow! Nails! Nails! NAILS!" Casey yelled as April dragged him to his feet.
'Hello? The guys are sick! I need your help!" April yelled angrily.
"Oh okay." Casey said. April dragged him into the kitchen.
"So what do I hafta do?"
"What you have to do is give them their medicine." April said tapping her foot impatiently.
"Oh! Okay, that's the first thing that's gotta go." Casey said as he poured the bottles' contents into the sink. April's eyes widened.
"Then you need to get rid o' all this healthy crap. Here's a load of junk food." Casey said dumping out all the healthy foods and replacing it with chips, cookies, things of that nature. April saw the turtles' mouths water. Casey's head was burried in the refrigerator which was now empty.
"Now….HEY! WHAT IN THE HOLY NAME OF CRAP ARE YOU DOIN'!" Casey yelled as April pushed him inside the refrigerator and slammed the door behind her.
"Who wants to join him?" None of the turtles moved.
"Good, now you better listen to me, or else you'll be with him." All the turtles nodded obeyingly.
Eventually April let him out of the fridge.
'AAH! Tha's cold!" Casey exclaimed.
"Listen cotton candy for brains, if you want to stick around then your going to have to live under my rules." April snapped.
"All right fine, what do I hafta to do now?"
"You have to walk my dogs." April said handing him the twenty leashes. Casey gulped.
When he came back… "Those mangy mutts peed all over me!" Casey yelled.
"Then sleep outside! Your not coming in here!" Casey sighed.
The next morning after Casey took a shower… "All right now the next thing you have to do is cook breakfast."
"Oh that shouldn't be too hard."
April laughed. 'Yeah, right. Now write this down. Leolikeseggscookedniceandfreshwithsausageslightlyburnedandsometoast.RaphmayormaynoteatsojustgivehimReese'sPuffs.Donnywillhavechocolatepancakesandhomestylewaffles.Mikey,youcanjustgivehimsomepopsiclessincehecan'teatanythingelse. You got all that tough guy?"
Casey stared at her dumb founded. "I did not here a word you just said."
"Well too bad, I only say it once." April said flouncing out of the room. Casey stared down at the blank piece of paper. "I'm doomed."
At breakfast… "Was something burning?" Donny asked jumping into his seat. He was feeling much better, and Leo was feeling better also.
"No, the fire extinguisher fixed that. Here you go!" Casey said as he placed the plates on the table. They stared down at the plate. There was a frozen waffle, egg yoke, and blacker than black toast.
'Um, is this stuff actually edible?" Leo asked cautiously picking up the black toast which crumbled at his touch.
"Sure it is, the only hard part is getting the eggs to stay on your fork." Leo said. The turles' exchanged looks.
"I want April!" Donny whined after several attempts of stabbing the waffle with a fork.
"Hey! It's not easy cooking all this!" Casey replied defensively.
"You didn't cook anything! All you cooked was the toast and you can't even keep a toaster under control!" Leo exclaimed jumping up from his seat.
"I've lost my appetite." Raph said standing up.
"But breakfast is the most important meal of the day!" Casey whined. Raph threw his plate at him.
"Casey! You didn't even cook the waffles!" Donny screamed.
'That's because they're called frozen waffles bozo."
"Well Mikey can't eat this stuff! He has laryngitis! He can only eat cold stuff." Leo said.
Casey went over to the freezer and took out a fudgicle. Mikey took a bite out of it before spitting it out again. April walked in as Leo started yelling at Mikey.
"What the H…E double hockey sticks is going on in here!"
"Casey didn't cook all of the food and Mikey just spit out a fudgicle and he loves fudgicles!" Leo screamed hysterically. April used a fork to pick up the fudgicle and studied it closely. Then she screamed and dropped it.
"What?" Donny asked.
"That's a dead mouse!" Mikey covered his mouth and ran out of the room to go throw up.
'EW!"
'Well blame Casey, he brought them!"
"How was I supposed ta know?"
"And what about the food? Your supposed to cook it! And what happened to the special instructions I gave you?'
"How could I understand a word of that? Seriously how were you expectin' me to?" April glared at him. Then the turtles rejoiced when she cooked breakfast.
Around medicine time… "That's it! I quit! You're on your own!" Casey said saluting April and then stormed out of the lair with frazzled hair, a ripped outfit, and a medicine stained shirt.
"Amen! Amen!" April sang as the turtles started singing alleluia.
OK what did you think? R&R please! Also in your review please vote on who you think is the father of April's child? I'll let you know who it is in the next chapter. Here are the finalists:
Leo
Mikey
Raph
Donny
Casey
Don't forget to vote in your next review!
