OK here we go! This was a really tough decision and I was torn between two people. So I hope you don't mind my decision. If you don't, life goes on. Now on with chapter 6! Also thanks for the reviews I'm glad your all interested!
Dear Diary,
I am really ticked off with the turtles, I mean what else is new right? But this time they've really done it! I've sterilized myself, kept a far distance when I had to give them their medicine, and I still manage to get sick! And not just one virus, but four! And once I'm better I will make sure that I never baby sit for them again. I'll just tell Master Splinter that that is over my dead body!
In other news, I don't know how to tell this to Casey that I'm pregnant. I also have to find a way to break it to him easily that he's not the father. Then I'll have to plan a funeral if I can't break up the duel between the two of them.
"AUGH! MIKEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? GET AWAY FROM MY STUFF!" Leo yelled. April sighed. Duty calls.
I have to stop writing now. The turtles got into another death match again. Or at least they're about to. Also just so you know the father is Donny.
April sighed and stood up and went into the hall to find Leo screaming.
"Oh for cripe sake what is it now?" April snapped.
"M…M…M…Mikey's getting his voice back." Leo stuttered the fear of God on his face. April stared at him.
'Mikey say hi."
"H."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Leo screamed.
"Close enough. At least you made the H sound.'
Raph ran out. "Hey guess what? I think most of my flu is gone."
"Yeah and my strep throat is all cleared up." Donny replied cheerfully.
"Mikey's feeling better too." Leo bawled. The turtles stared at him and disbelief they knew that Mikey the Soundtrack would be back before they knew it.
"BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" All the turtles sobbed. April rolled her eyes.
"You guys are unbelievable! I mean who gives a crap! Now that you guys are feeling better I have to worry about you guys. I mean Master Splinter would probably blow a fuse if I up and left. And thanks to you four I got your germs so now I'm sick!" April snapped.
"I'm surprised that you wouldn't just get laryngitis, I mean after all you did do a lot of yelling. And your voice is pretty hoarse." Leo said. April shot him a death glare which gave Leo the signal to shut up.
"Yes which reminds me, you owe me so now you guys get to take care of me." April retorted.
"WHAT?"
"Oh stop exaggerating, it's not half as bad as taking care of the four of you."
Donny was about to protest but stopped himself. "She has a point there guys." All the turtles nodded in agreement.
"Wait a second so you guys all know that you annoying, loud, obnoxious, nit picking little Nazis when your sick?"
"Yuppers." Mikey croaked. All the turtles screamed in fright.
"Yeah Master Splinter has been telling us that since the day we learned how to talk."
April smacked her forehead. "one question before I whither up and die; are you guys always going to scream whenever Mikey talks?"
"Yup. Definitely.'
"Great." April replied sarcastically. Because April was so brain dead out of sickness she thought she had all ready told the turtles so she called Casey and let him know. Before he could even answer she hung up the phone and went straight to sleep.
About 15 minutes later the doorbell rang. Donny answered it.
"Oh hey Casey what's…"
"ARGH! BITE MY DUST YOU MORON!" Casey screamed lunging for Donny.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Donny gave out a girly scream taking off running for his life.
"WHAT IN THE HOLY NAME OF CRAP IS GOING ON OUT HERE?" Leo screeched coming out of the kitchen where Raph and him were attempting to glue Mikey's mouth shut with honey.
"APRIL'S MINE YOU HERE ME FREAK!" Casey asked jumping on top of Donny.
'What are you talking about? April's all your for all I care!" Donny asked.
"Oh yeah right, then why'd you have sex with her?"
"Daddy." Leo squeaked. Donny paled.
"How'd you know about that?"
"April called me today to tell me she's pregnant.
"Sweet mother of holy shit." Raph said coming up behind Leo. Leo was now holding on to the doorway for support.
"But…I didn't know anything about it."
"Oh yeah right as if you didn't know." Casey replied sarcastically.
"Well I knew about the sex part, but not the pregnant part."
'Ha! So you admit it you little slime ball!"
Flashback…
"April are you drunk?" Donny asked a few months back.
"Yeah, I guess, I don't know. Do you want to play a game?" Donny stared at her confused.
"Um okay, what's it called?"
"The stripper and the operator. You have to operate on me."
"What? April I really don't think that's appropriate. I mean your eight years older than me."
"So? I heard a sixty year old man married a twenty year old."
"Well I guess the age difference isn't that bad then, let's get busy." Donny said as April dragged him up the stairs.
End of Flash back.
"EW! I sat on that bed!" Leo cried.
"Well if it's any consideration, April was drunk, and I was a little bit too. So for all I know she could've thought I was Casey.
"No that's not really any consideration to me, so hold still while I pound you."
"Oh mommy no!"
"Donny we don't have a mom." Leo said.
"Oh shut up."
"Wha's go on?" Mikey croaked.
'It's not age appropriate for you ears." Raph said pushing him into the kitchen there was a loud crash. Leo rolled his eyes.
"Maybe it is. Mikey's what's sex?"
"I dunno."
"Never mind then forget I mentioned it."
"HEY! A LITTLE HELP HERE?" Donny screamed as Casey was half way through beating the crap out of him.
"Oh sorry Don." Leo and Raph yanked Casey off of him.
"About time!" Donny snapped.
"Casey why not if you go back to the insane asylum or something." Leo said pushing Casey out the door.
"Well I hope you've learned a valuable lesson from all this." Leo said folding his arms.
"Yeah, don't ever let Casey know that you had sex with his crush or else he'll pound the livin' daylights outta ya." Donny said trying to speak properly.
"No dingbat. Don't ever have unprotected sex again or else become a dead turtle by the wrath of Master Splinter." Raph snapped stalking away.
"OH SHELL!" Donny squeaked.
Well that was different. I hope you enjoyed this. For your information I will not be using any sexual terms like that again. So if this chapter bothered you in any way, don't worry there won't be any more chapters like it ever again. I was even surprised myself. I wasn't planning on having that in the chapter but oh well that's what happens I guess when an idea pops into my head at least. Any way please R&R and let me know about my decision and your opinion on this chapter. THANX! SMILIES : D
