Okey dokey! Here is Chapter 7! Also just to let you know each chapter is a month. So right now April is 7 months pregnant. I know that's kind of impossible to be sick for that long but this is my story. Anyway enjoy!
"I can't believe April's pregnant!" Donny exclaimed.
"I can't believe you slept with her." Raph muttered.
"Oh shut your trap!" Donny snapped.
"Hey! Don't you tell me to shut my trap!"
"I'll tell you what I want!"
"You better not!"
"Bring it on tough guy!"
'Guys?" April called from up the stairs.
'Yeah?" Leo asked.
"I just remembered that you guys have to go grocery shopping.'
"Why us?"
"Because I'm sick genius."
"Thank you." Donny said.
"That wasn't a compliment." April said through gritted teeth.
"Oh." Donny replied glumly.
"Well it can't be that hard." Leo said with a shrug. April smirked.
"OK fearless leader, try to defeat this. Do not spend over 500 dollars. Do not have Mikey ride in the cart or else your doomed. If you get overly frustrated don't yell at little old ladies asking for your help or else you'll get thrown out by security guards. Don't forget to buy some stuff for me and make a list first. And on top of all that do not buy any junk food or else I'll tear your heads off got it?'
Leo gaped at her. "Yes.' He squeaked.
"Good." April replied before disappearing inside her room.
At the grocery store….. "Yeah April went through a lot of hormones when we were sick." Donny said.
"It still hurts when it rains." Leo complained referring to his sore body when April attacked him with Donny's bo staff.
"Well I guess we should prepare to meet our doom by getting started." Raph said.
"Mikey! Get out of the cart!" Leo exclaimed.
"No." Mikey said sticking out his tongue.
"Oh yes very mature. No seriously get out of the cart."
"No." Leo grinded his teeth and stomped his foot.
"This disguise is hot." Donny complained.
"Fine! You want to know what stay in the cart then bozo! And what was with that random comment at the end?" Leo snapped whirling around to face Donny.
"What? It is."
Leo sighed and rubbed his temples. "Never mind let's get started. Donny give me the list." Donny stared at him dumb founded.
"I don't have the list I thought Raph was supposed to have it."
"Hey don't look at me I thought Mikey was!"
"I don't have it I thought it was Leo's job."
"You mean none of you wack bags made a list? Oh perfect!" Leo screamed.
"Hey come on Leo it can't be that bad." Donny said as they came to isle one.
(Theme music from JAWS plays as they look at the long isle full of shelves.)
"You were saying?" Leo replied sarcastically.
"Of all people I have to be stuck with you….again." Raph grumbled. Mikey crunched happily on a box of Cheez-Its.
"Mikey what are you doing? We haven't paid for that yet!" Raph exclaimed grabbing the box from Mikey.
'What's the point we're just going to buy it anyway." Mikey replied with a shrug. Raph glowered at him.
"That's it let's go find Leo I can't take this anymore."
"Where is Leo anyway?" Mikey asked.
Raph froze. For once that dipstick had a point, they had no idea where Leo was! They were lost!
"We're lost aren't we?"
"No." Raph replied quickly.
"OK where's Leo and Donny then?"
"I don't know."
"HA! So we ARE lost. Wait a minute…..Oh crap we're lost! We'll die out here!"
"Mikey will you just…."
"…..And on top of all that I have to be stuck with you!"
"Now wait just a minute." Raph said.
"Excuse me sir could you help me reach that tomato soup can up there?"
"LOOK LADY I HAVE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO WORRRY ABOUT THAN HELPING YOU GET A STUPID TOMATO SOUP CAN!"
"Oh! What horrible manners! How rude! HELP! POLICE! POLICE!"
"Ow! Hey stop hitting me with your purse you senile old lady!"
"Oh that does it." The old lady said rolling up her sleeves.
"Uh oh."
Down another isle…. "Hey Leo do you hear screaming?" Donny asked.
"Yeah it sounds like… RAPH!" Leo exclaimed as Raph ran by him screaming.
"LEO THANK GOD! OW! YOU HAVE TO! OW! HELP ME!" Raphyelled as he got beaten by an old lady with a purse while being chased by two security guards.
"Do you know who this man is?" One of the security guards asked.
"No we haven't seen him before in our whole lives." Donny said quickly.
"Uh what he said."
"OK then." The security guard said continuing his chase after Raphael.
Back at the lair…. "You didn't listen to a word I said did you?" April croaked as the turtles came in.
The turtles shook their heads no. Donny had egg yoke all over his head, Mikey looked like he had been on a spinning tea cup ride, Raph had a whole bunch of bruises and black and blue marks all over him, and Leo had a wheel barrel full of grocery bags.
"We also got thrown out of the grocery store for violation of the super market code of peace." Donny stuttered.
"All right it is now official that I am never letting you go grocer shopping ag…" April trailed off as she lost her voice to laryngitis. The final virus had finally come.
"Please get better like right now!" Mikey exclaimed throwing his arms around April's legs. "I'm too young to die!"
"Speaking of young we have to talk." Donny said.
OK that was a lame cliffhanger, but anyway how do you think Donny's going to tell April that he knows that she's pregnant?" R&R to find out! Also I do not own any of the things I mentioned in the story.
