Chapter 14
Guys and Dolls
Unfortunately Harry was right about Ron. Not two seconds after he finished that thought Ron came storming over.
"WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING HARRY POTTER!" Ron yelled his face red with anger.
"I, um" was all that Harry could manage.
"WHY WERE YOU SNOGGING MY SISTER?"
Before Harry could come up with a answer Ginny came backstage just having finished her number.
"He didn't kiss me Ronald, I kissed him" Ginny said angrily.
"what!"
"You heard me Ron" she spat at him.
"your bloody crazy, the lot of you!"
Ron and Dean then went on stage to sing. Ron couldn't help but sing it with feeling.
"What's playing at the Roxy?
I'll tell you what's playing at the Roxy.
A picture about a Minnesota man so in love with a Mississippi girl,
That he sacrifices everything, and moves all the way to Biloxi.
That's what's playing at the Roxy!"
Dean then sang
"What's in the Daily News?
I'll tell you what's in the daily news.
A story about a guy who bought his wife a small ruby,
With what otherwise would have been his union dues.
That's what's in the daily news."
Ron then added
"What's happenin' all over?
I'll tell you what's happenin' all over.
Guys sittin' home by a television set,
Who once used to be somethin' of a Rover.
That's what's happenin' all over."
Together they sing
"Love is the thing that has licked 'em
And it looks like Nathan's just another victim."
Ron then sang getting totally into character
"Yes, sir, when you see a guy, reach for stars in the sky,
You can bet that he's doing it for some doll."
"When you spot a John waiting out in the rain,
Chances are he's insane, as only a John can be for a Jane." Sang Dean.
"When you meet a gent, paying all kinds of rent,
For a flat that could flatten the Taj Mahal" Ron sang.
"Call it sad, call it funny, but it's better than even money,
That the guy's only doing it for some doll." They both sang moving around the stage.
"When you see a Joe, saving half of his dough,
You can bet there'll be mink in it for some doll." Sang Dean.
"When a bum buys wine like a bum can't afford,
It's a cinch that the bum is under the thumb of some little broad" sang Ron
"When you meet a mug, lately out of the jug,
And he's still liftin' platinum, fol-de-rol"
"Call it hell, call it heaven,
It's a probable twelve to seven
That the guy's only doing it for some doll." They both sang facing each other.
"When you see a sport, and his cash has run short,
Make a bet that he's banking it with some doll."
"When a guy wears tail with the front gleaming white,
Who the hell do you think he's tickling pink on Saturday night."
"When a lazy slob, takes a good steady job,
And he smells from Vitalis and Barbasol"
"Call it dumb, call it clever, ah, but you can give odds forever,
That the guy's only doing it for some doll,
Some doll, some doll,
The guy's only doing it for some doll!" they both sang throwing their hands up in the air.
