"Why hello Miss! Yes, I am feeling rather happy today. Thank you. You don't look so happy though, is something wrong at home? Do you want to talk about it? Ahhh! Please Miss! I'm standing right here! I can tell that this is a job for a physciatrist but hey, I'm only a student. What? Oh yes! The English Mock! I heard that was really quite something. I wish I had stayed for all of it... What! I was too there! Albeit it was only for a few moments but still. You don't believe me! Do you want to know what really happened? Well I'll tell you anyways...

"I was in the 'B' line outside the sports hall, ready for my exam like anything. By the way, Tim really can belch. And sniff... Ugh. Anyways, we went in and I got the normal butterflies in my stomach. You know, Shelia, Aysha and Tom? Oh. I'll have to introduce you sometime. As I was saying, I went in and sat down at my desk, ready for action when all of a sudden, I heard the Phantom of the Opera theme music! You know, the one that goes, DUH... DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH...DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH... yikes! Okay! I understand that you've seen it! Yeesh! So I was hearing this music right and all of a sudden, Erik, that's the Phantom, swings down from the ceiling and grabs me! It's really cool to be lifted up like that, but not so when you hit your knee on the desk. He took me and we landed on a ledge near the ceiling.

"'Erik!' I screamed at him as he lead me down this really cool trap door in the wall. No. I don't think you'll find it. It's way too camouflaged to be seen. Believe me, I've tried.

"Anyways, I'm running down this passage way and I'm yelling at him to take me back because I just HAVE to do this English exam. And believe me, I had been sooooo excited to do it! What? Oh yeah. Never start a sentance with 'and' I know! So I'm running, and yelling at him to stop. He turns around and says,

"'I can't stop now, I've got troubles of my own. But I need someone to play Sing Star with! Sing Star, the hot new game for Playstation.' He then started laughing really crazy like and he really freaked me out.

"We finally got to his pad and he then tied me to a chair, duct taped the microphone to my blazer and then we started to play it non-stop! I only got out last night Miss! Honestly! I know it sounds crazy but it's true. And that's how I missed my English exam. OH. Sorry Miss, I can't go to detention. Why not? Well, as punishment for beating him so many times on Battle mode, I have to go to his place everyday after school to clean out his pool. I don't think he would understand. I hear he's a fan of the Punjab lasso Miss. Oh. Well, I'll talk to you later! The bell's just gone!