Hi peoples : ) Here is Chapter 11!
It had been about three weeks since Faith had been born. It was still hard to cope. Take this morning for instance….
"Hey Raph." April said as the red clad turtle entered the kitchen. All she got was a grunt and he reached out and grabbed a glass of milk. Raph sipped the milk carefully.
"Raph you do know that's breast milk right?" Raph sent the milk spraying everywhere. Faith giggled.
Mikey was the next victim.
"Mikey could you watch Faith for a second? I have to go wake Don up." April said.
'No problem April."
"OW! OW! OW!" Mikey screamed. Donny and April raced down the stairs.
"What is it?"
"What do you ink? E's puing my ose!" Mikey exclaimed. April stifled a laugh and pried Faith's fingers loose.
Leo and Raph had entered the kitchen due to all the commotion.
"Oh good your all here. Donny and I have a very important announcement to make." April said.
"Make it fast the game's about to start." Raph grumbled.
April glared at him. "Donny and I are engaged." The three turtles all seemed to have froze.
"I'm sorry I must have heard wrong, did you say you were engaged?" Leo asked.
"You heard correctly."
"Oy." Leo said.
"Which reminds me you can't watch the game because you promised to baby sit Faith today."
All the guys groaned.
The three brothers were home to watch over Faith. As soon as they had left Faith started crying.
'Oh lovely. This is starting out to be just peachy." Raph replied sarcastically.
"Uh well she likes songs." Leo offered.
"WHAT? No absolutely not! I am not singing to a baby!" Raph said.
"Little bunny fu fu hopping through the forest, scooping up the field mice and bopping them off the head." Raph sang.
"With feeling Raph!"
"I'll show you feeling shell for brains." Raph replied sarcastically to his orange clad brother.
"This is no use she still won't stop crying. Maybe she's hungry." Leo said.
"EW!" Mikey exclaimed.
Leo rolled his eyes. 'Mikey you don't have breasts so none of us have to breast feed her." Mikey sighed in relief.
"OK so how do we do this again?" Raph asked a few minutes later in the kitchen.
'We heat the milk up so that it's warm but not too warm to give Faith. We just drip a little bit of it onto our wrist to tell if it's hot enough." Leo said.
"So do I try it now?"
"Go ahead Raph."
"AAAA! SON OF A BITCH! HOLY SHIT! AAAAAAAAA! THAT HURT LIKE HELL! OH OW!" Raph thundered holding his sore wrist.
"Obviously it was too hot.' Leo said sarcastically.
"Great Faith will grow up to be the cursing queen."
"Hey shut your trap Mike that really hurt."
"I noticed." Mike replied sarcastically.
Two more hours later…… "So when did they say they were going to be back again?" Leo asked holding Faith. Faith had managed to throw a fit and spill milk all over the place causing Raph to burn his hand on the stove top which led to an hour and a half of cleaning up.
"Only four more hours and eighteen years to go." Mikey said. The three brothers groaned.
"I'm not even the dad and I'm not looking forward to this." Leo said shaking his head.
"Hey Leo having a baby in the family might be fun." Mikey said.
Blurp!
Leo's eyes narrowed as his whole shoulder was covered in spit up.
"OK so maybe it might not be fun for you but it'll be fun for me." Mikey said triumphantly.
"OW! OW!" Mikey cried as he got a smack upside the head from both of his brothers.
Four hours later…. "Hey guys we're home and we all ready have half of the wedding planned out." April said excitedly.
'Yippee Ki Oh Ki Ay." Leo replied sarcastically handing over Faith.
"From now on we're calling you general." Mike said walking past April.
"What the heck happened to the living room, the kitchen and the bathroom? What did somebody take a crap in here and completely miss the toilet!" April screamed.
The turtles winced.
"GUYS!" April screamed. The three brothers took off running for their ever loving lives. If they couldn't survive with her being their friend, how were they going to survive her being their sister in law?
Sorry for the coarse language, R&R please!
