Hi thanks for the reviews here's chapter 12!

"OK so do you guys understand now why you can not hold a three week old baby over the toilet and hope that she makes it?" April asked once finishing a long lecture with the turtles.

"Yes April." All of the turtles chimed in.

"Very good. Now you guys are going to help me plan the rest of the wedding won't that be fun?"

"……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………"

"Oh come on guys!" April said in exasperation.

Donny came down the stairs. "What?"

"Donny tell April that we can't help plan her wedding."

"I just live here." Donny said spinning on his heel and racing up the stairs.

"Well I suppose you don't want to find out who's going to be the best man then."

"DONNY GET BACK HERE!"

"April why'd you mention that?"

"Because I love to torture you."

"But I told you in the car that I don't know yet. Besides you took Master Splinter away so I couldn't take the easy way out."

April got a grim look on her face.

"Never mind, I'll talk to them."

Once April was gone….. "OK here's the deal I haven't decided who's it going to be yet but I can't have April know because she'll kill me. I'm leaning towards Leo though."

"What? Why?"

"Because he's the only smart one who can think of a speech. Geez seriously."

"But that's not fair."

"You guys can be the grooms' men."

"But…But……Kill Leo!"

"Die!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

"Why in the holy name of crap was I cursed with three brothers? Why are you screwing with me lord? You've been screwing with me a lot lately." Donny said up to the sky.

"What is going on down here?" Master Splinter yelled from the doorway.

"Master Splinter you're home unexpectedly…..Again." Donny said nervously.

'Oh Master Splinter you're home! You have to see the ring Donny bought me!" April exclaimed racing down the stairs.

"Ring?"

"APRIL!"

"What?"

"WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

"What in the world?'

"Sensei….."

"…Splinter…."

"…Donatello…..'

"…..Leo….."

"…..What?"

"Help.'

"Why?"

"WILL EVERBODY SHUT UP YOUR MAKING MY HEAD SPIN!" Mikey screamed. They all stared at him.

"How much was this ring?"

"$1,000,000.00. The wedding bands were less expensive."

"Wedding bands?"

"Oh yes. Donny and I are engaged."

"Ms. O'Neill your stomach is flat again."

"Oh yes how could I have forgotten?" April raced up the stairs and came down with Faith.

'This is your grand daughter Faith April O'Neill."

Master Splinter had mixed emotions as he carefully held Faith. Once returning her he turned to Donny."

"Donatello I am very proud of you….."

"…Thank you sensei."

'I wasn't finished. I am very proud of you my BIG FAT STUPID IDIOT OF A SON WHO GOT A WOMAN EIGHT YEARS OLDER THEN HIM PREGNANT AND SPENT 1 MILLON FREAKIN BUCKS ON A RING. MICHELANGELO IS SUPPOSED TO MAKE ALL THE STUPID MISTAKES! YOU'RE THE SMART ONE IN THIS FAMILY AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENED!" Master Splinter thundered.

Donny winced.

"Hey was that supposed to be an insult?"

Master Splinter went over and pulled Mikey's bandana strings hard.

'OW! OW! ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT! I GET IT I SURRENDER!" Mikey screamed.

"This isn't turning out to be such a good idea." Donny said. April nodded her head in agreement.

"OH SURE YOU THINK OF THAT NOW!" Master Splinter thundered.

"I'm doomed."

"GOT THAT RIGHT!" Master Splinter yelled again.

R&R