Ian confusion
Disclaimer: I own no one.
"Excuse me?" asked Thernardier.
"Huh?" Jean Valjean said, heaving under Marius' massive weight. (Ok, so Marius wasn't fat at all, but Jean Valjean was nearly 70, so give the feller a break.) "Who are you?"
"I'm, I'm Bilbo Baggins." Thernardier replied.
"Grag, grag, my love is gone to sea…." Marius muttered.
"What?" Valjean exclaimed, "Your M. Thernardier. I know no Bilbo!"
"Where's Gandalf?" Thernardier questioned.
"Grag, grag, if it kills I will surround my self with four stone walls…" Marius continued.
"Is that Gollum creature about?" Thernardier asked, worriedly.
"Tolkien-ite." Marius groaned.
"Frodo doesn't know yet…." Thernardier whispered.
"What the bloody heck are you talking about?" Valjean demanded.
"Hobbit." Marius moaned.
"Yes. I'm a hobbit." Thernardier stated.
"Ok, either you're insane or I am!" Valjean grumbled, rushing away from the very confused personage.
"Wait!" Thernardier cried, "Have a smoke!"
A hobbit walked up.
"Hi!" Thernardier said, "I'm Bilbo."
"Master of the house! Keeper of the zoo!" Bilbo sang.
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