Title: Very... Weird?
Author: MajinSakuko
E-Mail: MajinSakukoyahoo.de
Beta-Reader: JamesMarsters15
Disclaimer: I own nothing, JKR everything else
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing/Main-Chara: SS/RL
Rating: PG
Genre/s: Romance (Slash), Humour
Summary: Severus is acting very weird, and Remus decides to get to the bottom of it.
A/N: three Drabbles
Inspired by an Edel/Starck fic my sister has been telling me about.


Severus was acting pretty strange, Remus thought the other day at breakfast, watching Severus observing him with a raised brow. Severus scribbled away furiously, and when he caught Remus watching him, he hid the clipboard beneath his plate with scrambled eggs, acting unconvincingly innocent.

Remus shook his head, frowning, and took a bite of his chocolate chip muffin, writing Severus' behaviour off to too much potion fumes. When he tried to finish his tea, though, Remus was attacked by his cup, the china handle tightening around his index finger.

Severus hastily scribbled something down on his clipboard.

Pretty strange, indeed.

Severus was acting very weird, Remus thought later in the hallway. He kept dashing from shadow to shadow, seemingly convinced that he was more surreptitious than Muggle 007 – which he wasn't. When Remus tried to open the door to the teachers' room, he got stuck on the knob. Thankfully, Severus was to the rescue, unsticking Remus' hand. He didn't le go, though, but measured Remus' finger.

"What are you doing?" Remus asked.

"I still need a few ingredients for a new potion," Severus muttered.

"Not my finger!" Remus cried, ripping his hand back.

"It's too short, anyway."

Very weird, indeed.

Severus was acting kind of funny, Remus thought, lying in bed. His lover brought him a midnight snack – chocolate chip muffins – his favourites.

"So considerate?" Remus teased, taking a large bite. "Why, thank you!"

Severus raised a brow. "It's solely for egoistical reasons, rest assured."

Remus grinned with his mouthful of muffin, then choked, and then spit out a thin golden band. An engagement ring.

"What's that?" Remus asked in shock.

"That's kind of obvious, isn't it?" Severus said sardonically.

Remus couldn't help the laugh as he threw himself at his lover, smothering him with kisses.

Kind of funny, indeed.