A/N: Shadow-wind auror-san, thank you so much for the review! Will Hisoka attack Machi? Um...I don't think so; he'll probably try to molest her or something because of that dress. Will the Zaoldyick family go crazy when they see Killua? Just find out.

Summary! Last chapter was all about what happened backstage. Everyone laughed at Killua in his cute girly dress, then laughed at half-naked Nobunaga. And then they were stunned to see Machi in her dress! Pakunoda did well. What will be the reaction of Kikyou when she sees her look-alike? Will Hisoka ever stop dropping stink bombs? What will he do to Machi? How will the Zaoldyick family react when they see Killua? Will Shizuku ever have long-term memory? Read and find out!

Kurapica entered backstage, "5 minutes everyone!"

Again, everyone was in a panic, but they managed to hide themselves as Hisoka raised the curtain and the last of the stink bombs' vile odor spread through the crowd.

Old lord Capulet (Franklin) had held a grand feast. Since Rosaline was there, Benvolio (Phinx) persuaded Shalnark (Romeo) to go despite the danger of being a Montague. They decided that he would wear a mask. All in all, he looked…well, charming.

"That would show you that Rosaline is a crow compared to the swans of Verona," Phinx said sarcastically.

And then there was Rosaline, or should I say Killua walking across the 'hall', reddening every moment.

The audience was suddenly deadly quiet. You could hear a pin falling.

Chairman Netero and the rest of the hunters who gave the exams had their mouths open. They just couldn't believe that the kid who almost passed the Hunter Exam would wear something like this!

Gon and Killua's nen master and his student were just dumbfounded.

"I-Is that Killua?"

The Zaoldyick family couldn't believe their eyes. Silva's dad had a heart attack. Kikyou fainted. All of Illumi's pins fell. Killua's fat brother, who was eating a chicken leg, had his mouth open, the chicken leg lay forgotten on the ground. Silva could only close his eyes, thinking that the horrible scene would go away.

Meanwhile, Killua's sister had a different reaction, "He looks cute in that dress."

The rest of the family stared at her.

Poor Killua was mortified; everyone was dumfounded, laughing or just marveled at thinking how cute he looked in the dress.

By that time, Shalnark had remembered what to do and saw Machi. He uttered words of adoration of such beauty that Machi genuinely blushed. Pakunoda couldn't believe that Shalnark was such a good actor. He held her hand, calling it a shrine, which if he had desecrated by touching it, he was a blushing pilgrim and would kiss it for forgiveness.

Machi answered him, "Good pilgrim, your devotion is just too much mannerly and courtly: saints have hands you know, which pilgrims can touch but they cannot kiss it."

"Ah, but isn't it that saints and pilgrims have lips as well?" Shalnark asked playfully

"Yes, lips that they must use in prayer." Machi answered firmly

"Then my dear saint," he held her hand close to his lips, "hear my prayer and grant it so that I may not despair."

That was a part of the play where Romeo first met Juliet. But the most famous part of the play was yet to come. Machi was already in the terrace.

"Ah me!" she said, not too enthusiastic with her role

Shalnark on the other hand, was doing far too well, "O speak again bright angel, for such you appear being over my head like a winged messenger from heaven whom mortals fall back to gaze upon."

Machi took a deep breath, here goes nothing, she thought, "Oh Sha-" she paused suddenly, "Oh Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?" This is ridiculous, she thought, "Deny thy father and refuse thy name, for my sake; or if thou wilt not be but my sworn love, then I shall no longer be a Capulet."

Shalnark spoke, and Machi was alarmed to hear someone, and only to find Romeo, bade him warning of peril.

"Alack, there is more peril in your eye than twenty of their swords," Shalnark stopped suddenly, "Um…"

"Oh no…" Kurapica muttered

Pakunoda shrugged, "He forgot his line. I knew he was hanging out too much with Shizuku."

Just as Shalnark was about to be humiliated, there was a chilling laugh in the air. Everyone was looking where the sound came from. All of a sudden, a guy in an old English jester costume was in the stage.

"Hisoka!" Machi yelled, "What are you doing here?"

The clown giggled, "I'm Romeo."

Machi was silenced.

"But I'm Romeo!" Shalnark said

"I'm Romeo."

"No I am!"

"No, I'm Romeo!" Ubogin suddenly appeared with his sword

"You're Tybalt, stupid!" Machi yelled

"Oh yeah," Ubogin said

Then Nobunaga and Phinx entered the scene, "Tybalt! Let's fight!"

Machi slapped her forehead, "Not now, you idiot."

Feitan came in, "Hey, what's going on?"

"Guys, will you get out of the stage?" Killua yelled as he entered still wearing the pink dress

Seven people were now in the stage save for Machi who was at the terrace. All seven were staring intently at each other, preparing for a fight.

"We're doomed," Kurapica muttered

"I knew this was a stupid idea." Machi whispered

A/N: Ooohh…cliffhanger! Too bad, the play was about to be ruined. Klappy-kun, thanks for the review! I appreciate it so much! So…will the play ever be continued? What will happen to poor Machi? Will the Zaoldyick family still accept Killua in the family? When will the people in this fic stop leaving their mouths open? Will Shalnark remember his lines? Can Shizuku have a long-term memory? Who is the real Romeo? Who will kiss Machi? Find out!