A/N: Klappy-kun, tailgundams, thank you for the reviews! Now, get ready for the final act!

Update: Seven people are in the stage. One forgot his lines, one is claiming to be Romeo, one got his roles mixed up, two got the scenes wrong, one's clueless and one looks like a girl. What will happen now?

"I knew this was a stupid idea." Machi muttered

The seven: Shalnark, Hisoka, Nobunaga, Phinx, Feitan, Ubogin and Killua were all staring at each other, prepared for a fight.

Nobunaga was about to draw his sword when there was a scream.

"Wait!"

They all looked up and saw Gon posed to jump off the catwalk.

"Gon!" Killua yelled, "What are you doing?"

Gon then jumped off. Neon screamed; Senritsu had her ears damaged. Anyway, Gon used his nen to land safely.

"Gon," Killua repeated, "What are you doing?"

"The prince is here!" Gon exclaimed

"What?" Leorio said as he stomped to the stage, "What are you talking about?"

Gon raised his hand, "The prince says that no bloodshed is allowed in Verona."

Ubogin complained, "But we have a fight scene!"

"You do," Gon answered

"This is getting confusing." Phinx said

"You're going to fight using paper-rock-scissors!" Gon said happily

Everyone was silent.

"What? You mean we're going to throw paper, rock or scissors?" Phinx said innocently

"No you idiot, the game." Killua muttered

"What did you say?" Phinx said angrily

Gon butted in, "Whoever wins gets to be Romeo!"

"But we don't want to be Romeo!" Nobunaga, Phinx, Killua and Feitan said simultaneously

Nobunaga turned to leave, "I'm not doing this stupid thing."

"Yes you will," Leorio said, "The prince says so."

The samurai turned to Leorio, "You're no prince, you're just a perverted jackass."

"Say what?" Leorio said, withdrawing his pocket knife

"Bring it on." Nobunaga said, his stance ready

"You will do the game Mercutio," a mysterious voice said

Nobunaga looked around for the voice, "Says who?"

"The king."

"There's no king in the play." Feitan said

"Yes there is," the mysterious guy revealed himself to be….

"Danchou!" the Spiders exclaimed, "What are you doing here?"

Kuroro shrugged, "I'm in the play."

"You're not on the cast!" Kurapica yelled, his red eyes showing

Kuroro showed a small smile, "Oh I 'convinced' the original director that I should be in the play."

And so, Gon arranged them by pairs for the paper-rock-scissors game. The pairs were: Nobunaga and Ubogin, Phinx and Feitan, Shalnark and Killua. Hisoka was to be the bye for Nobunaga and Ubogin.

First round:

Ubogin won against Nobunaga since he had sharp instincts

Feitan won against Phinx

Killua won against Shalnark since he was ace at this game

"Thank God that was done with," Nobunaga muttered

Second round:

Ubogin won over Hisoka, much to everyone's surprise!

"H-Hisoka lost?" Phinx said in disbelief

Anyway, Feitan won over Killua.

"I lost?" Killua said in disbelief, "I can't believe it!"

"B-But I don't want to be Romeo!" Feitan whined

"Looks like your good luck is plenty today," Phinx commented

"You mean my bad luck." Feitan moaned

Third round:

Everyone was waiting in suspense. It was going to be a best of three.

"Paper, rock, scissors!"

Ubogin had scissors, Feitan had rock. Feitan won that round.

"Paper, rock, scissors!"

Ubogin threw another scissors, Feitan showed paper. Ubogin won the round.

They were tied up.

Everyone was still in suspense.

The audience didn't move an inch, save for Neon who was clutching Senritsu like a teddy bear and swaying nervously.

"Let me go!" Senritsu said

"Paper, rock, scissors!"

Feitan had scissors, Ubogin had…

"A pin?" Gon asked looking at Ubogin's straight pointing finger; "Is that legal?"

"I don't think so." Leorio said, "Again."

"Paper, rock scissors!"

Feitan had rock, Ubogin had rock as well.

"I can't stand the tension!" Killua said

"Sorry, no toilets here." Shalnark said

"I don't mean that!" Killua shouted

"Paper, rock, scissors!"

Ubogin had scissors while Feitan had rock. Feitan won.

"I lost?" Ubogin cried in disbelief

"I won?" Feitan cried in dismay, "But I don't want to kiss Machi!"

Everyone now stared up the terrace where Machi had her back to them, probably couldn't believe that Feitan would actually kiss her. Hisoka was nowhere to be seen.

A/N: Cliffhanger…again! What would happen now? Will Feitan kiss Machi? Where is Hisoka? Why does Feitan have plenty of good luck….or bad luck? How did Killua and Ubogin lose? When will Shizuku have long-term memory? Why can't I answer this question? Find out!