A/N: Shadow-wind auror, he he…thank you very much! Will Feitan kiss Machi? I won't tell, just find out!

Update: Gon has this idea to settle the tension between 7 people. Danchou suddenly appears and Feitan gets to be the new Romeo!

So Feitan got to be the new Romeo. He did the part well, better than Shalnark actually. Several girls screamed and fainted. Most of them were drowning in their own saliva because Feitan looked so damn good. Shalnark was pouting at first but when he realized he wasn't going to kiss Machi anymore, he happily resigned to the role of Paris, which was Feitan's original role.

Hisoka was still nowhere to be seen.

After the contest of who would be Romeo, they executed the fight scene where Ubogin would fight Feitan and Nobunaga. Ubogin 'killed' Nobunaga and then Feitan 'killed' Ubogin. Actually, Feitan would've really killed Ubogin with his killer nature if he wasn't dragged down the stage by the obsessed fans.

Meanwhile, backstage, Pakunoda was comfortably stretched in a sofa smoking a cigarette at the catwalk.

"Hey Paku-san," Shizuku called out

Pakunoda took a long drag at the cigarette, "Yeah?"

"What are you doing there?" she asked

"I'm the new propsman…er, propswoman," Paku answered, "Where is that damn Hisoka?"

"How did you get that sofa up there?" Shizuku asked again

"Hisoka had brought it up here when he was propsman." Paku answered

Finally the time had come for the last act!

Kurapica was hurrying everyone, "Machi! Feitan! Shalnark! Places, people!"

Everyone panicked, and Killua tripped on a wire.

"Stupid 3-inch heels," Killua muttered as he stood up, one heel broken so he had the image of limping.

The rest who weren't in the scene laughed at Killua.

Shizuku was looking for the bathroom and opened one door. It was the broom closet. She was surprised to see Machi there, her hands and feet bound and her mouth gagged. Instead of the gown, she wore a grubby brown robe.

"Machi?"

The curtain was raised. The scene was the Capulet's tombs where Machi was lying down, her face covered. Feitan was acting superbly, but he was a bit curious that Machi got taller. Anyway, Shalnark entered the scene, they fought, and Shalnark was 'killed'.

Feitan was supposed to kiss Machi now so he opened the veil. Then his blood went cold as he stared at Juliet.

"HISOKA?"

Hisoka, dressed as Juliet sat up, giggling. Remember, it was the dress that Pakunoda had designed herself.

Feitan was frozen still. Backstage, everyone was peeping out of the curtain had their mouths open.

Chairman Netero had his eyes wide open; he couldn't believe that the jester would actually wear a dress, a sexy dress at that.

Illumi couldn't believe his eyes. He was surprised at Killua wearing a dress. But Hisoka wearing a dress? He couldn't stand the pressure so he fainted.

Killua's sister said, "He has nice legs."

Neon had her eyebrows raised, holding a knocked out Senritsu, probably from suffocation since Neon was clutching her so tightly. Neon asked in no one in particular, "Is he gay?"

Machi stomped into the stage, freed of her bonds but was still wearing the robe, "Hisoka! What do you think are you doing?"

"Yeah," Shalnark said as he raised his head, "Why are you wearing Machi's dress?"

Hisoka giggled, "I changed my mind, I don't want to be Romeo anymore. I want to be Juliet!"

Feitan was still frozen still; he couldn't believe that he almost kissed Hisoka!

"Hisoka you're a guy!" Machi yelled, "Juliet is a girl!"

"So what?" Hisoka said

Machi screamed in frustration.

Gon asked in the background, "So…who will kiss who?"

Hisoka smiled at Shalnark, who immediately pretended to be unconscious.

Then Hisoka winked at the frozen Feitan. The small assassin couldn't stand the nightmare of kissing Hisoka so he fainted.

There was only one person left.

"No, I will not kiss you!" Machi yelled

Hisoka smiled his weird smile as he stepped forward.

Machi stepped back, "I said no!"

Hisoka uttered his small smile as he stepped forward.

Machi took a step back as she tried to hang Hisoka using her threads but he cut through all of them using his cards.

Hisoka took another step forward.

Machi took a step back and had her back on the wall; she stared at him, panicked.

Hisoka then held her face and kissed her.

The people backstage went, "WHHAAATTTT?"

Pakunoda dropped the cigarette.

Feitan's blood went cold again.

Shalnark thought, Poor Machi.

Neon screamed in the highest pitch possible that the headlights shattered and Senritsu had her ear drums permanently damaged.

Illumi, who had woken up again saw Hisoka kiss Machi and fainted again.

As the curtain fell down, everyone gave a standing ovation and cheered.

When the curtain closed, Hisoka let go of Machi.

"Did I do well?" Hisoka giggled.

Machi pointed a finger at him, "Don't ever do that again!"

Well, it was a stage kiss where Hisoka's thumb was on Machi's lips and Hisoka's lips only brushed his own thumb.

"Don't you think we should do the real thing?" Hisoka winked

"Never!"

That was pretty much the end of the play, and the end of their acting career. Whether they had the reconnaissance, I do not know. This fic was just all about the play. I know they would never do something like this again.

The End

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