I am proud to announce that I am finally finished with the second chapter of Konoha's New Teacher. Granted, three days isn't exactly long, but with as often as I got interrupted while writing this chapter, it felt like forever.

Hope you enjoy…I must say, it's all pretty random, for the most part, but still funny, or at least, I think so. Anyways, hope you like!

(Disclaimer: I do NOT own Naruto. Enough said.)

Konoha's New Teacher

Chapter 2: First Morning of Training

Naruto woke up bright and early, 4:00 in the morning to be exact. He was just so excited about teaching Jiraiya sexy no jutsu that he couldn't sleep any longer, even if he was a little disturbed by the whole thing. After all, it wasn't everyday that a fifty-year-old man asked Naruto to teach him sexy no jutsu. Of course, it wasn't as if anyone else ever asked him to teach them any other jutsu, either. So, needless to say, Naruto was very eager to help out the old, perverted Sennin.

Ten minutes after waking up, Naruto was already in front of Ichiraku Ramen, waiting for Jiraiya. It was a shame ramen wasn't served this early in the morning because his stomach was growling so loud he was sure he'd wake all of Konoha. "I really should have grabbed something to eat before leaving home," Naruto moaned.

It was at this moment that Kakashi, Sasuke, and Sakura came walking up the street. "Yo! Good morning, Naruto," said Kakashi, waving at Naruto. "You all set for the mission this morning?"

"Mission?" What mission?" Naruto looked from Kakashi to Sasuke, then Sasuke to Sakura, and finally back to Kakashi, who had taken a seat next to Naruto and opened his book.

"What mission? Can you really be that big of an idiot, Naruto?" Sakura yelled. "Do you not remember Kakashi saying that we would be going out for a mission this morning? He said so yesterday, just before you went off to stuff yourself with ramen."

"Uh…" was all Naruto managed to say, trying to think back to yesterday.

"Your such a moron," sighed Sasuke. 'How did I manage to get stuck on a team with such an idiot?' Sasuke thought to himself. No matter how often he thought about it, he still was unable to make sense of it.

"Well, um…I guess it slipped my mind when I agreed to help Jiraiya out," Naruto finally said after awhile.

"Eh?" Kakashi looked up from his book.

"Since when does someone as experienced as Jiraiya need help from someone as dimwitted as you?" Sakura huffed, putting her fists on her hips. She had decided to keep her fists to herself, though Inner Sakura had started screaming 'Pound him! Pound him!'

"Jiraiya asked a moron like you for help?" Sasuke said, raising an eyebrow. "What does he need help with? Stuffing his face with ramen?" Sasuke really didn't care that he sounded quite harsh. As a matter of fact, he felt that he had that right, considering he couldn't understand how Jiraiya could ask Naruto, of all people, for help before coming to Sasuke. Of course, he also felt that he shouldn't make it obvious as to how jealous he really was of Naruto, and he felt he had done a good job of covering it up.

"For your information," Naruto replied, "Jiraiya has asked me to teach him a jutsu that only I can teach him." Naruto looked rather smug, especially when he saw the look on Sasuke's face. He had to admit, making Sasuke angry felt great. It would only serve to better humiliate Sasuke the day he, Naruto, defeated him.

"What jutsu could Jiraiya have asked you to teach him?" Sakura asked, still glaring at Naruto while Inner Sakura continued to scream 'Pound him! Pound him!'

"Sexy no jutsu." Naruto said, attempting to look as if it was a serious matter, which took quite a bit of effort.

Kakashi stood up, closed his book, and waked away, shaking his head and sighing. "I don't even want to know…"

"Well, that explains it all…" was all Sasuke could say as he turned around and followed after Kakashi.

Thwack! "You're such a little pervert!" Sakura yelled, not caring that the people who had just come outside to start their day were staring as they walked by.

All Naruto could do was sit there and stare as Sakura huffed and walked off. 'What's her problem?' Naruto thought, still not understanding why girls always got upset whenever he mentioned sexy no jutsu.

After a minute or so of staring at the spot where Sakura had been standing, Naruto turned back around and went back to thinking about his stomach. "Why can't they serve ramen twenty-four hours a day?" moaned Naruto, who was now clutching his stomach, trying to get it to quiet down.

"Because you'd never leave," came a voice from behind Naruto. He turned around to find Shikamaru standing behind him. "Mind if I sit there?" asked Shikamaru, pointing at the seat next to Naruto.

"Huh? Oh yeah, go ahead," said Naruto. "What are you doing here so early in the morning?"

"My mom kicked me outta bed and told me to go out and train," Shikamaru replied, rolling his eyes. "Women are so troublesome."

"Yeah, I know what you mean," said Naruto, wanting to forget all about what had just happened with Sakura.

The two of them sat in silence, Shikamaru staring up at the still-dark sky and Naruto still trying to hush up his stomach. However, after a few minutes of silence (interrupted only by Naruto's stomach), a huge racket was heard in the distance. "Hey! Naruto!" came a loud voice that sounded very much like Lee's. Naruto and Shikamaru turned around just in time to see Lee almost crash right into them.

"Oh! Hey Thick Brows!" Naruto said. "What's up?"

"Not much," Lee said, though by the rather large amount of noise he had made and the way he had run up to them, Shikamaru thought it was quite the contrary. "Well, not much other than I just ran into Sakura not too long ago ('Poor girl,' Shikamaru thought. 'The way he was running, she's probably as flat as a pancake.). I asked her what was wrong, seeing as how she looked rather upset. All she said to me was 'Go ask Naruto.' Then she walked away, still looking pretty angry. So what's up with her?"

"Oh, she's just mad at me because I'm going to teach Jiraiya sexy no jutsu," replied Naruto, quite calmly. "I still don't get why she's so mad, though."

"What's sexy no jutsu?" asked Lee, who had not yet seen Naruto perform his "infamous" jutsu.

Naruto stood up and soon there was a poof of smoke. As the smoke cleared, Lee and Shikamaru saw a girl in Naruto's place with long blonde hair and wisps of smoke surrounding her body.

"Whoa!" Lee shouted, unable to take his eyes off of the beautiful girl, forgetting that it was Naruto.

'And he wonders why Sakura got upset with him?' Shikamaru thought to himself.

Then, out of nowhere, came a loud, high-pitched whistle. Poof! Naruto changed back to normal he, Shikamaru, and Lee turned to see Jiraiya standing there, staring at Naruto, jaw-dropped and drool dribbling down his chin.

"Hey!" Jiraiya said, coming back to his senses and realizing Naruto was no longer a girl. "What'd ya go an do that for?"

Naruto just stood there, staring at Jiraiya, and Jiraiya continued to stand there and stare at Naruto. Shikamaru and Lee stood nearby, staring from one to the other and then looking at each other. The two of them just shrugged their shoulders, turned around and left. They had both decided that it would probably be best to just stay out of the way and leave.

After a few minutes of staring at each other, Naruto's stomach growled again. They both starting laughing, not remembering why they had been glaring at each other. "How about we grab something to eat?" Jiraiya said, pointing to Ichiraku Ramen, which had just started serving ramen for the day. "After that, we can go out and you can start teaching me sexy no jutsu!"

"Alright!" replied Naruto, quite happy at the thought of finally getting some food in his stomach.

So, the two of them ate a few bowls of ramen each, and then went off to begin the lesson on sexy no jutsu.

Well, there you have it: the second chapter of Konoha's New Teacher. I know, still haven't gotten to the actual lesson yet, but it will definitely come in the next chapter! Just let me know what you thought until then. Grins and waves Until next time! TTFN