Hey everyone! I've finally come out with the long awaited third chapter of Konoha's New Teacher for you all to enjoy! I hope you like it! Granted, it's not exactly my favorite, but I found it a little harder to write this one for some reason. Course, once I got it started, the rest came along just fine. Also think it's a tad shorter then the first two, but couldn't really think of a way to extend it much further.

Hope you enjoy!

Oh, and thanks for the reviews, by the way! Very much appreciated!

(Disclaimer: I do NOT own Naruto. Enough said.)

Konoha's New Teacher

Chapter 3: Training Begins

With their stomachs finally full, Naruto led Jiraiya to his favorite training spot to begin teaching Jiraiya sexy no jutsu. "You all ready to begin?" Naruto asked

"Yep!" replied Jiraiya, looking rather excited.

"Okie dokie!" Naruto said, grinning. "First thing you need to know is that sexy no jutsu is simply a transformation jutsu. The only difference is you're transforming into someone you've never seen before, which is why it's a bit more difficult than the usual transformation justus.

"Sounds simple enough," Jiraiya said, rapidly scribbling down every word Naruto said on a small pad of paper.

"Now, because you are transforming into a girl you have never seen before, you are going to need to be very creative," Naruto said, still having a hard time thinking of Jiraiya in a female form.

"Well, that's not too hard," Jiraiya said, grinning. "After all, I am a great writer, and writers need to be very creative."

Naruto rolled his eyes at this. "Sure, if you call staring at girls all day creative…" Naruto sighed.

Jiraiya didn't hear a word Naruto just said. Instead, he was staring off in the other direction at a group of girls who were just walking by, minding their own business. They had no idea that Jiraiya-the-Pervert was in their midst.

Thwack! This time it was Naruto's turn to hit Jiraiya upside the head. "Pay attention!" Naruto yelled. Jiraiya just turned around and glared daggers at Naruto. "right, now why don't you go ahead and give it a try?"

"Okay!" Jiraiya said, seemingly forgetting all about the girls. A moment later, an ugly old hag was standing in front of Naruto.

"Gaahh!" Naruto screamed as he shielded his eyes. "It burns!"

Jiraiya reached over and grabbed a mirror, which they had brought with them. "Aahh!" Jiraiya yelled. "Who is that? Jiraiya dropped the mirror as if it had just bit him.

The next moment, there was a flash of green as Naruto got kicked into a nearby tree. As Naruto shook his head to clear it of the stars he was now seeing, he saw Gai standing in front of the hag that was Jiraiya. "You're okay now, miss," he said, giving Jiraiya a thumbs-up and a very cheesy grin. He then turned to Naruto. "You should know better than to bully an old woman around Naruto. I'm so ashamed! If you were one of my students—"

"Woah!" Naruto interrupted. "First off, I'm not one of your students, so bug off. Second, I would never do such a thing and you know it!"

"Then how do you explain this?" Gai said, pointing at Jiraiya, who still had not dropped the transformation.

"That so-called 'woman'," Naruto said, putting a strong emphasis on the word woman, "is Jiraiya! I'm trying to teach him sexy no jutsu. All right?"

Gai turned around and looked in the woman's direction and instead found Jiraiya standing where the woman had been. Gai shook his head and sighed. I don't think I want to know…besides, I've got to get back to Lee and continue our training." With that, Gai walked off, looking rather confused.

"Um…how about we stop for the day and pick it up where we left off tomorrow?" Naruto said after a few minutes of awkward silence. He couldn't stand the thought of seeing Jiraiya perform the jutsu a second time in the same day. Once had been enough.

"Sounds good to me," Jiraiya agreed. Even he was too disturbed by his transformation to continue. 'Sexy no jutsu indeed!' he thought to himself. 'That was the least sexy thing I have ever seen in my life!'

With that, the two of them walked back into town and went their separate ways: Naruto to fill his belly with ramen, and Jiraiya to see if he couldn't gather any "data".

So, what'd you think? Please review so I know whether or not it's actually worth finishing this story before I get distracted with the other one that keeps coming to mind.