People liked this chapter so I decided to bring it back! I also put some extra things in there so it's more funny!

Chapter 2: Asakura twins, a gecko, last words, and car insurance.

Disclaimer: I don't own Shaman king OR Geico. You happy now?

The scene is Hao has Yoh cornered and is ready to take his soul.

Hao looks at his brother and smirks. "Heh heh heh. Now, otouto, it's been rather fun chasing you. But I'm going to take your soul now."

Yoh is too scared to say anything, so he stares at his mirror image.

Some random gecko comes and makes random gecko noises. (O.o what do they make?)

Hao, grabs Yoh's hair and stares into his eyes. (A/N: I hated that part of the anime! , )"Any last words, little brother? Before I make you mine once and for all?"

Yoh grins. "Yeah. In fact, I do"

Hao arches a brow and crosses his arms. "Really? Wow no one really says any thing now a days, but ok make it quick. I have a hair appointment soon and I DON'T like to be late."

Yoh closes his eyes. "I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Gecko." He opens them to laugh and smile.

The older one stares. "Yoh.. You don't even HAVE a car. Let alone insurance."

Yoh shrugs. "That's what the man with the cue cards told me to say"

Blinking, Hao shakes his head. "What man?"

The guy with the cue cards waves. "Hi!"

Hao stands speechless.

Gecko with British accent comes in. "No no no no. You want Geico not gecko."

"Ahh Sou ka. Gomen nasai gecko-chan." Yoh puts his hand behind his head.

Hao stands angrily. "Where did he come from? And how come he has a British accent that distinctively reminds me of some familiar annoying person?" he shouts.

Yoh ignores his brother and turn to the Gecko "Wanna grab an orange shake?"

The Gecko follows Yoh "How delightful! Say that orange thing you always say."

Yoh laughs and walks "funga fufu… funga fufu…"

Hao yells "NANI?? WHERE THE HECK DO YOU TWO THINK YOUR GOING??"

Some weird announcer comes in and stands in front of a bickering Hao. "Geico. Save a 15 or more on your car insurance"

More to come!

Thank you for reading!

Ja Mata!

Keiko