Alright, here we go! 45 RoyxEd titles/themes, and I decided to make them into an ongoing story. I got these themes from the LJ community fma yaoi. ff dot net plus links equals hate.

http(colondoublebackslash)www(dot)livejournal(dot)com/community/fma(underscore)yaoi/43334(dot)html

Titles translated by hagane no. I don't own FMA. Need I repeat that this story(stories) is(are) ROYxED. Meaning shounen-ai. Meaning yaoi. Meaning boy love. Meaning FLAMING GAY. Meaning male homosexuals, and interactions between said male homosexuals, ranging from hugs, to kisses, to sex. If a chapter contains more explicit material, I'll put a note of that in the pretext of that chapter, so if you don't want to read it, you can just skip it, and still read the rest of what I've written. n.n;

Have fun. And let the RoyxEd begin! Oh, and I swear they're going to tie together somehow...even if it's not apparent just yet...


2. See you Later

"Another mission already! But I just got back!" Ed was really starting to get tired of all these non-stop outings. Couldn't he have a couple of days to really relax? He was starting to think it was Mustang's goal just to work him until he collapsed. Or maybe the man was a damn sadist. No, he was a sadist, there was no doubting that!

'A case of gossiping in that tiny, mud hole of an outpost that called itself a town? 'Go there and get the rumor mill stirred up some more, Fullmetal!' he says, fah!' "Fullmetal…" 'This is utterly pointless, really! He might as well say 'Shine my boots, Fullmetal!' or 'Wipe my pompous ass, Fullmetal!' "…Major Elric…" 'I mean why can't he just get some other officer to do this stupid chore!' "Edward…" 'Look at me I'm a shit-faced Colonel with nothing better to do than waste the incredible talents of the Fullmetal Alchemist by making him shovel horse shit!' "ED!" The blonde was about to open his mouth to throw an insult at whoever it was that wrenched him out of his thoughts, until he remembered just where he was at the time.

That, and opening his eyes to see the face of Roy Mustang mere inches from his own had him nearly jumping out of his skin and stumbling over his words like a lovesick schoolboy trying to confess to his crush how he felt. Wait a second…'lovesick schoolboy!' Ed started at that thought, and shut up abrubptly. And he just hoped that the prickling sensation spreading across his cheeks was not a blush.

Unfortunately, the smirk on Roy's face confirmed that yes, it was. "You're looking a bit flushed, Fullmetal…Perhaps I should escort you to the infirmary…?"

'Kuso Taisa! He's just toying with me again!' "I'm perfectly fine, sir… If there's nothing else, I'll just be going so you can get back to your oh so important paperwork." It really didn't help that Ed kept shifting his eyes to avoid the Colonel's stare. "I mean you're always so busy, I don't know how you seem to find the ti—" The torrent of words was suddenly cut off as Roy's lips brushed lightly against his own.

"Two days mandatory leave, Fullmetal…" Roy began, but Ed didn't really hear most of what was being said. '…What was…' "…and you're going to stay in your quarters…" 'Did he just…' "…have your brother tie you down and hide your automail…" 'He…he DID…' "…are you listening, Fullmetal…" 'W-wh-what the…wh-why…t-this…' "…so the chimera said to the homunculus…" 'Surely that was just to shut me up…' "…and then I'm going to strip you naked and fuck you senseless…" 'I wonder what I'll have for dinner…wait a second…'

Almost immediately Ed really did jump out of his seat, putting a good ten feet between himself and Roy. "WHAT THE FUCK!" The Colonel simply chuckled, leaning back in his chair. "Two days, Fullmetal…and you're going to rest. I'll not hesitate to enforce that…"

The blonde sputtered slightly, an accusing finger pointed at his commanding officer as the most confused, shocked, and enfuriated look came across his face. "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT ALL ABOUT ANYWAY!"

Roy just smirked as Fullmetal stomped back across the room, hands slamming down on his desk. "What was that supposed to mean!"

"Two days…is that clear, Fullmetal?" Roy had leaned forward to meet Edward's furious gaze. What happened next, though, he hadn't expected, as the previous incident repeated itself.

But this time it was Ed that took initiative. This time it was Ed who pressed his lips to Roy's and pulled back far sooner than Roy would have liked. "And what was that supposed to mean, Fullmetal?"

"Two days, of course, Colonel," Ed replied, grinning as he spun around, braid thunking against his back as he walked to the door, pausing with his hand on the knob. "I wouldn't mind having two days leave a little more often…" And Roy actually smiled. "See you later then, Edward…"

The blonde looked over his shoulder just long enough to catch a fading glimpse of that true smile, and he found that his grin softened into something similar. "See you later…Roy…"


So? Have I scared you people off yet? No? Good! Please review, I like cookies…and catnip…give the kitty some treats for her efforts?

I like fire, but I don't like flames. Any flames will be deflected back at you by Roy. n.n; Constructive criticism is your friend and mine.