The edited old chapter one but now chapter 4! Confused? Good! Mwahahaha!! Heh heh heh… so ebil am I! Oh! Please ignore the chapter's bad name. I can't really think of any :3;;

Disclaimer: I don't own shaman king OR Oscar Mayer

This chapter is for Strawberry Promises. She always loved this one :D

Chapter 1: Jun, Hao, a duet, and bologna that has a name.

Hao and Jun walk onto a stage. Both are wearing nice clothes, both holding a microphone. You would think they were going to do something serious.

Hao takes a deep breath and opens his mouth. "My bologna has a first name"

Think again.

Jun smiles and sings "Its o-s-c-a-r"

Hao, with joy, sings "My bologna has a second name"

Jun starts to dance "Its m-a-y-e-r"

Hao twirls and skips (A/N: O.O oh the horror of Hao twirling and skipping!) "I like to eat it everyday and if you ask me why, I'll say…

Jun's dancing slows down and she grows tired "o-s-c-a-r m-a-y-e-r" she inhales and exhales "Has a way with b-o-l-o-g-n-a"

Both smile and sing "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

They hold hands and Hao skips. However, the tired Jun is exhausted and is being dragged by the brunette. "I wish I were an Oscar Mayer wiener because that is what I truly want to be."

Jun, trying to catch her breath "And if I was an Oscar Mayer wiener…"

This was his favorite line "Then everyone would be in love with……..MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Jun collapses due to lack of air.

Hao smiles and bows. "Thank you! I know! I'm so hot! Woooo!! Go me!"

Heh heh heh. I gots more coming. . .Just need to think. :x Hope you guys liked this one!!

Thank you for reading!

Ja Mata!

Keiko