The edited old chapter one but now chapter 4! Confused? Good! Mwahahaha!! Heh heh heh… so ebil am I! Oh! Please ignore the chapter's bad name. I can't really think of any :3;;
Disclaimer: I don't own shaman king OR Oscar Mayer
This chapter is for Strawberry Promises. She always loved this one :D
Chapter 1: Jun, Hao, a duet, and bologna that has a name.
Hao and Jun walk onto a stage. Both are wearing nice clothes, both holding a microphone. You would think they were going to do something serious.
Hao takes a deep breath and opens his mouth. "My bologna has a first name"
Think again.
Jun smiles and sings "Its o-s-c-a-r"
Hao, with joy, sings "My bologna has a second name"
Jun starts to dance "Its m-a-y-e-r"
Hao twirls and skips (A/N: O.O oh the horror of Hao twirling and skipping!) "I like to eat it everyday and if you ask me why, I'll say…
Jun's dancing slows down and she grows tired "o-s-c-a-r m-a-y-e-r" she inhales and exhales "Has a way with b-o-l-o-g-n-a"
Both smile and sing "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
They hold hands and Hao skips. However, the tired Jun is exhausted and is being dragged by the brunette. "I wish I were an Oscar Mayer wiener because that is what I truly want to be."
Jun, trying to catch her breath "And if I was an Oscar Mayer wiener…"
This was his favorite line "Then everyone would be in love with……..MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Jun collapses due to lack of air.
Hao smiles and bows. "Thank you! I know! I'm so hot! Woooo!! Go me!"
Heh heh heh. I gots more coming. . .Just need to think. :x Hope you guys liked this one!!
Thank you for reading!
Ja Mata!
Keiko
