Ryou's zit

Yukari: Hello everyone! I got the idea for this fic when I was in the bathroom trying to pop a zit. My last fic was kind of crazy and random, so I decided to make a fic with a controlled humor. (Is there such a thing?)

Bob: It was a huge zit too.

Yukari: Was not! (Throws brick at Bob) Ha-ha!

Bob: Ggrrrrr! You baka! That hurt! (Sucks his thumb and cries)

Yukari: It was supposed to hurt you moron, anyway, read and review!

DISCLAIMER: I do not own Tokyo Mew Mew, but unfortunately, I do own Bob and the zit on Ryou's face.


On a nice sunny day (What a crappy way to start) Ryou woke up, yawned, scratched his butt and slowly trudged to the bathroom. He went to the mirror and tiredly looked at his reflection, his eyes widened at what he saw.

"AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Keiichero burst in, "Holy crap Ryou what's wrong? That scream was loud enough to wake the dead!"

"THIS!" Ryou shouted, pointing to his forehead, "OH MY G—"Keiichero screamed but didn't finish, as he fell unconscious to the floor.

"Come on man!" Ryou fumed, "It's not that bad! Is it?" Ryou dumped cold water on Keiichero's face.

"Thanks." Keiichero said weakly as he got off the floor, he looked at Ryou's face, "HOLY CRUD BUBBLES!" He screamed as fainted again.

This process went on for quite a while, but finally, Ryou gave up and left Keiichero unconscious on the floor. He sighed and rubbed the huge zit on his forehead before heading downstairs.

He sat down and banged his head on a table, causing a large bump to form on his head next to the zit. "Whatcha doin?"

"GGAAAHHH! Holy crap Purin don't scare me like that!"

"Sorry." Purin giggled, "WHOA! WHAT'S THAT THING ON YOUR HEAD?"

"It's a zit." Ryou said somberly.

"Eeewww! Can I poke at it?" Before Ryou gave her an answer, she got a ten foot pole, stood back, and jabbed at Ryou's head.

"YOU ANNOYING PIECE OF MONKEY CRAP! QUITE IT!" Purin saw Ryou was clearly annoyed so she stopped; Ryou resumed hitting his head on the table.

"Stupid(BANG)zit(BANG)don't(BANG)know(BANG)how(BANG)to(Bang)get rid of it!(BANG)

Purin looked thoughtful, something clicked in her head, "I'll help you!" She yelled exited, "I'm an expert on zits!"

"You are?" Ryou raised a brow, not believing her at all.

"Of course! I'll get rid of that zit in no time! Follow me!"

Ryou sighed he didn't have any other options, so he followed Purin into the kitchen.


Yukari: Sorry about that short chapter, it will get better, I promise! Anyway, next time Purin helps Ryou with his zit, but will her techniques really work? Of course not!

Bob: It won't get better, you always say that

Yukari: (Gags Bob and ties him to a chair) Shut up you baka! Please review!

Sayonara!

Yukari