Ryou's Zit

Yukari: Hello everyone! Thank you so much for the reviews! You don't actually like it do you! Crazy people…… Well you make me feel happy anyways.

Bob: That was so cheesy I wanted to puke.

Yukari: Whatever, anyways, in this chapter Purin tries to get rid of the zit.

Bob: I heard this fict contains things such as: a blender, chainsaw, lawn mOWFFTY!

Yukari: (Covers Bob's mouth) YOU IDIOT YOU'RE GONNA GIVE AWAY THE WHOLE STORY!

DISCLAIMER: I do not own Tokyo Mew Mew, but I do own Bob, the zit, and some items used to torture, er…, help Ryou with his zit problem.


Ryou sighed he didn't have any other options, so he followed Purin into the kitchen.

"So what are you going to do?" Ryou sighed.

"Well, ummm, let's see what we have to work with here." Purin started digging through piles of junk; Ryou rolled his eyes and leaned on the counter.

"Do you have any of that mask stuff?" "Huh?" "You know…that crap girls put on their faces with the cucumbers!" Purin yelled.

Ryou yelled back, "YOU BAKA! I'M A GUY, DO YOU REALLY THINK I WOULD HAVE THAT CRAP!"

Keiichero burst in (Again), "What's the yelling for! O GAWD!" Keiichero fell unconscious again. This time, Ryou didn't even try waking him.

"IS IT REALLY THAT BAD?" Ryou asked Purin, who nodded slowly. "ALRIGHT I'LL DO WHATEVER YOU WANT! JUST GET RID OF THIS THING!" Ryou yelled, pointing to his forehead.

He didn't notice the evil smirk Purin had on her face.

"Alright, since you don't have the mask crap, I'm going to use this frosting."

"WHAT!" Ryou yelled, Purin sighed, she held up a mirror to Ryou's face. Ryou looked at his reflection and the mirror shattered.

"……."

"Alright now that you agree with me…" Purin started dabbing frosting on Ryou's face. After she was done, she stood back to look at her masterpiece.

"Hhmmm, it needs some cucumbers." She said thoughtfully and dug through the fridge.

"It!" Ryou mumbled from under the coat of frosting.

Purin ignored him and took out a pickle jar, "Sorry, I couldn't find any cucumbers; we'll have to use these pickles." She whispered, Ryou barely heard what she said and just grunted.

"Ok!" She said excitably and applied the pickles over his eyes while licking frosting off her fingers.

"What the—"Ryou opened his eyes, "AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAHHHH! IT BURNS! WHAT THE CRAP IS THIS!"

"You big baby, it's just a little pickle juice." Purin crossed her arms.

Mint ran in, "Why the heck are you screaming?" She yelled, she took one look at Ryou; his eyes were red and blotchy. And the frosting made him look like he had rabies.

"Oh my goodness!" Mint fainted and landed on Keiichero, who let out a moan.

"THAT'S IT!" Ryou scooped the frosting off his face and threw it at Purin; he went out into the café where people were eating.

People took one look at his face and started fainting, Ryou looked around, people were fainting left and right.

Ryou burst into the kitchen, Purin was on the counter, filing her nails. "I knew you'd come running back." She grinned, "Now for part B of operation 'get rid of Ryou's zit."

Ryou sweat dropped, "What an ingenious name." He mumbled.

"I know isn't it!" She jumped up and down excitably, obviously not catching the sarcasm in Ryou's voice.


Yukari: Man they all yelled a ton, next time, the blender! Mhuahahahahaha! And maybe the chainsaw too….

Bob: You're evil.

Yukari: I know! Ain't it wonderful!

Bob: No, you seem to have an obsession with killing people.

Yukari: It's not an obsession, it's a hobby

Bob: Whatever…

Yukari: Bye bye everyone!

Ja Ne!

Yukari