Ryou's zit

Yukari: Alright! This chapter might get a little crazy.

Bob: Oh no! Not the bricks!

Yukari: (sigh) No you Baka! That's not even in this fict! Oh, and I have to say, thanks for the face cream crap; it did wonders to my skin! (Puts on face crap)

Bob: (Pouts) I want some! (Grabs crap and puts on face)

Yukari: Oh, and the reason for the personality switch is because it's morning! And I'm tired, and cranky, what I go through for you people….

Bob: And I just drank ten cups of coffee! (Bounces off walls)

DISCLAIMER: Me no own Tokyo Mew Mew, If I did, I'd be sleeping instead of writing this fict.


"I know isn't it!" She jumped up and down excitably, obviously not catching the sarcasm in Ryou's voice.

Ryou sighed, "Alright! Next we have the blender!" Purin said happily.

"Huh?" Ryou looked confused, "Don't worry! I saw this on TV! It's perfectly safe, I think." Purin mumbled the last part so Ryou wouldn't hear.

"Alright, stick your face here! Na no da!" She instructed, "Wait why is there fruit in there?"

"Cause I decided to make a smoothie while I'm at it!" She smirked; before Ryou could back away she grabbed his face and popped it over the blender.

She looked thoughtfully at the controls, "Hhmmm, that's an awfully big zit so I'll set it on high and…….Chop, pulverize, beat or grind? Pulverize of course!"

Ryou moaned from inside the blender, Purin pressed the buttons, she watched Ryou scream in pain. "This is fun! Na no da! It almost looks like you're in pain!" She laughed.

Ryou pulled the blender off his face, "I'll show you pain!" He yelled angrily and chased Purin around with a giant mallet; he smacked her on the head once before she got away.

"Tsk Tsk, someone need anger management." She scolded; suddenly Tart appeared in the room. "Tar-Tar!" Purin yelled and hugged him, he looked like he would pop any second.

"OH MY GOSH RYOU! THERE'S SOMETHING ON YOUR HEAD!" Tart screamed.

"I know!" Purin said cheerfully, "Will you help me get rid of it?" She had chibi eyes. Tart nodded, his eyes still on Ryou's zit.

"Great! Now here's the plan." Purin and Tart huddled together and started whispering, Ryou backed away slowly.

"Nuh uh, where do you think you're going?" Ryou gulped, Purin and Tart both had evil looks on their faces. He couldn't take it, he ran out of the kitchen.

Tart teleported and whacked him on the head with a mallet, all the customers cheered. Tart ignored them and dragged the unconscious Ryou into the kitchen.

He threw him on the table where Purin was waiting, "All right! Time for plan D in operation 'get rid of Ryou's zit'."

"What a great name." Tart mumbled.

"I know isn't it!" Purin yelled obviously not catching the sarcasm in Tart's voice.

"Ok, serious faces." She commanded as she put on a doctor's mask.

"Chainsaw." "Chainsaw." Tart handed her the chainsaw, which she turned on…


Bob: OH MY GOSH SHE'S GONNA DECAPITATE HIM!

Yukari: No she's not, sorry all you Ryou fans, I have nothing against Ryou seriously. If someone was to die in this fic it would be Masaya or the evil dubs. So you can put down the pitchforks.

Bob: They're coming to keel me!

Yukari: I hope so, cause if they don't I will. I hope you all liked it, please review!

Ja ne!

Yukari