Ryou's Zit
Yukari: Thank you so much for the reviews! Since my chapters are short, I'm gonna try to update sooner, its unbelievable how chaotic things can get here. I'm just so busy.
Bob: Yeah right, she had tons of times when she could update.
Yukari: Yeah, but I'm too lazy.
Bob: Tell us something we don't know.
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Tokyo Mew Mew, if I did, I'd be sitting on my lazy butt doing something else.
"Chainsaw." "Chainsaw." Tart handed her the chainsaw, which she turned on…
"Now I'm gonna give Ryou a much needed haircut." Purin smirked.
"Then why don't you use scissors?" Tart asked confused, "Cause with all that hair gel, I imagine his hair is rock hard."
Tart nodded, understanding now. Purin grabbed the chainsaw and started hacking off his hair, Tart watched as blond locks fell to the ground.
After a few minutes, Tart and Purin stood back to study her work, both of their faces blanched. "Oopsies!" Purin yelled, "I didn't mean to cut off that much! Oh well." She shrugged.
Tart snapped his fingers, "I have an idea! Why don't we sell the hair we cut off to rabid fan girls!"
"That's a great idea Tar-Tar!" Purin gushed. Three minutes later Purin and Tart were auctioning the hair off on EBay.
"Wow! Five hundred bids already!" Purin clapped her hands, "We're gonna be rich!" Tart gasped, Purin and Tart grabbed hands and jumped excitedly around for a minute.
"Alright," Purin said turning serious again, "Back to operation 'get rid of Ryou's zit'©!" Tart stared at the copyright sign a while before answering, "Ok!"
"Lawn mower." Purin commanded, "Lawn mower." Tart, with some difficulty, handed Purin the lawn mover. Purin started up the lawn mower and ran it over Ryou's face while humming.
Tart's face was one of total shock, "I sure hope I don't get a zit," he mumbled, "These people have the weirdest ways to get rid of them."
Purin finished and sighed happily, "I'm such a good friend, Ryou will be so happy!" Ryou chose that moment to wake up.
"Ugh, I feel like I was run over by a lawn mower." He groaned.
"Really? Cause you look like it too!" Purin handed him a mirror.
Ryou's face grew pale, not only did he have a large zit and bump on his forehead. He looked like he had rabies, his eyes were red and bloodshot, his face was red and raw, and HE WAS BALD!
"AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!" Ryou looked in the mirror again to make sure he wasn't dreaming, "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" He took a deep breath, "AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH."
By now all the world was alerted to the sound of Ryou's scream, from the rabid fan girls (Who were still bidding on EBay.) to the pink penguins that were pulling Santa's sleigh in the Sahara desert.
This time Zakuro burst in, "WHAT THE HE—" She never finished, as she tripped over Mint and Keiichero and smacked her head on the floor, rendering her unconscious.
Lucky thing, she didn't even get to look at Ryou's face, if she did, she would probably be dead from shock.
Ryou himself looked as if he was about to pass out, but then his face turned from pale white, to a deep red color.
"Uhhh, Tar-Tar," Purin said nervously, noticing the steam coming from Ryou's ears. "Maybe we should leave…"
Yukari: (Sobs) I'm so mean! Before you people chew off my head, let me tell you, I WILL FIX RYOU! I promise, I could never leave him like that! Imagine, Ryou, BALD!
Bob: Whoa that was harsh, poor Ryou.
Yukari: All you people who read this are permitted to:
A- Hang me
B- Throw me off a cliff
C- Let rabid fan girls attack me
D- Sic the pink penguins on me
E- All of the above
Bob: Chose E! CHOSE E!
Yukari: Shuddup! Anyway, next time, Ryou get's fixed!
Bob: Eeewww! At the vet?
Yukari: Wha? No you baka!
