Ryou's zit
Bob: Ahem, it appears you have all killed Yukari, since most of you chose E. So I'll be in charge of this fic, instead of humor, it's going to be a nice, decent fluffy love story.
Yukari: Comes in with casts and bunches of bruises: Wha! I don't think so!
Bob: Gah! I thought you were dead!
Yukari: So did I, but here I am! Since I'm too weak to kill you…. ATTACK! MY PINK PENGUINS! Ya, all you people hurted me! Thanks a lot, my life is over now, I'll never get over that traumatizing experience. : Two seconds later: Ok! I'm over it!
Bob: twitches: So..much….pink…
DISCLAIMER: Let me spell it out for ya, Me…no….own…Tokyo….Mew….Mew.
"Uhhh, Tar-Tar," Purin said nervously, noticing the steam coming from Ryou's ears. "Maybe we should leave…"
Tart looked nervous, "Yeah I agree."
Tart and Purin turned to run, but Ryou grabbed them. "YOU LITTLE PIECES OF TOAD CRAP! I'LL KEEL YOU!"
Purin's eyes widened and Tart teleported back to his ship. (He'll be back next chapter)
"Uhhh, wait Ryou! I can fix you!" She cried desperately, "Nuh uh! Not after what you did!" Ryou raised his fist to punch her.
Purin held up a mirror, Ryou caught sight of himself in it and the mirror crumbled. "Gaah! Fine! But this time, I'll be watching you.." Ryou gave Purin a death glare.
"Okies!" She said cheerfully, as if nothing happened, "Firstest you got to take a shower." Ryou took a shower while Purin checked on the bids, "Wow, 168,789,879,234 bids!" She exclaimed, "I is so happy!"
"Why is you so happy?" Ryou asked, he had just come out of the shower, and had a towel draped around his neck.
Purin sweat dropped, "Ehh, nothing Ryou-Kun! Na no da!" Ryou growled, "Don't call me that."
"Let's see," Purin searched through a few drawers, "Well, the frosting's gone, and your face looks better, well, not the zit. Ah! Here it is!" She held out a bottle of hair-tonic.
"This will make your hair grow back in no time, okies?" Ryou nodded, relieved, Keiichero had gotten that when he had a couple bald spots. Ryou had sworn not to tell of course, Ryou smirked, he had a lot of black-mail on Keiichero.
While Ryou was musing, Purin looked at the back of the bottle:
Ingredients: Hare hair, sugar, water, yellow 5, Sodium hydroxide, brown 45, artificial peas, spinach, strawberry extracts, alcohol, bunny extract.
This product was not tested on animals, just perverts.
Directions: Pour three drops on balded head, wait two minutes for growth.
WARNING: If any oozing, dripping, sneezing, or burning occurs, run around in circles and scream, you'll probably die. Not intended for any other uses besides hair growth. DO NO POUR WHOLE BOTTLE ON HEAD! If this occurs, refer to our other expensive products from Tokyo Pervert Beauty Supplies©
Tokyo Pervert Beauty Supplies©
"Hhmmm," Purin scratched her head, "I better pour the whole bottle cause Ryou is extremely bald!" She called Ryou over and poured the bottle on his head, not heading the warning at all…
Yukari: Yayness! Ryou's gonna get his hair back!
Bob: Oh whoopee.
Yukari: Glares: ATTACK, PINK PENGUINS!
Bob: Gah! NNOOOO!
Yukari: He he, alright, next time, TOTAL CHAOS! Mhuahahahahaha!
Pink penguins: Mhuahahahahaha!
Ja ne!
Yukari
