Ryou's Zit

Yukari: To all you people: Cough: You'll never know…: Cough: Ryou is getting fixed; I Never said there wouldn't be any problems with it though.

Bob: You evil.

Yukari: Yes I is.

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Tokyo Mew Mew, but I do own Tokyo Pervert Beauty Supplies©


"Hhmmm," Purin scratched her head, "I better pour the whole bottle cause Ryou is extremely bald!" She called Ryou over and poured the bottle on his head, not heading the warning at all…

Purin saw some hair poking out of Ryou's head, "Wow! It's growin fast!" Tart appeared in the room, "Whoa! Why does Ryou's head look like a bush?"

Purin looked at Ryou, shocked, "Whoops! I musta put to much na no da! Quick! Tart, get the lawn mower!"

Ryou's hair was spilling onto the floor; it had grown at least ten feet. Ryou, just sat there with a stress mark on his head, he didn't yell, because he was thankful he had hair now, unfortunately a little too much.

Purin grabbed the chainsaw and started hacking at the hair, Tart, had been swallowed by the tangled mess some time ago. If you looked closely, you could see his twitching hand stinking out.

"Whew!" Purin wiped sweat off her forehead, "This stuffs growin faster than, eh, um, a pie with too much yeast!" "That was stupid." Tart mumbled from underneath his hairy grave.

"I'll save you Tar-Tar!" Purin hacked through the hair, which was now filling the room. Purin grabbed Tart's hand and yanked him out.

"Forget about Ryou!" Tart yelled, "Let's get outta here!" Purin nodded her agreement.

"Wait!" She yelled, a light bulb clicked on in her head. "Let's use weed killer!"

Tart nodded, "Ok!" They both grabbed a couple of spray bottles and held them like guns, "Let's do this."

What happened next was a blur to Tart, some hair attacked his head and he ducked, sprayed some weed killer, and watched the hair shrivel up.

Purin, on the other hand, had a machine gun filled with weed killer. Tart watched in amazement as she bravely stepped out onto the battlefield and started shooting at the hair.

Ryou, who was buried in his own hair, fell asleep. Tart started digging and found him, the hair had stopped growing.

Lettuce burst in, she saw the wriggling hair, Purin with a machine gun, and Ryou with extremely long hair. Poor thing, she shrieked and fainted.

Purin put down the machine gun and looked at her surroundings proudly, "That was fun, na no da! Let's do it again!" She grabbed another hair tonic bottle.

"NO!" Tart and Ryou yelled in unison, "Aahh, killjoys." Purin grumbled.

Ryou felt his head, relieved, all his hair had grown back and was its normal length. But he still had the zit, "HEY! Look!" Purin poked at all the passed out people.

"Wow Ryou, you have quite the fan club." Tart joked; Ryou rolled his eyes, suddenly, a buncha policemen blew a hole in the wall and burst in.

"Freeze! You're under arrest for uhh, I forgot, why'd we come here Joe?" Joe shrugged, "I just remember some guy called us three hours ago and said HOLY MOLY!"

"Really? He said that?" Joe passed out, "WHOA!" The policeman yelled, "That's one huge zit son."

Ryou looked at him surprised, he didn't pass out, the policeman patted his shoulder sympathetically. "I feel sorry for ya man, come on boys let's leave!"

The dude looked around, all his men were unconscious on the floor, "I'll call a dump truck to pick them up later, oh, sorry about the hole in the wall."

Ryou, Tart, and Purin sweat dropped, "Alright, back to business…" Purin trailed off.


Yukari: Whoo! Ryou's hot again! Too bad he has a mongo zit, and thank you for the reviews! I'm actually on some people's favorites list! I is so happy!

Bob: You is so weird, GAH! I mean you're so weird! Your bad grammar is rubbing off on me….

Yukari: You should feel happy, only dorks talk correctly.

Ja ne!

Yukari