Chickens

The beginning

It was a stormy night. Chickens were watching TV in their chicken coop. When they heard a loud roar, the walls crumbled, and big fat pigs came in, machine guns in their pudgy hooves. They started shooting machine gun fire all around the room. I'd say a big majority of the chickens died, but the little who survived went to the chicken council to complain about the problem. It was actually pretty crazy. At first, the chicken governor, Boc Poo, said they could never beat those fat retards. Once the chickens convinced the governor to do something, the council said how much chicken dollars that would cost for the war machines and everything. They finally agreed for the buying of the weapons and necessities. All the chickens observed the cows as they carried the war machines across the field into the chicken's war area. Tanks and trucks and guns and planes and helicopters and army supplies were all lined up in a row. Boc Poo contacted the best general around, His name was crosme he was a turkey who won all the battles he was ever in. Crosme walked into Boc Poo's office yes sir he said as other army commanders walked into the room. I want all the plans that the pigs have announced Boc Poo. They might be in contact with other pigs. Why would that matter said Crosme. They might try and defeat other chicken colonies. Nice thinking sir I'll send in a group of engineers to install cameras, okay said Boc Poo as Crosme left the room. That night 5 engineers a tank and 10 soldiers were preparing for departure. We'll cover you said the soldiers and the tanks. Soon after the helicopter rose into the air and flew off toward the top of the pig meeting building. When they landed on the pad the soldiers climbed up and blocked all the doors as the engineers installed the speakers and cameras. Then they heard a loud sound like steps and the doors burst open. The army on the top was destroyed. The only survivor was one chicken who attempted to fly off the building. He ran and jumped spreading out his wings and flapping them so hard the pigs got tired just looking at him. His name was Dave. Dave ran as fast as he could back to the chicken base where he explained what happened. Suddenly Crosme entered the room "everyone prepare for evacuation the pigs are planning to invade the base." The chickens went crazy gathering their things. Everyone climbed into the cars and tanks and copters. First the jets took off toward the chicken capitol in Dallas. The copters lifted off, they first were going to the cronton air base to alert them of the problem. The tanks then went followed by the trucks and men on foot. Last to leave was Boc Poo; he grabbed the secret plans and got into the truck. Off in the distance they heard the sound of the pigs chanting, guessing they were about 10 miles away they kept on going at their normal pace. The cars and tanks went at about 30 miles per hour. They had to travel 300 miles to reach Dallas so they had a long drive. Slowly as they approached they started seeing the amount of chickens grow until they were in the suburbs. Suddenly the sky turned dark and lightening flashed a flash of fire and a mage appeared, he swung his staff and hit the ground causing seismic waves to move in all directions. Everything went blank.

Will any of the chicken population survive, read the sequel, chickens-the rebellion