Jamo: I'm back up!
Fire Emblem cast and Jamo's muses: NNOOOOOOOOO!
Matthew: Duck and cover! He's gonna blow!
Jamo: Was that really necessary Matthew?
Matthew (turns to chibi Matthew): No… I'm sowwy.
Jamo: Thank you. Now for this fic I'll need Erk, Raven, Lucius, Guy, Heath, Matthew, Serra, Priscilla, Florina, Fiora, and Nino. The rest of you can take a break.
Ways to Feel all Warm and Fuzzy Inside…and their drawbacks… With Erk!
1. Put on heated clothes.
Ding
" Ah. The dryers done! " Erk said, moving towards his dryer. He removed some clothes from it.
" It's about time I off that glitter crap Serra puts on my clothes! "
The clothes were all fluffy and warm. He slipped on a sweater from out of it and grabbed his house keys. He left his house and the sweater was so comfy and fluffy that he fell asleep right on the sidewalk.
Then Serra sneaked out from behind the bushes in his front yard. She grabbed the keys and drove in her newly acquired car to a hardware store. She got them copied then quickly drove back to Erk's house. She put the keys back into his hands and put more glitter crap on his sweater.
" Ah crap! " Erk shouted, waking up three hours later. He quickly rushed into the house.
From that point on, every night, a masked and cloaked woman visited Erk's house while Erk was sleeping. She would cradle his head in her arms for a while then before she left, she kissed the purple-headed mage and whispered " Good night Erky. "
One day Erk woke up and found some pink hair shed on his face.
" Serra! "
2. Sit on a radiator.
Hour 1: Erk, our subject for the radiator experiment is doing fine. Erk remains warm and cozy for the time being.
Hour 7: Erk is shaky and his face is pale. A patch of skin the side of his left upper leg is purplish. This frightens our health administrators, Priscilla and Serra.
Hour 25: Patches of skin like the one on Erk's leg have also grown on Erk's other leg, His temples (the place on the head were sweat comes out), and both sides of his stomach/rib area.
Hour 40: Erk has broken out of the lavatory I mean laboratory! Several civilians claim they've seen an eight-armed purple monster with four-foot long, flowing, hair roaming the city!
3. Fall in love… Aw…
Erk and Priscilla sat next to each other on a cliff in the hills of Reglay. Priscilla leaned her Erk's shoulder. They had fallen in love during their adventures traveling with Eliwood's army.
But did not know that behind two bushes were enemies! Raven, Guy, Heath, Lucius, and Matthew hid behind one bush about to beat the crap out of Erk for stealing Priscilla away from them. Behind the other bush, Serra, Florina, Fiora, and Nino were about to do the same thing to Priscilla for stealing Erk.
A/N: Just when I set the mood I just had to ruin it with the EVIL REVENGE!
The two groups just happened to jump out from behind the plants at the exact same time. When the groups saw the other hurting the ones they loved, the groups attacked each other. There was a cloud-of-dust-covers-the-violence-and-random-limbs-come-out-of-the-cloud style battle. While the groups battled, Erk and Priscilla quickly ran to the city and hired a coach to take them as far away possible from Reglay.
So in conclusion, Feeling warm and cozy and fuzzy and stuff, may feel good, but may cause people to constantly enter your house, turn you into a monster, and have groups of people chasing after you swearing to kill you. But if you're an idiot, it's worth it.
My next fic will probably be a (Hector)FlorinaGuy romance. I made up that paring and I'd like no one to take it without my permission. Yes, I right romance. If you knew me when I was just montblancerk without the reloaded you'd know. Does "Don't Cry Rebecca" ring a bell? It was that on-par romance with WilRebecca, ErkFlorina, GuyFemaleTactitian.
